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I am so lonely
I have nobody
for my own
>>29909998
i-i'll pound your boipucci anon
It's okay, OPie. We're all lonely here.
>>29909998
You just need a girl to lick your asshole. You'll be good, man.
>spend half a year talking to a girl
>she's fucking perfect, matching hobbies, tastes, she looks super qt
>talk with her daily, watch movies like Space Odyssey & There Will Be Blood with her over Skype, she likes em
>decide that we should meet up
>asks for my picture
>Don't want to send it but send it anyways since she showed me hers
>see, you look just fine :) don't be so nervous, it's all okay.
>starts ignoring me the next day and eventually deletes me
Looks like it was too good to be true after all. Just fuck my life up senpai.
>>29909992
>people aren't shitty, you need to get out there now and stop basing things in your own experiences. Life is beautiful.
>source: my life
damn half a year? shit. You gotta move on from that because that was a terrible mistake. I am no relationship sensi but taking risks earlier on will probably get you further; and if not you would be able to move on faster to the next person
>girl looks nice in her online picture
>meet her
>she's an ape
>wasn't even because she was fat, her jaw just protruded oddly
Why haven't you made the jump yet, /r9k/ ? Imagine this magnificent thing, a black hole, if only we could jump in it and see the end of the universe..
But for now, imagine this in your mind, be completely immersed by it. An astronomical anomaly which defies everything and everyone, an attractor of matter. It represents the dissolution of matter, which it later radiates under a superior form, imagine your insecurities going away in a black void, nothing comes back except memories of what your insecurities once were.
>>29909912
I have made the jump. My soul has passed the event horizon. From here, I have the sight of a god. I am still learning to access and apply that sight, but it is unmistakably present.
I reside in the blackness, the alpha and the omega, the great winding circle of life whose end is new beginnings.
I linger in the glorious golden light, warmed by the glimmer of magnificence radiated by the glory of the tangible world
I eternally break apart and re-form, instant-by-instant, in the clarity of perfect nothingness, neither black nor white, neither old nor new but perfectly every thing and its opposite.
Why haven't YOU made the jump? It's cooler here.
>>29909912
>implying there exists a force powerful enough to erase my insecurities
>>29909999
My soul isn't ready to comprehend the infinity which comes with transcendence to a higher form of life, passing the event horizon is a dream of mine I cannot accomplish until my life form is ready to transcend to a higher conscience that can cross the 4th dimension.
I shine in a light of eternal void, crossing time being a simple task such as crossing a street. You can go forward, you can go backwards, time is something that cannot chain you any longer.
After I cross the event horizon I'll prepare the path for the next humans that wish to achieve something of a bigger scale than anything they've wanted or wished, give up their insecurities and shine bright in the light of infinity.
FUCK BROS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BR7uEuMBYh
I'm at the library and this chick is playing beautiful piano...When she's done I'm gonna have to muster up the strength to say "Good job" or something along those lines, as I'm the only other one in the room.
She's singing and shit.
wat do!!!!
you look like a faget
>>29909897
>playing the piano at the library
You should go "sssshhhhhssshhh!", and then complain to the front desk that there's a fuckin piano in a fuckin library!
but if you're just trying to get in her pants you should just ask her if that was an original piece and that it was great and talk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDlrRQ6Yzis
Tell her she has good taste in music
Ask her where she learnt to play
I don't know what else to ask her
try to converse or something
now I'm nervous for you
good luck
>your thread fails
>keep bumping it in the hopes somebody might post
>nobody does
I was really looking forward to it too.
Bump
G I hi I y I g ygh
take more time to think about it
>>29909926
>G I hi I y I g ygh
I don't like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVtuwxeqBYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tQhZM5QfM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZsSn0p4KY
>>29909803
here are some videos
God Hand 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DLZTIB7fA
"Mega" Man XVI Summer Dame's Gun Quick #2016 (Real by Meowy Wowy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
Monday Mitten Masher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4
>>29909985
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4
kek
>fourth week of wagecuckery
>no time to myself
>unnecessary stress throughout the day
>can't spend hours jerking off at home
>have to wash myself every morning instead of just once a week
This isn't fair
Who here /justwannabeaNEET/?
>>29909753
I know that feel, working 40 hours/week is hell. Too tired to do much after work besides fap and browse 4chan
>>29909833
How do normies deal with this fucking shit?
>>29909944
they dont have to pretend to be normal so it's a lot easier for them
Wtf is wrong with Asians? Why are they so content to be lapdogs for whites?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7uur2f0mbc
>south will rise again
>long live america
>>29909730
blm terrorists btfo
>>29909730
They're not, it's just the Asian Americans. We are the only ones that can properly talk so you just assume all of us are the same because I'm the only one yapping.
Have you said your prayers to Lord Kek today, robots?
>>29909701
i pray for dubs every day
>>29909701
Whilst thou bring us Lord Trump?
>>29909755
your prayers have been answered
>you'll never please a woman as good a black man can
Why even live?
>>29909687
Go to a porn site if you want to fap dude, stop trying to involve other people in your weird fetish
To create these thread evidently.
You will get over your insecurities OP.
>nothing pleases a woman like a near death experience when within 5 feet of the chimps
Did normies really need to go and invent something else to remind me I have no friends?
Solution here
>>29906915
>>29909679
I'm 26 and I didn't really feel like a loser going around my college campus with my friends playing it. After class yesterday I stopped and a park and went and sat on a bench for 45 seconds. I was too ashamed to go looking for Pokemon by myself in a park at 3pm. I wish I had this game when I was 17.
>>29909937
I wouldn't feel like a loser playing it. But everyone else is playing it with other people.
That's it, im officially one of you.
I've always been a loser shut-in, but recently I've completed the trifecta. I watchwatch animeoften now. it goes perfectly with my daily masturbation and videogames.
>>29909642
Where should I start with anime? I'm a shut-in virgin so I guess it would fit me well, just never got into it.
>>29909676
Boku no pico
Origi
Though it aired in 2007 I never watched all of it till 2009 and it changed my life foreverand I don't regret it a single bit.
If you had 5 and did not get the side affects what would you do with it? Personally I would first go to the huge ass library near me and flip through all the books then have wikipedia go through random pages while I watched for a couple weeks then Id take it then figure out then.
>>29909640
I don't remember from the movie, how long do they last?
honestly you would know better what to do once you take the pill, doesn't matter where you are. best thing to do is just to be at your computer.
>>29909750
I'm pretty sure the TV show is canon so it lasts about 12 hours
Create the greatest shitpost and thread of all time
I haven't seen this masterpiece in. posted in a while.
Enjoy, cringe, laugh, consider suicide. Have fun.
Let's begin.
>>29909637
Original comment #1
fiieiieie
>>29909674
Know true terror.
>>29909693
The adventure of a life time begins.
Dick Rate Thread
I'll start it off
>>29909583
that deer looks like a huge fucking dick/10
Didn't know this was /r9gay/, but I'll share if I get a (you)
>tfw cut
would look much better if I had foreskin, hate this two-tone shit
