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I really need to spend less time on this board.
I first came here only to browse your guys' culture, and I've been lurking around for awhile, never thinking I'd be like you, but today it changed. I was at the supermarket playing Pokemon Go and I saw this girl also playing and wearing a Steven Universe tee, and I think I'm in love. I've never spoken any words to this girl but she just seems so perfect.
Am I turning into a robot?
There is still hope for you to get out, you were at the supermarket. That's more than a lot of these NEETS can say.
>>29893221
I was playing Pokemon Go tho
>>29893029
i dont see how you come to that conclusion at all
who /bored of life/ here?
I'm only 19 and feel like I've experienced everything worthwhile in life and everyday feels repetitive and boring now.
>>29893021
I'm going to tell you what you need to do you stupid nigger
Find something worthwhile and become an expert at it
In 10 years you will be a God
Read this book NOW
Do what it says NOW
And instead of killing yourself at 30 you will be in prime form to have a long career and let your legacy echo through the centuries
Figure out what you want to do NOW
Do it NOW
There's no time
NOW NOW NOW
>>29893060
>Reading
>[Current Year]
it wasn't original enough
>>29893118
Listen to the audiobook.
Go download it from audiobookbay.pw
I'm telling you man, if you just make an effort to mold your brain and not be a wasteful drone like 99.9% of the population, you will live like a God.
You will know what it is to Create and be truly human.
"It is better to create than to learn. Creating is the essence of life." - Julius Caesar
What are you going to be for halloween, robros?
Only a few months left :^)
>tfw want to make an spaceghost 'stume but don't know how to sew
venom snak
it's gonna suck
Dead, ideally.
>>29892965
Halloween is so comfy.
Why does it have to be followed up by Thanksgiving and Christmas, the literal dogshit tier holidays?
How often did your moms masturbate you as a child?
2-3 times per day here.
I don't get it, why would a mon jerk off her child?without a filming it
A few times as I remember, she actually taught me how and got involved.
Jokes on you, we all learned from your mom, OP.
Four times a day minimum.
No female could ever love a manlet.
They don't even see you as a potential mate.
You know how you see elderly women hobbling around with their walkers? Do you even think sexually about them or consider, in any way, that they could be a potential mate?
No? Well that's exactly how females view manlets
Do you think any woman wants to date a male who's consistently the shortest/most inferior guy in the room? You know she's just fantasizing about everyone but you.
Reminder that this is some loser who shitposts day in and day outfor freeto try and make you upset. Women don't know what they want, and if you pursue them more aggressively they'll look past some pathetic excuse for a flaw like a slight, non-hindering difference in height from the tallest 10% of males.
>Inb4 he posts years-old, cherry-picked screencaps of brainless, ghetto, highschooler roasties being ignorant as shit on social media.
OP is a desperate, worthless faggot and he's the only one of us who's going to stay a virgin, because in the end he's one of the most hateful, horrid, pathetic men here.
being ugly is worse
a decent looking manlet still has a chance
Who is this cunt "crispy" everyone keeps posting.
Out of the loop here
can love over the internet be real?
no.
original statement.
>>29892874
No it can't. You will start to need physical intimacy and if you can't meet in real life it will cause major problems.
of course it can, if you accept the intellectual's fetish
Let us take a moment of silence to honor all of the young women who were coerced into having sex, victims of peer pressure and the sexual voraciousness of men.
>>29892853
>tfw haven't had sex yet
at least I'm not a bigot
>>29892853
yeah that sucks gj mr moral see you on the 10th page :)))
Fuck women. Shallow, materialistic, bitches who only respect money. Totally ruled by their natures, complete cunts with no imagination or real interests.
Guys, I can't do it anymore. Being a NEET, day in, day out, with nothing to do except browse 4chan & tranny porn. My social skills are getting worse, I need a job ASAP
Chin up buck-o! Just get out of the house and start applying. You'll get a job eventually, I promise. :^))))
Exposure therapy. Jump into the deep end; sink or swim, OP.
>>29892848
>tranny porn
you have literal mental issues and need to be committed. fuck a job you closeted faggot
What if life is just a 4chan thread and when we die it 404s?
Hmm..... realIy makes you think......
It moist likely isn't.
Sounds like the last few chapters of I am a Hero.
Does your penis size influence your self esteem? If you could press a button to make it larger or smaller, would you do it?
Yeah, I have a 9 inch dick but I can't get laid. It's starting to cause problems, like I'll come home from work and get naked and hard watching porn, then I fly into a rage and start smacking my dick up and down on the table while jumping horizontally, knocking empty water bottles and cans off and shit, then I crabwalk and do untrained breakdancing and shit and throw stuff across the room, I usually regain my composure within three minutes and tahnkfully it hasn't happened too often.
>>29892901
Same. It's a curse, really.
>>29892835
11 incher here. Anytime I've been even within spitting distance of a woman I've immediately become afraid of her running away or getting injured and suing me or something, assuming she had the guts to take me and my monster member in the first place.
>tfw dad says you're cute
>tfw dad hugs and kisses you daily
>tfw dad texts you using embarrassing nicknames
>>29892792
>tfw dad rarely talked to you when you were young so now it's awkward
>>29892852
This, i donteven call him on his birthdays.. Starting from when i was 17
I've been trying to get a job for a while and nothing works because my town uses job application forms that "legally" force you to check the box if you have a criminal record. It's basically a degenerate filter, and I need to get past it.
This is all I need to know:
>do companies go for a full background check if you don't check it
>what happens if they do check but I lied
>what happens if they check, I lied, but I'm already hired.
(like I let something fishy slip and they decide to investigate)
>will my parole officer get in touch with my boos to make sure I checked the degenerate filter?
I guess that's about it
>>29892775
If you lied, and they know, you're DONE. OUT.
If you lied, are hired, and found out, TERMINATED.
Just be honest if it's anything above a fast food job. Have a fun story if you can.
Good luck.
>>29892838
damn might as well get my face all tatted up like they used to do with criminals
>>29892895
you might survive. I have some priors (including theft), and as long as you can tell the related story with confidence and express that you're changed/changing, you still have a shot.
I'm drunk and optimistic though.
/pol/
They don't want you to watch porn
/pol/ is fucking retard and even more pathetic than this place is, that says a lot.
I wonder what a /pol/ meetup would look like
/pol/ tard here, the more you look into it the more you'll agree that porn is degenerateWe all still watch it though
>>29892829
>porn is degenerate
No, not really. Everyone watches porn. Browsing 4chan is degenerate.
Tomorrow is my 19th birthday. What should I do? I want to have some fun.
>19 and pedo
Just get out man... it only gets worse.
>>29892701
go bang some lolis before you get too old for them and start to look creepy
jerk off or something man
Robots, three of the capacitors broke on my pc, causing me to wait two days for a replacement, I literally have nothing to do until Thursday, do you guys have any suggestions?
>>29892685
just jack off until then
>>2989268
Try picking up a hobby. Do some pushups everyday and go for a walk/run
>>29892685
Go outside you fucking faggot.
