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Come here to complain about something.
I just gritted my teeth and the bottom teeth literally shaved a chunk off my right front tooth. Hurt like fucking hell and now I can't stop rubbing the sharp edge thats]'s been created on that tooth. Now I'll have to go to the fucking faggot dentist.
I just came to this board after not being here after a year. And jesus fucking Christ I honestly have no idea it could get worse than it already was
>>29898764
You should see what /tv/ is like now
>go to mcdonalds to celebrate losing 40 pounds
>order a large double quarter pounder meal
>get my bag and rush home
>didn't think to check my order
>the fucking retarded niggers put my fries in upside down so they ended up in the bag
>overfilled my drink
>puddle of coke on top of the plastic lid
>got it all over my favorite shirt in the car
>no napkins in the bag
>they gave me a regular cheeseburger instead of my double quarter pounder but charged me the same
I'M FUCKING PISSED
FUCKING MONKEYS RUINED MY CHEAT MEAL WHY CANT THEY DO ANYTHING RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is it that League of Legends is so easy for me? I just got in plat yesterday..
I feel like i could go pro at some point. I LITTERALLY carry all my games.
If you are that good, go for it. I wish you the best, bro!
It's easy to climb low ranks easily, but once you hit high plat/diamond you need to actually be good at the game and you're less likely to get retards on the other team you can exploit and get fed. Definitely gets harder to climb for the vast majority of people.
>>29898696
Probably because riot took a relatively easy game and then babbified it to the extreme.
I tanked my placements on purpose when I played for a while years ago. Winrate from bronze to plat was ~90%.
This was before OCE servers, so I was playing on 200 ping. I'm not even very good at dota.
Anyone else hallucinate when they close their eyes?
Not when your asleep just when your eyes are closed. It's scary desu
Literally the other post in the catalogue, niggershit .
>>29898672
Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.
>>29898672
Yeah. I get fractals and colors and tunnels and really vivid images. When I'm listening to music, I like to have a light source nearby ao I can wave my hands in front of my closed eyes and create a strobe effect for the patterns and fractals and colors that go along with the music.
To clarify, do you mean coherent pictures or something like this?
>Goals are falling apart.
>Having delusional thoughts when falling asleep
>Sometimes I forgot what state I lived in
>One time I woke up seeing historically inaccurate Mesopotamian ghosts
>Other time I forgot who I was
>Don't think I have schizophrenia, it all happens when eyes are closed
>Sometimes my thoughts make up words I thought were real
>Like "mippyflowerwippies"-skateboard trucks, or "Trifalry"-difficulty or making an obstacle
>Is this normal?
>Are these abnormal things normal?
Might want to add, "being retarded" to the list as well.
do you do a lot of psychedelic/hallucinogenic drugs? i had something that sounded like this when i was tripping weekly. i'd make words for sounds like flippt and floosh and repeat them in my head over and over and the pre-sleep dreams still happen. pretty nutty. i'm unraveling.
>>29898669
No, no drugs.
>hrrrmp :D
>>29898578
MEMES
:D
>>29898578
Meme of Marge Simpleton with funny face
well done anonymous your added emoji enabled me to experience a kek that was than lifted above my head which made it a top kek
>>29898578
https://youtu.be/CKc6-BRZqt0
stop being a little bitch and just be confident
>>29898571
>chad gets put in his place by combat
>so disfigured he can't even enjoy "life" back home
>his Stacy wife shows her true colors and divorces him
>dies a pitiful death in the cold
And all was right in the world.
freedom isn't free
sometimes you have to water the tree of industry with the blood of sandpeople
>>29898571
Thispost feels like satire.
Whatever happened to those threads about that website where foreign girls talked to you to learn English or something like that? I remember some robots even had a script that would auto visit their profiles to make them talk to you or something? What was that called?
probably not the site you are looking for but something similiar https://www.italki.com/partners/
I dont use it because autism
>>29898597
Neat, thanks anon.
>>29898551
Interpals is what you're talking about
>That kid who had "cold sores"
>>29898517
>That thread that died
>that kid who wore diapers at age 10
>>29898517
Oh, are we having a normalfag thread?
>That kid that went to parties
looking for a certain ree vocaroo.
its just "normies, get out REEEEE" without all the tryhard bullshit. and the REEEE is really high quality
can you hook me up with a link?
>>29898516
I could use a high quality ree right now too
no REEE for me?
Bump for reee
Why the fuck everytime I approach to a girl she ALWAYS interest in other guys ( who are all chads btw ) or are already taken. It has been 2 years and I've known a lot of girls who got interest in others but not in me.
Fuck this
You need to work out. Watch your weight and develop confidence.
Don't worry man. It gets a lot easier once you turn 3.
>>29898580
I don't think it's a physical matter because they all tell me I am hot and they all love my hair.
About the confidence, I am kinda shy but I sure can talk to girls
marry or not tell the truth
To depressing. I need someone who's active and out going like I am. I wake up and literally enjoy life!
In a heartbeat. Pls tell me this is you.
cute asf. pls have more
I had pizza for breakfast again
How come fat slobs never go bald? How come is it always a skinny or fit guy that I see balding but the fat slobs with worst diets imaginable always seem to have full heads of hair?
>tfw ate a whole cake by myself again
Why does it feel so good?
I only had oats (unflavored) and didn't eat anything else until lunchtime
I-I'm gonna make it
I don't know how much longer I can take this whole "Aging with Regrets" thing.
How are you holding up with all those memories /r9k/?
>>29898377
I'm 33 now. It's been 15 years since I was 18 and I've done nothing.
The pain of regret gets more intense with every passing year.
>>29898377
I'm quite upbeat about it. It's sort of like a process of elimination, I'm going through each memory of doing something I regret and getting over it one at a time.
It gets easier.
>>29898377
OMG!
Wtf happened to OP's pepe? Im catching a trauma now.
I've never met a nice South African, and that's not bloody surprising, mun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU
I've only met one south african and he was alright to be honest
I have met one and he was a total cunt, I hated him desu.
We aren't that bad desu
Post your recent dreams here, the weirder the better
last night I had a dream where I was in a town on the edge of a huge chasm that eldritch gods lived in
I ended up getting kidnapped by a big shapeshifting monster pretending to be my mother and dragged down there, and then I met the main cthulhu god dude and he fucked me
neither of us came we just stopped at one point and I got to roam around a little bit
I've had this dream 2 nights in a row it's very stressful and terrifying the only way I can avoid them trying to hunt me down is if I pretend to be on their side, being down in the chasm is dark and spooky and it's almost impossible to escape
>>29898286
from last night
>in a marketplace
>people selling 1-metre-long liquorice sticks (pic related)
>buy at least 25 of them, all different flavours
>flying jedi star fighter
>in space battle field
>fight a spaceship that looks like celeste guap
>get rekt
>pure darkness
>can only hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmj1kx0WH3w
>>29898286
>smoking weed
>cop catches me, I run away
>he calls in a swat team
>eventually get caught
>the cop arrests me outside a house
>a bus arrives and my whole school stares and walks past me
