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Anyone else doing it today? I've been anxious all day and it has ruined my day. I tried to enjoy a last meal but I can't enjoy food.
>>29907203
Any last words you would like us to hear?
Go to sleep, sleep is always nice.
>>29907322
Kill yourself while you have the chance
Would you date a girl who was paralyzed from the neck down, with limited use of her arms?
>>29907200
>lowered rim
What a fucking casual
>even people with life-ruining disabilities live happier lives than me
>>29907200
I can't take care of those who can't take care of themselves
> trying to find a new place because normies thinking I'm weird and rumours spreading etc
> find this perfect place, no kitchen only microwave so it is really cheap, nice people and the material base for effortless getting to know people is there, it is sort of isolated though so I don't feel watched all day, and it's located in the back of a normal city housing complex and somewhat older, has this nice oceanic / stone-fisher-hut feeling
> get there, it is being rent by a single woman
> she is really nice, seems to like me, laughs at my dumb comments when I'm doing my improvised small talk thing, everything going great
> ask her about the floor because too I'm scared I'll do something wrong because it's some wood thing
> tfw you know by her reaction she has never cleaned this floor by herself, but you only realise it five minutes after the fact after replaying the scene in your head because assburger
> ask her to show me (once!) how to clean it so I don't do anything wrong, she's like 'no I will not clean before you'
> you go girl
> ask some other crap about what she as a landlord will be responsible for, it starts getting lawyery from both sides fast, she doesn't want to do anything because she works full time
> not sure whether she meant anything or anything but eletricity, irrigation fixes, etc
> ask whether for example she would help me repair big furniture things in the unlikely case they break because I've never done something like this, answer was no
> turns out later she is a lawyer wut
> I don't get the place despite wanting to clear things up honestly beforehand, she doesn't have any other interest at the time
so what was this r9k, did I trigger her or something? does she really want some dumbfuck who doesn't clear things up and destroys her floor? is cleaning the floor in your own apartment for demonstration purposes incompatible with being a high powered career lawyer roast? god I need to move badly this sucks
>>29907097
Sounds like she's incompetent and thought you would be trouble.
She probably wants a tenant who won't ask so many questions so she can leave things "up in the air" and buttfuck you later.
>>29907097
She probably just wants someone to pay a fat fee when they move out.
>>29907136
yes that was my conclusion as well, good to get confirmation though, I should probably be thankful I didn't get the place (but is was so nice)
>Be me straight guy
>no women ever showed interest and rejected countless times
>start with foot fetish
>fap to traps
>futa
>roleplay
I kinda know where this is taking me and I also developed some kind of hate for women and I don't feel attracted to them anymore. WHAT SHOULD I DO???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situational_sexual_behavior
yes
>>29907146
>1
holyshit nigga oregano originalo
>>29907094
it's called "prison gay" or "next besting"
consider that 80% of furries are functionally gay but most of those started primarily heterosexual, when you can't get any female interest any latent bisexuality can progress to full open faggotry if that keeps getting "rewarded" with orgasms and actual or illusionary social feedback.
>in a normie group chat
>This may be my only chance to make friends
>Decide to show them le funny memes xD to impress them
>Accidentally send some random manga picture instead
>Turn off phone and hide it under my bed
FUCK
itll be ok anon
maybe they didnt notice
>>29907078
Hah
>>29907062
Yeah now you're fucked
You'll always be 'that anime dude'
>>29907078
They noticed it anon... they noticed
Everybody was just lurking when I sent the pic
Now they know I'm a pathetic weeb who saves pictures from manga
Why did we stop calling people newfags and telling them to lurk moar?
i guess you need to lurk more because i see it happen quite often. maybe youre just not at the right place at the right time,newfag
>>29907050
As a professional 4chinner who spents 75% of his day on this place I can assure you that the mentioning of lurk moar decreased over the last months.
Because calling someone a reddit cuck is the spicier meme.
Post feels ITT
>tfw cannot cope with the fact that I am legitimately ugly
>size
>appearance
>illnesses
I fucking hate how all these things were decided from our birth and there's nothing we can do to change it. I didn't even get away that bad and it still pisses me off. It's ridiculous that life is basically a glorified lottery.
