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Why are single mothers such slut whore pieces of shit?
Are they though? Or is it just /pol/ talking crap? I sure might believe it desu.
>>29904685
Yes, they are. /pol/ has nothing to do with this, although they are very red-pilled on this situation.
I have no fucking obligation to raise kids that aren't mine. Fucking whores. What a bunch of sluts. Single mothers are such scum.
>>29904503
My mom is a coal burner.
Bitch is an asshole alcoholic who is a chain smoker.
>Excuse me can you step out of the way? I really have to go and the bus is coming!
European """"people""""
>>29904566
>Implying you wouldn't start sucking up that delicious foamy puddle
that was an extremely impressive stream
Who /Mental Illness/ here?
Anyone just come back from the ward?
I just crossed over a month outside. Still depressed as shit. Saw my therapist today, that was okay. Getting back on some meds which I had stopped because I thought I would be tripping, but that's not happening anytime soon, so I'm back on the lithium and trazodone. Trying to collect enough poppy pods to get a buzz on, failing miserably. Stayed up all night two days ago and slept for 15+ hours last night. Almost out of weed. Send help.
Applying to see a psychologist. Probably gonna have to wait 3-4 months though.
I tried to kill myself when I was 16 and I still have bad anxiety but I'm learning to manage it
Now I'm 22 with a job, friends and night school classes
Feels good
How much luck have you guys had on Tinder? I'm thinking of getting it and wanted some pointers
con: I'd have to get Normiebook
>>29904458
None whatsoever, in about two years of using it on-and-off. I got numbers, of course, but only one date, a girl whom I had already known through social circles.
I'm between a 4 - 6/10 depending on people's taste, and I am pretty autistic with women.
>>29904495
I'd say I'm a 6 but I'm definitely a massive autismo with women. I'm pretty sure that will fuck me up, especially since it revolves around text based communication where theres a permanent log with everything I say on it
got a smartphone pretty much just for this app, installed it, haven't used it. no normiebook, yeah, that is my issue, sluts will get weirded out by barebone accounts. especially now that swipes are limited
i hear that putting some clever dirty joke as your bio works better than doing some tryhard "im so genuine" shit
also i've heard that you shouldn't swipe affirmatively on every single person, that will set your hidden tinder ELO rating really low
just go for it and ask /soc/ if you still have problems. tinder threads here usually boil down to sociopaths getting amusement from bragging to robots, even though they probably don't even have great success with it
Is pogaymon go the new ultimate normie game?
Yes, just check the news. It's being normie-memed on all social media
yes
(100% originalo comment)
It's turbo-normafaggotry. Pokemon is a normalfag game but at least many of them enjoy it and buy the necessary hardware to play it. The people playing this are on whole 'nother level.
>gas station clerk said I look like her ex
What do? She was at least a 7/10 btw.
Talk to her. Next time you go, spit some game. How long ago did this happen?
>>29905744
>''Spit some game''
What the fuck does this even entail I just seriously don't even know anymore
>nice try but you got the line wrong. you're supposed to say "you look like my next boyfriend"
/r9k/ server for robots
Subway system and better equipped spawn shop in progress, come take a look and help us to improve the server.
IP: reeecraft.mchost.pro
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>>29904370
H-Hello sweet lover
I heard some weird stuff about some guy who fell in love with someone on MC a while back
>join the server
>decide to dig down into a hole for the night
>stumble across a ravine deep underground
>find a spider spawner perfectly placed to farm them
>find a music disc, a golden apple, and golden horse armor
>decent amount of diamonds and emerald for not playing much at all
>safely gather my shit and teleport back to spawn
>have to go AFK to take care of something
>killed not 100 meters away from spawn
I can never face playing on this server again
>purchase a game by impulse because I really, really, really feel like I want to play it
>start downloading it
>3.5 hours later, pic related
>in 2 hours 12 minutes it's going to be 11:30PM
>I'll just play half a hour because alarm clock is set on 6:30AM because wageslave
Why does anything nice never happen?
>>29904295
You could always try to get a better internet connection....Since you're a "waggie" right?
>>29904461
Not OP. You're very lucky to see that sort of speed if you're in Australia, unfortunately.
i've wanted to play that game for a while but there's still no fucking crack for it
yes i am poor
If you are a grill who is saving themselves for an alien in spite of the 7B members of your species on this planet post here
Also post viper gts but nothing else
>>29904273
that pic
"Yeah, nothing matters. That fucking flying shark? Passing phenomenon with no real value-- merely a token of man's impotent desire and a mundane shadow on the wall. Now watch me do a motherfucking flip, you loser."
>>29904339
>Watch me type despondent shit *tips crown of thorns* nothing personnel sodomite
Signed up to play football at my college now i regret it.
Are you athletic? Have you played before?
>>29904255
If youre not gonna go pro its not worth it.
Its terrible for your body and you wont get anything out of it
>>29905435
except respect and friends and women
>tfw you're one week sober
from what friendo?
1 month from opiates here, although i typically relapse as soon as i manage to get some money..
>>29904317
From the EtOH jew. Feels good going to bed not drunk.
>>29904240
>>29904317
>>29904367
Welcome back to the normie reality, we have lots of entertainment here.
We have ideologies and religion, moral relativism and idiocracy and we're working pretty hard on the whole global fascism, so if you could help with that that'd be great.
See you on the other side OP
/pol/ack here, first time visiting your degenerate board AMA
>>29904227
Are you a 250 pound neckbeard or a 300 pound neckbeard?
>>29904252
No neckbeard, 150lbs.
>>29904270
What country you from ma nigga?
In my country we hardly have any niggers/shitskins, especially in the country which makes it the last resort for the masterrace
Fellas, if you haven't read this book it can really help you!
Try reading it, and watch yourself blossom into a magic man who can seduce any woman and make mad bank.
It can work its magic for you, robro
Reading a book can't magically turn you into a proactive person. That's the main problem of people here though.
>>29904212
Yeah, not falling for the whole "it's gonna make you like a new man" meme bullshit, but I like more tips on how to better manipulate people.
Anyone got a link?
>>29904444
Quads of misunderstanding
It's about sincerely making friends, not manipulation.
This is a less common Elliot
Post your rarest Elliots here
rip in peace, st rodge
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>>29904198
This is pretty rare desu
>>29904198
>>29904953
Where do you get those?
How would r9k raise their daughter?You wouldn't molest her would you right?
Like a son, more or less, try to instill some agrarian knowledge, defensive fighting, cultural literacy and a joy for learning.
She's probably turn out as a whore anyway and I'd throw her out on the street.
Is this the meme of the day? Someone greentexted getting molested by daddy and suddenly daughter threats are popping up.
I'd hire a private tutor to teach her Spanish, French, Mandarin and German. She can choose any sport she likes as long as she chooses one. Yoga and strawberry kefir instead of cereal and cartoons in the morning. Everyone in the family has to draw or write something before bed, during dessert, I don't care if it's bad. There will never be a time without pets and equal responsibility for caring for them,
