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Serious question r9k, sometimes when I'm horn I feel it in my butthole, like a weird sensation, I don't really get it. I feel like I want to finger it, but doubt it will feel good.
that's just jesus reminding you the prostate is okay to molestate
>>29894433
Thats whats known as AIDS op.
Nice dubs tho.
>>29894433
>>29894444
It means you want a nice, thick, curved cock to fuck your tight hole.
also check'd
What keeps you going in this harsh world, /r9k/?
I still have hope that i can one day manage to land a qt and be able to make a comfortable amount of money. My hopes dies more and more each day though people on this board tell me it will disappear once i turn 25.
>>29893958
Grad school, and the possibility of finding a qt significant other. However I have little reason to believe in such a possibility so after I get my PhD I may an hero unless I happen to make a good friend or something.
Family.
bloxx
>tfw you'll never know how it feels
why live?
Can't you just read about it? It's a very common and well-documented experience.
I didn't think roasties could be pretty. It looks like petals
>>29892870
I don't know.
I haven't really cared about either in a long time.
r9k, I'm going to bed, wish me good night!!
>>29891698
good night warrior kitty
>>29891698
have a nice sleep
good night op. sleep tight.
>commercial repeats its phone number more than twice
>talk to someone
>talk about something you think is cool, answer a question, or clear something up for them
"Ah."
MAKES ME FUCKING RAGE BECAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS ON CHAT ROOMS, NO ONE FUCKING DOES THAT IRL FUCKING PRETENTIOUS SADBOIS FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>phone changes music by brushing up against your thigh in your pocket when youre on a walk
>people breathing heavily through their nose
my fucking god I just want to scream when someone does this
who /sensitivetonoise/ here?
Rabbit is down and having technical issues. Here's our skype group for those non-skype users who might be motivated enough now to join:
https://join.skype.com/IO8QzM888YXT
a few rules:
http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
i miss my rabbots already
>>29891399
no thanks, i'll pass on that
>>29891556
your Ioss
>need to go to bed
>had horribly nightmares last night because I spent until 4 am reading about skinwalkers
>live alone, in the middle of nowhere
How can I get some rest? Who /awake/ here?
>>29891249
everytime i go to sleep . i feel negative as fuck and wake up feeling like shit. i believe aliens or demons or some shit like that is real. because why do i feel so shitty when i sleep. it must be true about how those reptilian feed on your energy when you sleep.
I wouldn't worry about it desu.
>>29891249
just watch a bunch of vanilla comedies, anything with Kevin James or Adam sandler will do. this pretty much always alleviates anxiety. often referred to as a "palate cleanser"
t. former anxietyfag
Was William Shakespeare the first fedora?
I mean he made this poem
>Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st;
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Pretty cringeworthy and neckbeard desu
>>29890313
there's literally no reason for his work to be so popular, it's like a continuous ancient forced meme by the english departments of the world
>>29890313
That there is the 16th Century equivalent of a panty-melting rock ballad. Billy Shakespeare died by drowning in groupie pussy juice, and you think he was the first fedora? The fuck out of here with this nonsense.
>>29890313
well back then it was original
also, he was gay
post stories of when you had to teach some normies a lesson for messing with you.
>go to the bowling alley with my friend
>some chads take the aisle beside us and immediately start laughing and calling me a faggot and fat boy loud enough so i can hear it
>ignore them and drink my beer and talk with my friend
>once they lose interest in harassing me i overhear one of them talking about his nissan skyline to the other guy
>go outside for a cigarette and there is a skyline with shitty stickers and spoiler with standard wheels parked near my car
>tell my friend i want to leave
>we walk outside and i quickly wave goodbye to my friend and start walking towards chads pride and joy
>tfw scratching every single panel with my key and breaking off the mirrors and spoiler
>tfw waiting nearby for an hour until chad comes out and sees the damage and has a mental breakdown in the street
>>29890032
>scratching every single panel with my key and breaking off the mirrors and spoiler
>waiting nearby for an hour until chad comes out and sees the damage and has a mental breakdown in the street
hot damn is that devilish.
How salty were his tears and how sweet was his that revenge?
>>29890032
I hope security cameras caught you and you go to jail for vandalism. Instead of being a man and confronting this Chad you do the most cowardly things possible.
>>29890118
Fuck off, normie. He deserved it for being a cunt and treating OP like he was a subhuman.
Can we get a woman hate thread going on?
I really really need this.
>>29887771
I've got you, desu. Don't 404 on me!
>>29887771
Dumping has commenced. Come on in, robots, these threads are what keep the rebbit normies triggered and OFF OUR BOARD REEEE
>>29888675
ROASTIES CANNOT BE TRUSTED RIIII
>Pokemon GO is popular
>This is a god send to robots because you can strike a conversation with girls, increasing your chances to find a gf by infinity
>a simple talk about mon can lead to a gf
>see Butterfly Effect
>there are a lot of girls that don't club or do those degenerate activities, believe it or not they exist
>they're out looking for mon right now
>tfw no smart phone
>>29883966
>see Butterfly Effect
Don't you mean the Butterfree Effect?
>>29883966
I know absolutely nothing about pokemon. fuck my life.
>>29883966
>This is a god send to robots
godsend to pseudonormies*
I see people here talking about their big dicks but never see any pictures.
proof that it's you?
nice cock btw no homo
>>29878742
>cut
>nice
yeah no
Not donkey size but whatever its still nice i guess
Hey, kiddo, let's fight!
>>29878055
Ha, this will be easy faggot.
>>29878055
yeah go ahead and fuck my shit up sempai
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Tyrone please, I want to die.
WHY AM I SO FUCKING UGLY IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR ONCE CHANCE AT LIFE AND GOD MADE ME THIS HIDEOUS FUCKING MONSTROSITY WHY WHY WHY RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29875453
Spree shooting in heaven senpai. It's your only option.
God makes us all beautiful. It's your inner ugliness that flares out and make you an ugly mofo.
>some of us are NEET shutins and good looking
>some of us are ugly and wageslaves
>some of use are autists and students
>all of us suffer the same fate
Beta uprising when?
Hey robots!
How does having a loving mother feels like?
How does it feels when your dad congratulates for your accomplishments?
How does having a girlfriend who loves you back feels like?
How does being loved feels like?
It's hard to really let yourself think these people care about you when they have no problem treating you like shit half the time.
Feels unstable and wrong. But so would being completely alone.
>accomplishments
>girlfriend
>loved
where do you think you are?
>>29901072
Women can't love anon
![skinwalker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XglzqWt.jpg "skinwalker[1]")
