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You will never kill your parents


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>You will never kill your parents
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>have to wait for your parents to die before you off yourself
>they're both healthy, work out everyday, and will be around for 30 more years
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>have to wait for your parents to die before you off yourself

Congrats, you're not really suicidal. My dad cares about me, but I'm still going to kill myself very soon.
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My dad has a huge life insurance policy
Lately ive been trying to get him to have an "accidental death"
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Kek I need to take out a life insurance policy on them
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>>29938093
>You will never kill your parents
you can and you will
I believe in you anon
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>>29938093
why would I even want to? my dad is cool but lives far away, and my mom is a drug addicted loser who I barely have any contact with anymore. I dont care if she lives or dies but Ill surely be sad when my dad does.
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