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Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with being a pedo. Pedo acceptance when?
>>29892674
https://www.sott.net/article/244380-Beyond-the-Dutroux-Affair-The-reality-of-protected-child-abuse-and-snuff-networks-in-a-world-ruled-by-psychopaths
kys
>>29892674
If the lolbertarians in 4Chan say so.
>>29892674
Pretty little girls are irresistible. What can I say?
I want be a single dad, Idk why but I just do, I think I could be a very good dad, I'd probably be the type of parent that would feed my kid organic food read him/her Philosophy as a baby, push him/her to the highest potential they can accomplish and so forth, I would be a very attentive and nurturing parent, but I also feel a spouse would only make life hard, I mean relationships are already hard, trying to satisfy a partner's needs and dealing with their crap all the while trying to be a good father is hard that I find it easier to cut out the middle woman and focus on my career and a good life/future for my child.
Anyone else share the same feel?
No. I do not share this feeling at all.
I am a single dad, so...
>>29892676
What kind of dad are you?
Anyone else here voluntary celibate?
I'm gay and choose not to have sex because it's against the bible. I've had gay men come on to me in the past but rejected them.
>>29892558
This is some exquisite bait, could have used a better picture for OP tho
>>29892558
Hashem is proud of you, OP. Keep fighting the good fight.
>>29892586
Don't you dare insult Rinku
Anyone else /marijuana culture/ here?
>>29892527
I smoke weed thats on the ground. Whats weed culture?
I like to learn about different strains and stuff, all the people I smoke with tell me I'm weird when I want to look at the bud under a light, smell, try to figure what kind it is.
>>29892675
if you hung out with my friend and I that's like 60% of what we'd be doing with the weed t b h
just taking hi-res pictures of it and smelling it might not even get around to smoking
get a friend with aspergers syndrome pham
ITT: Make some buds, robots
My interests include
>cs:go,
>airsoft,
>and shitposting here.
anyone wanna be friends?
>Asher and george, get in here
MY NIGGA NAMED ASSHAIR
I DONT HAVE FRIENDS -ASSHAIR FUCK
dont want friends iibh
What's your excuse for not donating?
>tfw poorfag
Selfish cunt
>>29892484
What's wrong with Chrischan I thought he cured his autism?
>>29892484
My third world country currency is not strong enough, I would be paying some mad dosh to finance his amiibos and I'm pretty sure I'm more of a poorfag than him.
>>29892484
because I hate poor people
who /kissing cousins/ here?I had a fap cousin
>be me
>be young teen
>constantly putting my dick on and in and through things
>always fapping, even in public toilets
>go to countryside at grandparents' for family gathering
>by the time we make the first pit stop I already have blue balls
>finally get to grandparents' place
>feel weirded out to fap in their washroom
>use ironman will to tough it out
>be complimented on how big I am and all that
>a few relatives sort of being asshole and asking if I have a girlfriend yet
>hang out with cousins more or less my own age in the basement and play some board games
>hear everyone upstairs suddenly going HEEEY HIHOWAREYABLAHBLAHBLAH
>after a while fem cousin walks down
>hadn't seen her in a couple of years
>fem cousin is now hot
>stand up to greet her
>she hugs me tightly
>she smells really good
>break away from her before I accidentally her with my dick
>play board games, eat dinner, sing and dance and etc.
>now late evening/early-ish night
>some relatives already left
>some are staying at my grandparents' house
>we are staying overnight at fem cousin's big-ass house
>I am sleeping in the basement on the couch, just outside of fem cousins' room
>cont
>>29892458
>get there
>my balls hurt
>have pull-out couch set up
>femcousin wants to play Mario kart 64
>femcousin is in pajama pants and a tight shirt
>o-okay
>parents and aunt & uncle go to bed upstairs and tell us not to stay up too late
>play vidya for a while
>femcousin is really close to me, like shoulder-to-shoulder and thigh-to-thigh
>just focus on beating her at Mario kart
>she keeps trying to throw me off my game by like shoving her shoulder into mine, spreading her leg against mine, eventually poking me in the ribs
>do all the same to her
>we're laughing and giggling, but still keeping quiet
>sometime between tracks she pokes me really hard
>put my controller down
>out of impulse from back when we were kids, I pin her down, pull her shirt up and blow a raspberry on her stomach
>she half-laughs and half moans, putting her hands around my head
>realize one of my hands is cupping her tits
>realize that we're both way too old to be doing this
>realize that I'm now as hard as a yet-to-be-discovered metal alloy that'll help advance civilization and technology to unprecedented levels
>sit up
>about to apologize but I can't words
>she's still laying down, shirt pulled up, and rubbing her stomach
>she's grinning and giggling
>she tells me that she knows I'm horny
>I am, indeed, pitching a circus tent in my pants
>I laugh nervously
>she flashes me her tits before quickly pulling her shirt back down and sitting back up
>she laughs some more
>she asks me if she has a nice body
>yes, yes she does
>she asks me how how often I masturbate
>give her a rough estimate
>it makes her laugh and says it's gross
>she keeps looking down at my pants
>I tell her that I haven't rubbed one out since yesterday
>she just smiles and says "show me"
>wat
>cont
>tfw have hot cousins from dad's side of family I never talk to
>want to fuck them
why is this? I'm not sexually attracted to the cousins I grew up with and have known forever.
