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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIN4K3ruUxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjKpHnF_sRg
I'll never get bored of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
>>29898017
Pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAKWp0XI-Fs
fucking post good music I'm bored
post robot tier songs:
https://youtu.be/b0Q_JwOqko4
wow this thread got buried fast
well here's another one:
https://youtu.be/If7WGXf0NE4
https://youtu.be/PY-lX5pMTMc
>>29897866
"I am just a ghost who hasn't died yet..."
https://youtu.be/xYnojv8HEZg
Bump limit edition
how are you this morning?
It's raining today. I hope it continues.
Pokemon Go was a mistake
spit some bars, white boy
>>29897691
H-his arms are heavy *hehe*, knees weak, mom's spaghetti, and he's nervous but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs. He, um, forgot what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he snaps back to reality op there goes gravity op there goes rabbit he chokes he's so mad, but he won't give up that easily. Nope he won't have it, but the beat goes on dun dun dun.
>chorus
YOU BETTA' LOSE YA SELF IN THE MOMENT[...]
How'd I do, senpai?
Drinkin' cum on a pirate ship,
It fills my lungs up to my'hearties,
I'll take ya dick like a Napoleon Boner-Party.
Like Penolope Cruz did in Blow,
I'll take a white line of shit right up my fucking nose,
Five dollars per blow, but increase that to ten,
And you'll see my fucking mouth run down again.
Your dick is kind of dirty but it's ready to blow,
I'm on cock number four but I'm taking it slow.
>>29897810
>Drinkin' cum on a pirate ship,
Kys
Why do employers want social skills and charisma rather than a person's actual skill in today's jobs? Is it a right wing thing?
My parents who lived in the warsaw pact said that nobody looked for this bullshit and getting employed and if you had a diploma for a job meant almost instant employment with no risk of getting fired because some stacy doesnt like you or because you're not part of the "team spirit" or whatever bullshit reasons today's capitalists give.
I wish my country hadnt turned capitalist.
communism will prevail my fellow friend
I know what you mean
I think its because HR is full of women. its really a shitty system. I know people who would literally throw their life into their work who gets hired for a slacker who is considered impressive because he doesn't shut up
why do employers want me to do the work instead of just suck up?? i'm good at sucking up
post your Skype username and I'll add you to discuss whatever's on your mind. I can be as responsive as you want or simply listen. mine is live:arabidsnail if you don't want to give yours out
if you aren't comfortable with Skype then you can provide a throwaway email or suggest another program
The hero that r9k needs but doesn't deserve
Do you have a Steam account, OP?
>>29897335
yeah but it's literally my least reliable form of communication
I wish it was still 2006.
>>29897014
tfw u realize 2006 was 20 years ago already
>>29897014
Dude can you believe that 3006 was 50 years ago already?
We had a big house, dad had a lifted truck.
I was playing football in hs.
Now everything is so different.
We rent, and dad gained weight
WHY IS SO FUCKING HARD TO GET A JOB
Because you don't know anyone.
Real Talk.
>You need a job to get experience
>You need experience to get a job
Wow it's like they want me to be a NEET.
Because there's usually at least 20 other people trying to get hired at the same fucking time
Oh well, at least I'm not in buttfuck Brazil
Rem thread?
Rem thread.
Booooring
Give me best girl Emilia-tan any time.
>head tilt smile
>actually has a personality
>nobility
>kindness
>adorably tries to reason her kindness
>would watch moonlight with a NEET
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST EPISODE HOLY SHIT WE EVANGALION NOW BOYS.
>>29896126
So pure, so love , Emelia-tan a whore
If guys go and sleep with a ton of women they are cheered on, referred to chads or "the man" etc
But if women slept with tons of guys they are called whores, tramps, sluts...
Why is this?
normies are hypocrites.
It's more impressive for a man to achieve multiple conquests than for a women to give it away.
Don't complain to /r9k/. We do not discriminate on sex here: if you are a sex-haver you are a normalfag and not welcome on this board.
>normies think life is this important
Imagine how cold this bitch is.
Husband is literal war hero who looks like monster because he is literal war hero.
Divorce him for someone who still has a face.
Fuck.
Really says it all about female superficiality.
They quietly divorced like six months later for "irreconcilable differences" and claimed getting married was a "rushed decision".
The guy later died when he apparently fell on some ice and broke his skull, although autopsy revealed he was drunk as shit and on drugs and probably suicidal.
>Meet cute mormon aspie girl
>I'm her first bf
>I take her virginity
>I'm good to her
>I have to move away for school
>I break up with her because my neighbor and I are starting to have a thing going and I don't see myself coming home
>Things happen, I come home
>We get back together
>I get interested in other girls, she doesn't share certain interests with me that I do with them
>I can't see myself with her in a long-term relationship
>I break up with her
>We start just hooking up without a relationship in place
>I know it kind of hurts her, but...she knows that I want something she can't give, and at least we can explore sex together
>She finds someone who wants her, starts dating him, tells me we can't hook up anymore
>I say OK; in fact I think it's probably a good thing
>Months pass
>I hear through my mom that she's feeling super depressed/even suicidal because her boyfriend wants an open relationship
>I message her, we talk, I convince her to come out for the 4th, and get her to smile and cheer up
>We end up cuddling, and she's too tired to go home, so she stays over
>We don't fuck; just cuddle/sleep next to one another
>I message her the next day and tell her that I want more than cuddles; I want her to be with me, and not just for sex (I miss her)
>She tells me that I misread her signals; she cares about her bf and "has been hurt too much" by our repeated disconnects and reconnects
>Ugh they're in an open relationship
>Oh wait I'm just a fucking tool for hurting her repeatedly
:(
>>29895452
>I take her virginity
Stopped reading there, you are the cancer that is ruining r9k
No one cares about your normie problems. Fuck off, faggot.
>>29895452
Congratulations, you're part of the problem.
Go away.
serious question. it's easy to get laid, but it's always loveless and never lasts. maybe you'll find a regular fuckbuddy, but something is missing.
i'm starting to wonder if it's even worthwhile to try anymore. we're not sex toys. you could at least hold me for a while afterward. i feel like crying.
No. "Love" is pretty shaky to begin with and you can't even birth children to those that care about passing on a legacy.
>>29895444
it's not possible? guess i knew that was the case. leave it to 4chan to speak the unfiltered and blunt truth.
sometimes idk if life is worth living.
>"mtf"
>"male to female"
>implying
Should have thought about it a bit more before becoming your own walking fetish.
Post em
https://www.captionbot.ai
>>29895100
I hate panty boys that's so fucking gay.
not bad, microsoft
>>29895100
Close enough I think
>"anon, which one of us do you like the best"
I wouldn't care literally, anything that I would blind pick would be excellent.
Only the girl with the blue top in the middle do I find remotely attractive
Second one on the left in red is best.
