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>"Alright, i'm going to go to bed early tonight."
>end up going to bed at 5:00am
>>29894238
Life is short. Stay awake for it.
>>29894238
nothing exciting happens during the day on the internet and IRL, so just sleep during then
>eyes are hurting from fatigue and lack of sleep
>keep brosing 4chan
Can you imagine how comfy it would be to die on a trek up Mount Everest?
Go alone, never come back. Hide yourself away, in a place nobody will ever find. You will be forgotten forever.
>>29894215
>in a place nobody will ever find
you know that everyone who clims the mountain sees all the dead, permanently frozen bodies, right? You'd become a freak horrorshow warning for those who try to succeed where you failed.
>>29894314
>location uncertain
these guys probably hid themselves away
also do you have to be put on this list? what if I just got gear and went without telling anyone
just for the record I am not thinking of killing myself, I just think it would be a comfy way to die
>>29894351
>got gear and went without telling anyone
it is 100% certain suicide to climb everest alone. People climb in teams because they must climb in teams or else they, uh, die.
So /r9k/ I am going to meet a woman tomorrow who is financially desperate. She is going to become my submissive toy and in return I will help her out a little bit. Now my question to you /r9k/, how do I further push her into being trapped in this role? I'm thinking pictures, and I'm wondering if I should start nice at first then progressively beat her down verbally more and more.
Any thoughts or suggestions?
Wow. This starts out as plain sexual exploitation, and then it becomes much, much worse...
>>29894512
Who gives a fuck anon?
>>29894212
Don't, this is messed up bro.
retarted shit we did in highschool
>16 years old me
>sitting in the cafeteria with some other people
>class dropped for 1 hour so not a lot of people around
>playing around with a lighter
>didn't even smoke, just being a retard
>a newspaper catches fire
>i dont extinguish it
>just watch
>the fire rises
>uh oh
>go get a hamburger
>get back
>2 tables incinerated
>large part of the floor scorched
>dean waiting outside
>ANON, into my office, NOW
>claim i dindu nuffin
>he can't prove i did
>cafeteria on lockdown for 2 days
>people eating lunch in the hallways
>couple of kids thought it was hilarious, go to the local newspaper
>next day: LOCAL SCHOOL IS A MESS
>dean is not pleased
>this Russian bitch i never talked to decides to rat me out after 2 days
>try to bluff my way out
>it didnt work
and that's how i got kicked out of high school
I told some girl I loved her over Myspace.
>>29894210
>and that's how i got kicked out of high school
With glory and fire, he left behind the scorched remains of his idiocy
>>29894210
>>i dont extinguish it
>>just watch
u go girl
Can we get a comfy thread?
Anything with stars, snow, rain, sun, cities, cabins, whatever you want.
super original nice comment
I like this picture alot orginal comment pls
Going to college in maine
Is ego-death real or just a meme made up by so-called "psychonauts"?btw anti-buddha I want your input
>>29894200
>Psychonauts
That IS what I wrote on the front of the pamphlet...
>>29894200
it's real but pointless, and what's more, completely pointless
>>29894297
How is it pointless?
Why the fuck do only the ugly girls like me? Do they think I'm easy or some shit? Goddamn, just fuck off
lower your standards for happiness.
tfw not even ugly/fat girls are interested
>>29894174
I still have my pride...
>>29894217
It's not really worth it unless you're that desperate
>be Mediterranean male
>Nordic women love you
>Asian women love you
>black women love you
>Latina women love you
>be Mediterranean male
>be 5'7
top kek
>>29894172
>sven chuckes as he types his retort while his gf takes a vacation in Spain without him
I am A Greek
So this is the power of the normies... woah...
>>29894131
God fucking damn it
They're going to use this as a reason to go Wii 2.0 and go full fucking casual all over again
I hate normalfags so fucking much
>>29894131
Anon you realize normies literally rule the world right?
robots could never do something this organized, we could never cause something this widespread. That requires social interaction.
>>29894157
Naw m8 Nintendo tasted the blood of the stacies who play Pokemon Go on thier iphone and their is no going back.
>tfw Pokemon Sun/Moon might actually be the last pokemon game released on a handheld console.
>waiting to see if Grandma is dying
>watching cartoons and browsing chans
Feels inappropriate.
What are people expected to do in this situation?
>>29894071
stare off into space and think about dinner
and who's gonna get the juicy shit
>>29894071
Grandma adopts niglets... Doesnt love me.... Shes dying and she gave all her wealth to the niglet.... The niglet wants nothing to do with her when she needs the niglets help. ... The niglet moves out and my grandma is begging ME to help her.
I hate woman so much they are pure evil. The woman spirit makes me feel like im going to have a dtroke. I cant stand this current world.
>>29894071
This is a good opportunity to think about life and death OP.
My grandma recently died, we weren't close. First open casket funeral ive been to.
She accomplished a lot and lived a full life, I wanna do that too.
>5'4"
>120lbs
>No upper body strength
>Every guy towers over me
>Even tons of girls are bigger and stronger then me
What do I do, /r9k/?
Kys dude there's no hope
>>29894227
This
oregano oregani
Focus on out smarting people and enjoy activitys where size isn't a big deal.
Tell me robots, how much do you envy normies?
I hate them for having qt girls to text at night
>tfw jealous of my normie gf
>>29894010
I am a normie, and while I have my own problems (depression, anxiety about my future), I genuinely would not trade my life as it is now for anyone else's at any point in time.
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Jill Stein campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Wednesday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>drinks vodka on the tram
>drops ultra hipster speak when you ask her name
yeah she sounds crazy, good fucking luck
what airline? You a ramp rat or something in tech ops? I use to be in the business
stop reposting this you faggot
How long are you going to keep doing this? You're fucking insane.
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I logged on to 4chan
and that's about the time I started screaming REEEEEEEE
SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
GET THE FUCK OUT
YOU DAMN ROASTIE WHORE
Nobody likes you when you're just a meme
>tfw butthole smells like body odor
Is this normal? Am I supposed to put deodorant on my ass crack?
>>29893910
you are supposed to wash it daily with soap you filthy mongoliod.
>>29893977
>you are supposed to wash it daily with soap
I do. But it smells again 5 hours later
bump
need a answer pIs
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