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So, what comes after you quench the thirst for knowledge?
>>29938181
dude, like, you are always learning though!
>>29938195
Doesn't mean you enjoy it.
Applying it for a greater good
How exactly is America "obsessed" with virginity? Does this bitch think it's 1950?
>>29938179
>young women sending nudes in highschool is normal now
clearly the bitch doesn't know what shes talking about.
>>29938179
a lot of insecure boys get uptight when they wont be a girls benchmark for sexual prowess
Just doing her part to enforce degeneracy.
>skip a day of fapping
>blow my load without edging for an hour
>>29938130
not faping twice a day!
>>29938482
Thanks for the rare.
Haven't fapped for a week. Gonna blow a fat load all over my girlfriend's face, if I can get it up on molly that is.
What types of girls do you attract /r9k/?
Inb4 "hurr durr none XD"
Its highly unlikely that you've gone your whole lives without you at least suspecting a girl of being interested
>>29938127
i've attracted 3 girls in my life, one of them was a 6/10, another was a 1/10, another was 4/10
>>29938127
being liked by ugly girls and having ugly girls try and approach you is probably one of the worst experiences and is a heavy blow to the self-esteem.
i get kinda repulsed when i find out a girl likes me, even if she's not that bad looking. Probably how females feel about a lot of guys here.
>Its highly unlikely that you've gone your whole lives without you at least suspecting a girl of being interested
Where do you think you are right now?
We're watching KOTH in here, come be a retarded faggot with us.
Ok.
jgbvsdf
is this a legit link?
Seems very suspicious.
>>29938153
Yes, it's a streaming website.
>You will never kill your parents
>have to wait for your parents to die before you off yourself
>they're both healthy, work out everyday, and will be around for 30 more years
>have to wait for your parents to die before you off yourself
Congrats, you're not really suicidal. My dad cares about me, but I'm still going to kill myself very soon.
My dad has a huge life insurance policy
Lately ive been trying to get him to have an "accidental death"
>tfw no kidlat seeing, mata straining, isda skinning, kalayaan fighting, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29938001
i wonder if this girl knows she's been being posted on here for months
>>29938001
I forgot about the holiday again.
How do I find a pinoy gf?
>tfw 25 year old kissless virgin
>finally got my medical degree
>a distant relative and friend of my dads is asking if I'm interested in marrying his 19 year old daughter
Being Arab is the greatest blessing
Being a KV in your 20s as a religious shit-skin doesn't count because YOU'RE EXPECTED TO BE ONE until your family decides.
I use to play in a WoW guild with a bunch of shit-skin muslims and they were all KV's until the day their parents got them a wife.
Fucking bullshit.
>>29937975
>distant relative and friend of my dads is asking if I'm interested in marrying his 19 year old daughter
wtf
considering it is [current year] i doubt the girl will even be down for that desu, the dad probably just wants you to meet the girl and probably hopes she will like you
and she wont desu
>>29938014
Feels goodman. Arabs are the only race without degeneracy.
>Play pokemon Go
>Go to pokestop
>Meet a cool glasses wearing nerdy black guy there
>Meet an average looking girl there, slightly chubby, but still cute.
>Switched whatsapp numbers with them, and got added to a Pokemon Go group in our city so we can catch pokemon and hangout together later.
>Going on a 5 km jog in the tomorrow morning so I can hatch my pokemon eggs and probably catch some pokemon while I'm on the way.
Pokemon Go made me friends, cured my autism, my edgy racism and is going to make me /fit/.
Tell me again, why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
>>29937972
>walking anywhere
>>29937972
>why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
Because I've spent so much time not being accepted by girls, and therefore never properly fitting in, I fucking hate trends and fads, especially ones that make people stuff themselves into the streets for a fucking wartortle
>>29937972
>why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
I don't play smartphone games other than papi trampoline
I don't need any games other than papi games
they are small, all under 100 kb, and all very fun, for when I need to wait in a lobby somewhere and have 20 minutes to kill. There is no other time I intend to play games on my phone.
HOW DO I FIND A GF IF I'M NOT A WAGIE
>>29937971
>gf
P L E B
>>29937971
Sell drugs nigga
>>29937971
Don't fall for the gf meme, Anon, it is cruel and disturbing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/4spys2/i_am_the_surveillance_camera_artist_ama/
kek
KEK
all these triggered normies
>dislike bar on the kid's menu video
holy shit i think that's the worst ratio i've ever seen
guy's a grandmaster troll
For a second I though this was about the Surveillance Camera Man guy who just walks up to people and films them to make a point about government camera surveillance. I was wondering what the fuck the people in the comments were talking about.
Also. reddit's layout is so incredibly shitty I don't know how anyone can use it.
>caring about discount surveillance camera man
he's a joke and I know he's probably reading this, so fucking kill yourself. you copied someone without understanding what you copied.
Is Chicken Little the ultimate mastermind?
i'm trying so hard to force this meme god damn
why won't anyone respond to my chicken little threads
hahah are you fucking kidding me
>>29937916
no jim jam nim nam is duh
ahahah, this is fucked up. quickly read this article.
http://blackbag.gawker.com/pokemon-go-is-a-government-surveillance-psyop-conspirac-1783461240
if you don't feel like reading the article, the tl;dr is basically that you give data mining companies complete access to all the contents in your phone. these data mining companies have connections with the government, which is not a good look.
thoughts?
pic unrelated
>gawker
>>29937915
There is a hawk perched on its branch eyeballing rabbits down below. The helpless rabbits can't stay underground forever they have to leave the safety of their underground caves to forage.
In this story we are the rabbits. The fangless clawless rabbits. There is nothing anyone can do to stop the hawk from swooping down and profiting from our corpse.
>>29937915
so basically every "free" app that seems awfully high-quality for something seemingly only making money off optional in-game purchases
You're not actually going to vote this November, are you?
Is S.E. Cupp a Trump supporter?
I'm not. I don't care. Whatever happens I'll get my NEETbux
hillary will be the next president
>wank at least once every day to porn
>find real life women disgusting and repulsed by the idea of having a relationship with one or putting my fragile delicate penis inside her burnt out meat chops.
Anyone else the same condition of fuckedupness? What's this called? Am I gay? Am I asexual?
It's called looking at porn and wanking every day is an EXTREME detriment to your health, one that you cannot even conceive right now, and it destroys your drive to actually meet real women.
fear of intimacy
you're not ghae
>>29937817
>wanking every day is an EXTREME detriment to your health
i dont think this is true