lets go op im getting blue balls
Is it possible to run away and start a new life in a huge city? I'd sleep in a tent or the back of a car if I need to. I just hate my life and living in the middle of nowhere
NY Nigga here; Don't.
All huge cities here in bugerland are dirty and loud, everyone is shitty too.
Don't romanticize cities
probably not impossible but difficult
>tfw no bottom white twink bf to top
s-sorry anon. maybe you can come over later?
>>29892347
>tfw too ugly to be a twink
It's like premature gay death tbhfam
>tfw male with a twink figure
>straight
kill me
What was /r9k/ like in the early years, before deletion?
It used to be 9000 with no 1 and there was a slogan "I, for one, welcome the return of our robot overlord"
>rate threads (pre-/soc/)
>BAWWWW threads
>Derrida's delusional rants
>greentext threads
>Rosecucks have been here the whole time
>Tripfags who were meaningful with their original contentbesides eeyore. fuck him. Not normalfags like eggy and samson
>ebin gentleman threads
>
>>29892338
camwhores, people with tons of garble text to the robot, oldschool fun and lighthearted memes, ludicrous and funny greentext, real spambots. JLH baiting the betas.
>tfw fapping five times a day since love live sunshine started airing
Who do you fap to the most? I think I've fapped to all nine at least once
Why do chuunis make the best idols?
>>29892340
At first it was You but Riko's seriously been on the come-up
>be 19
>fall for antinatalism meme
>come to regard sex as pointless and evil and repress my own sexuality
>now 23, realize antinatalism is retarded and I am horny as fuck
WELP
I'm 20 but still falling for the antinatalism meme. I mean, how is it fair to bring someone into existence without their consent? I never consented to being born. No one gave me a choice. I was forced into this world, truthfully. And I would never have children of my own because I believe that to be immoral. Why would I bring in another person to a life of suffering?
>>29892287
uhh
you do realize antinatalism has nothing to do with sex right, just use protection
>>29892287
>2016
>believing you need moral reasons to practice antinatalism instead of just pragmatic ones
>grown tired of all the binary issues of humanity
>left vs right
>dems vs repubs
>cops are bad, blacks are bad
>immigration is bad, we need more immigration
>race traitors vs we should encourage more race mixing
>women are treated unfairly, men are treated more unfairly than women
>theres so many genders! No, theres only two genders!
Not to mention just how confrontational everyone is with everyone else
>someone disagrees with me about anything = they should just die
How does anyone care about any of this anymore? How does anyone wake up in the morning and think "yeah I can't wait to shove my face in this bowl of shitstew"? Everyone on every side of these issues are hypocrites and cunts so what the fuck is the motivation to take part in any of this?
>massive universe
>could have even been born a dolphin
>could have been anything else
>instead my consciousness is a human
Fuck this blue marble and everything on it desu.
I didn't sign up for this shit.
>>29892222
quads of truth
I dont get why people come to this board expecting "converts"
If they knew anything about this board they would understand we're the most incapable of being saved or turned around to normie forms of logic
>>29892222
I'm think in love with you OP.
Do you have loud neighbors?
>tfw stuck in shithole apt building with loud scumbag normalfags above me
>have to wear headphones 24/7 damaging my ears
>tfw stuck here until someone hires me
>tfw no jobs call back
>>29892185
>not specifically asking to be put on the top floor
How long you've been there ? What happened to your job?
I have a married couple who fight everyday.
The old couple who live below me have sex. Loudly. In surprised people that old can fuck that well
Anyone else a handlet?
It is just as bad being short let me tell you.
I'm only 5'10 too.
Yep, right here.
Women love huge hands/fingers. Me, I have troubles with pianos and guitars.
I have soft girly hands.
I'm happy I have small girly wrists and relatively small hands because CUTE
