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>tfw no one to cuddle with
>>29895873
we're in the same boat, anon.
>roommates having a party with their friends
>they try to get me to socialize with their friends
>have a bad time
>female roommate tries to make it up to me by cuddling with me before I sleep
>she kicks me off of her when she feels my boner
>>29896207
>roommate cuddles you
>doesn't expect boner
What the fuck, like damn. I'd have just ignored it and continued the cuddle, unless it was acted upon.
>ITT:
prove that you are a robot by typing out one thing that only you do
>whipe my jizz on my covers every time I fap
>just flip it when I'm done
>repeat later that day / next day
I never heard about someone else doing this, and I've been doin it since I was 12 which translates into 8 years.
Back when I was around 12-15 I would also do this at sleepovers with sleeping people in the room.
I don't even care.
I like to cut skin off of my soles and eat it
The last time I left the house, Obama wasn't potus.
im used to violence
Maybe I could even have friends if I didn't use my energy to defend myself on this satirical image board.
Your moms asshole is used to violence because I pound it every night.
>>29895795
I DONT WANNA BE ME ANYMORE
Do open relationships work? Has anyone been in a successful and happy relationship with a girl who's also fucking somebody else on the side?
I can't say the idea appeals to me at all, and I wonder if that's because I have an old-fashioned or dissonant viewpoint on what relationships are.
I openly admit that I'd be jealous of whoever she might be sleeping with, but is that so wrong? Is it wrong to assume fidelity and exclusivity in modern relationships?
>Do open relationships work?
Of course they do, me and my wife have had one for years. Instead of having to cheat she can just get it out of her system when she has the urge to be with another man. It has also given my wife's son and I time to bond while she is out on a date :).
most of the 'open' relationships i've seen have seemed extremely barren, emotionally. disengaged from their primary partners and others, and void of any meaningful communication and such. if all you care about is sex and the financial aspects of commitment, i guess I get it, but if you want intimacy, I think it's impossible to have adequately intimate relationships with more than one person at a time.
>>29895761
A relationship is pretty much nothing without the investment of monogamy. You might as well just be fuckbuddy roommates. Open-relationshipsfags will try to play it off as "mature", but really it's shows a weakness - being convinced that they can't really stop themselves or more likely their spouse from cheating.
Are you thirsty Anon?
Jesus she must've held it in for a week
>>29895756
Not that thirsty
>>29895756
Yes, could you go fetch me a glass of water? Wash your hands first.
All these fucking robots that flip out every time you mention that you have a girlfriend, a career, and a normal life
What's the matter weebs? Jealous?
Obviously.
Do you like hurting other people?
Is that why you come here?
I'm actually happy for you but hate myself even more tbhh with ya
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoriginalcontentEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Would you date an eternally young cute vampire girl?
Where are the cons?
>vampire
The undead must be destroyed, especially if their state is transmissible to others.
>>29895709
>Dating an eternal slut
Its never gonna happen anyways. Pretty pathetic you want to talk about: what ifs.
Are you lonely?
I am. I get no social interaction at all really.
There is this one kid I knew in middle school that used to message me sometimes but I live far away from him and we don't have any common interests.
Eventually he stopped messaging all together.
I can't really blame him.
I like going to the doctor and therapist every month because I actually get a chance for some interaction.
>>29895641
I'll text you, anon. :D
You can be my outlet for all my stupid off track thoughts I get on a daily basis
>>29895641
Go outside and walk around the city.
>>29895641
Add me on Skype cynnical.scout
Who /zeromusclemass/ here?
What do girls think of men like us?
Believe it or not my girlfriend actually loves my body. Make up for your shitty body in other ways and then if you're with someone who loves you they will eventually love your body too.
It's all about face desu
Skinny with aesthetic face works great
Teen/college girls tend to like ottermode/fit but skinny guys
I suspect they look at me like I'm a child.
My body fat is low and I look average/acceptable but I don't see why women would take me seriously if I'm not ripped.
What are some clear signs your life is fucked beyond repair and you might as well stop trying and just remove yourself from society?
>you """changed""" your gender
You are a virgin after 16 years old
>You dropped out of college
>tried being myself
>it actually worked
What the hell you guys lied to me
>be a normie
Gee, I wonder why. What other narratively-convenient and patently false anecdotes do you have to offer, my friend?
Tell me more about your success. How did you become yourself? How did you behave?
>>29895524
>>29895520
He behaved like a master baiter.
>I'm tired of one night stands and fuck buddies! I want a mature hardworking man to settle down with.
>>29895448
>that camera zoom at the end
elemayoh
>>29895448
And it looks like she found a healthy one.
>>29895448
sounds normal anon
ostensibly the man would be feeling the exact same way.
it's weird that american schools allow it to be taught that virginity is a measure of a human's worth when it matters so little in the adult world
What is the point of living if you are not Chad?
Spite and making others as miserable as you are.
>>29895491
That is a cold existence.
99% of men can get chad looks through the following
1. diet
2. exercise
3. hygiene
4. clothes
5. confidence in themselves (even something like fixing posture and standing up straight will make you automatically look more confident)
It just takes work and most people aren't willing to put the effort. Or they feel it's unfair because certain people had an easier time reaching that standard. Life isn't fair. I'm sure you all know that. There's a reason why communism failed everywhere, people aren't equal. Being a Chad basically just means you're at your peak physical condition, some men have better genetics but you can have godly genetics and still look unappealing if you're missing these 5 things. Maybe some can even get away with clothes. Most people can reach the standard with enough work barring a deformity. Even fat fucks can eventually get there, but it's harder for them. If you want to be Chad so badly, you have to work.
>inb4 manlets complain
Height isn't nearly as big of a deal as you think unless you're in the bottom percentiles (5'4-below). After that point you're usually as tall as/taller than many women. Shoe lifts etc. can help you. Short guys who aren't insecure about their height or use it as an excuse for why their life sucks get laid all the time as long as they look good.
Well?
originu
>>29895440
it's gonna be giant dogs i think
dogs are a lil burlier than horses so it'll be easier to sit on em
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>>29895440
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I got this so far
10 tradeas 36MG
19 Ambiem 12.5mg
33 ritalin 10mg
10 ml of clonazepam (2.5gr x 1ml)
Can this make me a free man forever?
>>29895398
Give it a month. Try to fix one thing about your life in that time. If it doesn't work, dose yourself into oblivion.
>>29895398
no.
taking a bunch of stimulants won't do anything.
and it takes over 2000mg of Ambien to even get close.
>>29895398
No, even taking all of that most likely won't kill you, it'll just be really unpleasant.
A pharmaceutical overdose, if you want it to be both reliable and peaceful, generally needs a few grams of a CNS depressant combined with alcohol as a potentiator, plus a strong anti-emetic to prevent vomiting after you pass out.
