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There's this girl i met at school a while ago and we sat next to each other for pretty much all last semester. We got along pretty well and I really like her but never really made a move. I got her number but we mostly just used it for talking about school related shit. Anyway I was thinking about her a lot recently and finally worked up the courage to talk to her. We texted for a while yesterday but I learned that she's out of town until like September. I don't have a car or drivers license or anything.
Really not sure how to proceed here.
Pic related is not her but kind of similar.
>>29894930
Public transportation/Uber if you're not too autistic
bumpadeebump
>>29894930
>meeting girls
die in a cagefight with a grizzley bear
![drawstring_bag,x1404-bg,f8f8f8.u6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27k8toN.jpg "drawstring bag,x1404-bg,f8f8f8.u6[1]")
why does falling in love hurt so much
>>29894923
It should be
>why does NOT falling in love hurt so much
>>29895102
It's made me more suicidal and pathetically depressed than before when i browsed this board daily
You'll get over it soon...
ITT post fucked up shit you've done
>2012
>be 15
>want Tyler the Creator/Odd Future (guys in pic) tickets
>don't have job
>ask mom to buy them $25
>she says no because I broke some guy's window with a baseball and mom had to pay it off
>get pissed, kick my door and call her a cunt
>sulk in room listening to tyler's song "kill people burn shit fuck school" and get inspired
>steal antifreeze in garage and pour it in her morning coffee the next day
>she grabs it and puts it on the table
>have a moment of clarity about what the fuck I'm about to do
>just before she drinks it "accidentally" bump into her
>coffee spills everywhere, she's pissed, go clean it up
>"what the fuck was i thinking holy shit"
>she never finds out about it
>>29894901
>literally attempted to kill his mom
What in the fuck
>>29894901
Literally everything I've ever done pales in comparison to that. You must have serious emotional problems.
I've had a few moments when I almost did things like this, grabbed a knife and walked right by my brother saw him then went and threw it in the sink
Can I use a darker concealer stick to contour my cheeks to make it look like I have more defined cheekbones? Is this the best/cheapest way to get a more defined cheekbone look?
I would blend it really well with or without a brush. Use fingers to blend?
not even sure this is the right forum for this question
>>29894951
it's lookism related so yes it is
ITT: People normies hate, but actually did nothing wrong
>>29894846
I can identify a lot with Light: introverted, smart, passionate. He literally did nothing wrong. Too bad he lost to a literal autist at the end.
>>29894869
He was too reckless during that arc and didn't think nearly as hard as he did with L. That being said, what Light should have done was have Mikami write all the names in the fake Death Note (because he knew they were going to tamper with it), except for Aizawa's. Aizawa was already leaking everything to Near in a bid to 'frame' Light because 'he' was actually Kira.
That would have been perfect.
>>29894869
Atleast at the end of the day he killed L
fNormies always like L or Mello when its Light who cleanses the world of degeneracy and is ultimately the most powerful character in the series
Gonna kill myself in 4 months any suggestions on how i should spend the last few months of my life??.
>november
>not december
>>29894780
No December.
explain why perhaps
>So just a prostate exam, nothing else I can do you for, o-oops, uh, I mean do for you?
>>29894768
Tfw no black bf to pound my sissy ass while I cosplay for him in different outfits.
Do you for is proper English kill yourself
>>29894768
w-what are you doing here? where's my usual doctor?
>he doesn't smile in photos
I would if my smile didn't look like two hooks trying to rip my mouth open from the sides
>>29894766
I don't take photos in the first place
>>29894766
my teeth are terrible i rather just do a ordinary face then some weird ass face
Fuck America. It's such a chaos country. Always having problems.
I'll never set foot in your country unless I'm arrested & extradited and honestly I'd rather be dead in the ground then in a US prison
okay that's totally cool man
>>29894763
NYC and LA are fun tho
>>29894814
NYC is only fun if you're rich and attractive.
I should know, I'm an ugly poor person living in NY
I can't get laid because all women are sluts
I can't get laid because I'm an obese agoraphobic autist.
I can't get laid because I don't want a GF, I want to want a GF.
>>29894750
That they're sluts should make it easier for you. That's a fact.
The only reason that you're lonely is cause you're fat and gay.
ITT: we draw the 2016 version of the tank man and really make each other think
didnt draw it but it really makes ya think
source for my fellow PoCs
damn... really.... makes you think...
>>29894761
bumping offa page nine to undergo challenge
Robots, I need help. I'm tired of trying to deal with my quite clear to me mental illness on my own.
But I honestly don't know who to go to for this. I've got a job I need to go to and part of the rent to pay; I can't let my friends down by failing to deliver on that. They've helped me out a lot, probably kept me from offing myself.
As imagined poorfag here, And being awhite maleI don't know any options for support. I don't want to worry my roommates but I suppose I'll eventually have to tell them of an appointment or something..
Anything anyone can lend a hand with, please, help a robot out...I don't want to be like this anymore.
>>29894726
Grin like an idiot and brute force your way through social interactions.
Try buying some 5-HTP or Adrafinil online.
Drink lots of water.
>>29894754
It's been like that for several years already senpai. I don't know how much longer I can stand to just 'fake it till I make it'
I'll look up whatever 5-HTP/Adrafinil is...But I might need something more..professional.
>>29894790
Adrafinil is the legal cheapo form of modafinil which helps with motivation and wakefulness.
5-HTP boosts serotonin like SSRIs without a lot of the shitty effects.
I don't know what kind of illness you have but I wouldn't expect much from therapy.
Still if you believe something can cure you, there's a good chance it will because placebo.
It's an Anon is horribly depressed and wants to die but he's too much of a pussy to do it
anyone else /suicidal/
Oops it meant to put episode in there
I think all of us are.
I wanna die but mom would be so sad if I did that.
What do.
How do I talk to shy artsy tumblr girls on tinder? I don't think a pick up line would work on them. They're the only girls I match with and I think they're pretty qt most of the time but I don't know what to talk about.
inb4
>on tinder
>'''''''''shy''''''''''
>>29894646
artsy, indie, preppy, hippie, ditsy, smarty
all girls have one thing in common OP
and that is love for dick
>>29894666
you're right but i still have this whole beta mentality of "some girls are special and different!!!" ingrained into my brain
"hey bby"
70% of those girls have daddy issues you just need to assure dominance
>tfw black
>tfw every time I enter a party there's always at least one white bitch begging for my black cock
Based black bots cucking white bois.
>>29894636
Why you here then?
You'll either be a fellow black guy fabricating stories or a white fuck boi living out fantasies.
>>29894658
I fuck women of all races, I'm not your bro faggot