>tfwpswnbyqtgf
why even live
I will always have crippling Autism, I will always have insomnia, I will always be socially awkward, I will always hate myself for being mixed race, I will always hate myself for looking the way I do, I will always hate myself for wasting half my life, I will always hate myself for wasting the next half, I will always hate my family for abusing me, I will always hate girl for hurting me, I will always hate you lot for dulling the pain, and I will always hate myself for not killing myself.
>x does y
>it's an anon gets REEEEEEEE'd at for doing y too episode
I hate that feel. thanks for putting it into words.
>pokemon x and y
>i liked the games
>they could be better
>>29906953
>>29907015
>tfw evolving
we need more poke pepes.
>go to ask a girl out
>remember you only want her for sex and youre not going to be happy with her
>remember that if she was actually interested in you shed make it obvious
>remember that shes probably had sex with a guy who has a bigger dick/more atgractive/last longer/knows what hes doing
>remember you wont be able to please her like he could
>remember that youre fat and gross and that even if she did go for it shed regret the decision once the clothes came off, even a little bit
>remember that when you kiss its gonna feel so alien so weird that your skins going to fucking crawl
>remember shed feel akward while youre fumbling around to figure out what to do
>remember that its gonna feel gross when youre on her even for you
>remember that when you start doing her all these thoughts are gonna come to your head and youre gonna look down at how gross you are and go soft
>remember that even if none of this happened shes stil dated guys who are funnier, more cool, more kind, more interesting, just plain betfer than you
>remember that if at any point she rejected you after the intial success you would lose whatever self esteem you do have that keeps you from killing yourself
Haha no thank you Amy.... Ill just stay here in my little box
>>29906950
Literally me
originalforsureman
>go to ask a girl out
ask me where i stopped reading
>>29907096
OP here, thats basically where i stopped too
Diet Coke > Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Max > anything else
Diet soda is disgusting in general
If you want diet drink just drink water.
>>29906976
I recently made the switch to diet drinks (after trying a few I think Coke Zero is the best) because I like coke with meals and even though the taste isn't preferable over regular I learned that I really just like the fizz + aftertaste of coke, which Coke Zero has. It's weird probably, but it's just what I'm into.
The ultimate Anti-Normalfag device. Especially now during the pogeman craze.
Why don't you own a cellphone signal jammer yet?
Leave it in the bushes beside a gym.
>>29906915
Sounds like a great way to piss people off. Thanks for the tip anon.
>>29906915
Absolutely devilish
It's no wonder I'm immune to normie humor because you guys are the masters
how does one beat porn addiction? have you guys done it?
im fapping several times a day and want to stop
Stop browsing 4chan would be a start. I wasn't gonna fap but then you posted riley reid so yeah
>>29906938
riley reid is always relevant
>>29906992
She's not relevant when trying not to fap.
To the normalfags who actually browse here, how accurate is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RN2RBDKT_Q
>>29906799
>Entire first minute of the video is her talking about herself
Disregard everything women say.
>>29906799
>my biggest problem is not being able to tell when a girl is interested in me
say what normie?
>>29906799
>"if a girl has a crush on you, she will tell you"
does this bitch even know her own gender?
>tfw autistic neet in russia
>women only want Vlad
>tfw no neetbuck
Idi nahuy Valera, ruski girls are pretty easy and sometimes they even flirt with you. Only top Katyas have high standarts. If you can't get a girl in rashka then you're just a mega autistic loser.
Btw Vlad overdid roids.
>>29906793
>tfw named vlad
>tfw autistic af
Yeah nah go fuck yourself mate
>>29907135
>tfw named vlad
>everyone on 4chan calls you vladimir
U know this feel, bro?
How do you get a boyfiend?
Are you a male or female?
Original question
>>29906656
ill be your boyfriend, you qt3.14
>>29906656
If you're a female, walk into any public space and ask for one. They'll line up. Or select one from a dating site. They're all there for your choosing.
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