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you know what time it is?
DINO RAPS
WHADDUP!
trex is the baddest bitch
kill shit eat shit been had that bitch
big teeth big mouth and shit
that's right ok, eats whatever he wish
ok that makes sense to me, cus if trex wasn't shit he'd be french to me
you know tyra banks? named after this D
or you can call him the king that's ok with me
got a lizard problem? just speak to him
cus the other dinosaurs are afraid of him
and if you never seen his dick before, it wobbles to the floor like jibbs but more
ok you can't roll with Rex, he'll split your body at the chest or eat you whole at best
now you know whats up, ok uh huh alright shut up
YO Yo, step the fuck back
the raptor is back to attack
this whole fuckin forum is whack
why am I rappin back when I could be out in the back smokin this whole fat sac
You boys be wakin up the raptor crew
we comin at you from both sides like Dr.Grant say we do
You wanna step up? you gonna get clawed, stoned, and cut
Get back to the bong, finish this song, and put and end to you.
SHAZAM
Zu-up, Zu-up.
"Raptor" what is up?!
Watch out this around because you're gonna get B-dup.
If ya don't know my name, ya got yourself to blame
and when I'm finished with you won't you ever be the same.
I am RAP-tore Rip, 'cause I Rip ya throat.
You all other raptors are fresh of Noahs boat
I'm a lizard with more tales and heads than you combined,
so here's a little tip compressed to a ZIP-file.
*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*
Sit down a for a minute on you prehistoric butt,
and let me fry your brain, that's the size of of a walnut.
I will shriek 'n' shout 'til the message sinks in.
So don't freak all out, let the lesson begin...
When ya see them lean, mean eaters of the green
chewing on those yucky leaves like it's Grand Cuisine.
Don't run 'em up all "hurr Ima eat ya Flesh!"
They'll just book it like the Prince that is black and Fresh.
So there you stand, all empty clawed,
praying for help from the all loving Lizard God.
But he's too busy getting sucked by a toad
So's now time to finally hit God-mode
Here are the words you've been waiting for,
listen close 'cause you know there ain't gonna be no more:
*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*
3..2..1..*ROAR*
You gotta WAIT, Liza
Fuel your HATE, Liza
Pretend it's fucking Windows UPDATE, Liza
When time's RIGTH, Liza
Leap and FIGTH, Liza
And release all your fucking CARNIVORE MIGHT.
That's all there's too it,
Go now out and do it.
And stop being such a herbivore shit.
Rip in Peace
Is it wrong to cheat on my online gf?
gg
>online gf
No anon, because that's not a real relationship.
>>29900122
But shes really clingy and obsessive id feel bad if i cheated but i dont want to cheat myself out of a irl relationship
>>29899966
it's only wrong if you tell her/she finds out
Who is more dedicated, 'NEET' poster or 'Lethal dose of morphine' poster?
let us pay respect to the autismos of the past, who we may remember even if we don't actually miss them whatsoever:
someone still remembers you, lordeposter. someone remembers you, craig.
i remember that gay guy who always posted this like 4000x4000 image of twink male models
i remember that one dude who had over a hundred images of SPH/cock worship porn images
and let's never forget one of the most classic autists in recent memory, the eternally triggered goreposter who chimps out in every thread about animals and pets
NEETposter > This-poster > Shipman-poster > BAARP > Gilipino girlfriend.
>>29900046
and here's a b8 version of the twink model image that i have saved
MY EMOTIONAL GIRLFRIEND KEEPS TELLING ME ABOUT HER FUCKING CHAD PHYSICAL BOYFRIEND I WISH HE WOULD FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE
I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29899872
Chill out anon, obviously you just gotta BEE yourself and maybe she'll leave Chad for you!
>>29899872
DAILY REMINDER that no woman can put you in the Friendzone; you put YOURSELF in the Friendzone, by not walking away from a hopeless situation.
>>29899911
I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING FRIEND ZONE SHE IS MY EMOTIONAL GIRLFRIEND DID YOU NOT READ MY POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU KINDLY JUST FUCK OFF???????
started dating this girl a while back. when we're together irl we talk all the time but we don't text much
i've always texted a lot with girls but she doesn't seem very responsive. are we doomed to fail?
I hate cringy wanna be thought provoking charts like that
some people don't like to text, does she seem like a person that texts a lot? the answer to this question is the opposite to your own
also out normalfag roo
people dated before texting existed or didnt you know that? stop being so reliant on words on a small screen you fuck wit
Hey. I wad just outside playing pokemon go and suddenly a car with two refugee men starting following me. You could guess what gender I am. I'm inside the mall now though because I don't wanna be outside. I don't want to walk home. What should I do? Just call the cops?
You should stop inviting them into your country.
what are you some kind of racist?
>>29899758
buy a hat and cover your hair and face you dumbo normie
> anon, why don't you go be an artist? You have so much talent and you're wasting it
> it's not financially feasible, I have bills to pay and art classes are time consuming
> anon, you gotta stop making excuses and letting your LOW SELF-ESTEEM get in the way, you need to believe in yourself and get out there
Why can't you tell normies no without them thinking you're just sad and don't know better?
>>29899748
Hey OP, I "followed my dreams" and focused my life on music. I recorded something like 30 albums, never earned any money or recognition. Nobody really seemed interested in my work. Now I'm in my 40's and penniless.
HA! Joke's on me.
