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>THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND MADE OUT WITH ME AND SAID SHE APPROVES THE SHIRT WHEN I SHOWED IT TO HER
So....Why aren't you dating a traditional girl yet, anon? I'm buying this shirt the moment i get spending money again
>>29934181
>fighting for degenerate western liberalism
Enjoy that blue pill goy
buy a fucking euro pride shirt. #BlackShirtsMatter
>>29934181
fuck off /pol/
your shilling doesn't work here
I was dating a girl for a few months who was a literal trainwreck. I'd rather not get into how we met, how we split, or why I decided to go out with her originally (it was because of her body).
>21 y/o 8/10 overall looks with a porn star quality ass
>literal alcoholic who suffered withdrawals if she went without
>vaper/nicotine addict
>raped by a literal nigger when she was younger
>self-avowed Pagan with daddy issues
>libtard and Bernout
>occasional marijuana user (I'm pretty straight edge when it comes to stuff)
Part of me is relieved because she was such a mess and it's for the best, but damn if I don't miss her. It has to be the sex, right?
>>29934140
It's evolutionary biology. You agitated your mating systems and now they will take a while to calm.
>>29934170
Can you elaborate a bit more on that?
Oh she was a literal trainwreck huh, that really sucks, she must have killed a lot of people wrecking her train like that.
Can I get pity sex if I have cancer?
Yes but you have to have a fairly manupulative personality. Otherwise you feel wrong doing it and fuck things up at some point.
>>29934137
probably not but you do get to die sooner, so it's pretty ok anyways
and people don't expect anything from you
it's all the benefits of being autistic without the brain problems
>>29934293
>>29934182
Don't know any girls, you guys think tinder could work?
Who here can't have fun without alcohol? It's been really bugging me recently but I just suck at social gatherings without the aid of alcohol. It makes me more chatty, happier and generally more accepting of those around me. It's god damn delicious after being at work all day then heading down to the local for a few cheeky pints. God I love the stuff but I despise how dependent I am of it in order to function at social events. A friend recently said that I might be going overboard with the drinking and he's probably right but I simply can't imagine a life without it.
>mom said no alchohol for a week
>probably gonna be no more me by the end of the week
>>29934223
So you're old enough to drink but you still take commands from your mother?
I can't remember the last time I went out without any intention of drinking. It's been years. I just don't find anything else fun when out.
How is this hole different from /b/?
less faggots
You have to put ijgugxdfghdfhie at the end of some of your posts because some dumb fucking chink enabled the robot
less porn ijgugxdfghdfhie
Tfw 41 y.o
KHHV
Enough is enough is enough
>>29934097
Tfw 31 y/o khhv...
I don't deserve this pain...
>>29934097
Just beeeeeeeee yourself bro :)
Original
I bet if you kissed a girl you'd think it wasnt even great
Does ANYBODY want to play World of Warcraft with me and other Robots? Apparently Emerald Dream is a good Realm since it's a decently populated RPPVP Server, but then another Robot said that RP Servers suck. So what the fuck? What do you guys want to do? All I know is that I want to be a Draenei Priest or a Night Elf Druid so that I can be a Healslut.
I am NOT letting this Thread die until someone plays fucking World of Warcraft with me.
I will personally send you an invite to the Starter Edition if you're a poorfag.
>>29934085
i'll play with you :3
>decide to see what pokemon go is about since normies keep talking about it and sister does too
>catch a couple pokemon
>that's cool I guess
do you actually do anything else? I feel as if it's more fun if you leave the house
i eno5 kno2 bunmp
>>29934073
I just made 3 friends at the park gym today
These are the first people I've actually gotten to know in years of being a shut-in. I think Pokemon go is actively improving my life
Can't speak from experience, but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be for socialising with other people playing.
What is wrong with not having sex?
Yup, that's right: nothing.
>>29934054
>that flat ass
my eyes hurt and my penis feels sad
>>29934069
>tfw have that ass but hairy.
I will never get a bf.
Sex can be good or bad, depending.
You're oversimplifying things greatly.
Have you guys had your first kiss yet, and if so what was the story?
Yeah and she told the whole street about it and I've never spoke to anyone here ever since.
i suck at telling story so i won't.
But it was really awkward and shitty.
>>29934483
it sounds interesting desu, tell
How many buttholes have you licked?
I have lickedzerobuttholes.
LE
PORN
SPAMMER
FAEC
>>29933988
Onlytwo. At least, I had more access to fanny.
self loathing thread
this is the thread where we hate ourselves
>tfw I'm a lazy worthless loser with no ambition, skills, talents, interests, or experiences
>tfw I'm a model example of how not to live
>tfw I will never be loved because I don't deserve it, I don't offer anything
>tfw getting dumber every day, I can feel my brain fogging up
>tfw have a small dick
Same here.
Doped up on benzo and various other pills. Kind of considering cutting myself,
It was always too late for me. I find small comfort in this.
Not sure where else to vent this. So I'll just do it here. I want to omit details for obvious reasons, but around late fall 2015, I finally became fed up with an individual. So I meticulously planned something that I accomplished a couple months later. I still remember that midnight event. I felt sick to my stomach in a way I can't describe. It became so bad, I vomitted continuously at work before passing out and heading to the hospital. Of course, they told me nothing was wrong with me aside from loss of heat from sweating. I knew the real reason I was feeling guilty though.
Surprisingly, nothing came of it. I got away with it. I've put it behind me and I'm content it may take years for anything to pop up as I've seen in documentaries. Well, today comes and new individual has burned me and I immediately thought of crime. After sitting around for an eternal 20 minutes, I was taken aback. Am I really going to do this everytime I feel wronged? I need to learn to let it go. Maybe I'll get over it in couple of weeks.
I guess my question is rhetorical and I don't have any right saying I'm innocent or anything but man. I think I need to figure out how to get this under control. The worst part is I can't even talk to anyone but anoymous users about it. I'm locked in.
>>29933957
You better use a proxy, nigga
>last post you made on r9k
>>29933957
You wanna give us some details brodooski?
I know this is probably bait but still.
ITT: we trigger eachother with honest opinions. I'll start.depression is a meme
The only reason you cant get a gf is because you're too lazy to improve yourself.
Being vegan is the only good way of living
You're the problem, not anyone else. No one owes you shit, not a gf, not a fwb, not even a friend.
Does anyone here have AvPD? Self-diagnosis or professional?
After a cursory examination of the symptoms of AvPD, I have AvPD.
>>29933945
Psych major with DID here. For the most part self-diagnosis is bullshit. You can get close but your view is going to be skewed by your lack of objective viewpoint. Even with things such as depression there could be alternative cause such as physical illness.
That being said, it's still worth bringing up that you think you have AvPD to a professional.
>>29933945
Most of the symptoms apply to me. I know there's a very big chance it's wrong but I'm too scared to actually go to a professional and talk about everything