Also:Silent Hill is the best goddamned game ever made, fuck I love that series.
>>29899748
Because they live in a magical dream land where everything sorts itself out and parents asking their children to get a real education are evil dream killers.
>>29899854
This normie is just a Stacy who talks big so people can respect her, broke as fuck but always talking about going to meetings.
Want to travel around SEA and fuck a lot of bitches but I am very scared of STDs. Hate condoms because I am cutfag.
What do?
Do you really want the gonorrea superbug?
majority of STDs are curable
it's pretty much impossible to get AIDS if you are a male with a good immune system and you're not having bloody anal orgies 5 times a month
the wild card is herpes
you don't want to get herpes
but then again not even condoms can help you against herpes
Just fuck virgins.
I finally snapped out of it today lads, I've been a neet for 4 fucking years, 4 years of isolating myself from the rest of society in my fucking craphole of a room, I am no longer a NEET! I don't have a job I'm not employed but in my MIND I AM NO LONGER A WORTHLESS PATHETIC FUCKING PARASITICAL NEET.. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANY LONGER.. NO!!!.. NOWAY THIS IS FUCKING LIVING I'M ALREADY FUCKING DEAD AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TAKE MY GODDAM LIFE BACK
I don't want to be trapped in my room on my goddam shit machine
I WANT TO DO NORMIE THINGS
I WANT TO SKI I WANT TO SWIM, I WANT TO DRINK ALCOHOL WITH OTHER NORMIES I WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO FISHING/DIVING WITH THEM
I've never felt this way ever NEVER FUCKING EVER
this isn't some short-lived high I'm on, I went to sleep and the feeling did not subside one bit
I'm not going to look at this now as either do or die BECAUSE I CAN"T FUCKING DIE SO I CAN ONLY DO
FUCK YOU PEPE
I WON'T TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR SHIT, YOU ARE A REPTILLIAN CUNT SENT TO KEEP US DOWN
I WON'T SETTLE FOR WAGESLAVE I'LL RIP THE GODDAM SHEKELS FROM YOUR SLIMEY FUCKING CLAW
I AM NO FAGGOT QUITTER, TRY STOP ME CUNT
RAUUUUAUUHGHHEHEHEEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*picks up computer throws out window after I post*
don't expect me to reply
>>29899677
See you tomorrow, originalissimo anon.
im not reading this shit nigga but i dont think you will be gone for long
>>29899677
>I don't want to be trapped in my room on my goddam shit machine
>trapped in my room
>trapped
Good luck anon do what you have to do but I would go NEET right this instant if I had the money no ragrets. My true home is vidya, always has been.
Despite the fact that white male/black female marriages have the lowest divorce rates unlike bm/wf which have the highest divorce rate as well as the highest domestic violence and spousal homicide rates.
Who here is horrible?
Probably because White guys get the cream of the crop when it comes to Black women, whereas White women go for the thug Tyrones to piss off Daddy and to fulfill their fetish of being dominated by a savage. They aren't interested in respectable Uncle Toms, while White guys aren't interested in ratchet hoes.
I know a black chick who is with a fat piece of shit white dude who is only with her because she has money, if he were black she'd have stabbed him by now. He's even gay
White guy gets one of the few good looking black girls, of course he's fine with her.
Black girl gets a man that will care about her, of course she's fine with him.
There you go.
How are you holding up?
If you weren't suicidal already. Published today in the NZHerald: woman review the new Tarzan movie.
What's the takeaway?
>Ok so I don't know what the plot is or who is in it other than Alexander Skarsgard
>I don't know what the dialogue or acting is like or whatever.
>But also very grateful. For this wonderful movie. That gave us Alexander Skarsgard.
>He is a gift to the world. And I bet he is so nice.
>And he is SO TALL.
>Like this movie really shows his tallness.
>OMG LIKE I ACTUALLY GROANED LOUDLY.
>mfw I'm 6 foot
Sucks to be a midget, faggots
>>29899542
Same
12op524po6j
>>29899514
6'2 masterrace
I delight in brutalizing midgets
>read posts on people trying to better their lives
>"FUCK YOU NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>read posts of pure autism
>"Its okay, anon"
This is the problem with you losers. You all wallow in your sadness but make zero effort to change. You've grown comfortable and accept the only "reward" is each other's acceptance. So, don't cry when Chad fucks that girl or when your parents isolate you for being totally weird. If you want to change, look at the mirror.
Not all of us are like that. The others just type the loudest.
>It's another "newfag finds /r9k/ and tries to tell everyone how it is" shitpost
>>29899584
Yeah. OP, I've been browsing here for years. 80% of posts here are advanced irony and humour, the rest simply cannot be helped. Just stop worrying keep browsing and enjoy the shitfest.
I don't deserve a gf. I'm not good enough
I thought that picture was a trap.
Am seeing dick and balls where am not supposed to see them, I need a break from this board.
>>29899435
Me too
Paprika
I don't care anymore. Just kill myself.
Are traps and trannys beta males by default?
No just horribly mentally ill
>>29899427
>Are traps and trannys beta males by default?
yeah some are just queer
Not necessarily. I know one trap who has both males and females throwing themselves at him left and right.
I WANT A GF
RIGHT NOW
GIVE ME A GF
>>29899393
>TFW NO GENTLE MOMMY DOM GF TO HUG ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You wouldn't even know what to do with a gf m8
>>29899393
Post pic of urself
