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>be me
>in love with fairly normie qt pie
>nervous vidya and weird interests will scare them off so i keep it on the d/l
>eventually slip up and talk about katamari damacy
>next time i see them i catch them playing the katamari phone game
feels good man ;_____;
>>29940164
Get fuck out ree ree etc
you shouldn't be ashamed about liking vidya, my Chad and normie friends couldn't care less about the weeb shit I play or watch. the girls i know don't really care either
>>29941088
to add to this post, i was pretty bad for a normie cute girl for awhile and she didn't ever care that I liked games or liked racist jokes or anything really. hindsight is 20/20 and if I didn't constantly put myself down over being socially awkward and how she was supposedly out of my league maybe, just maybe i wouldn't be here
Don't be a bitch anon, if you really like her and want to be her boyfriend then don't just sit there making up excuses, do that flirting thing normies do and ask her out
Do you consider yourself sexually attractive?
>>29940124
Hey, that's me on the picture, tehe :)
Yes, to some extent :)
>>29940124
>Do you consider yourself sexually attractive?
yes
but not THAT attractive, I think I am better than average I guess
but the bigger problem is I am not mentally attractive with my dumbshit robot brain
I'm tall and not very ugly. Probably about a 7/10. Sometimes annoying normie girls get a crush on me until they find out that i'm not a fucking normie. No cute girl who is also interesting has ever liked me so i guess im not good looking enough :/
What are some robots approved drugs?
>dxm
>lighter fluid
>benadryl
>white out
>markers
>paint
>parent's wine
spray some fabreeze through a sock and suck in all the stuff that gets through
>>29940092
NyQuil
80 proof vodka
>>29940123
nyquil is the same as benadryl
vodka is inaccessible to true robots (requires going outside)
Wasn't sure where to post this either here or on /x/.
I had a 3spooky5me experience on omegle a few nights ago. I was in answer spy question more and the question last celebrity you fapped to. I answered Alison Brie.
anyway I was pretty much just shitposting on omegle since I was bored. the stranger said "you need the internet" which was hmm ok whatever. then later on he said "white shoes". well, I had a pair of white shoes under my desk in plain view. I wrote "red hammer" back. then he said "hammer". then said "huh I guess we really can see each other". I paused, then said "I can see everyone and everything". I just said that to be a smart ass/playing along. wasn't sure what he meant but it was weird. then I proceeded to omegle shitpost with lolsorandom but still coherent communicating with the stranger a bit more.
then he said "you have a nice beauty mark on your face" "I tried zooming in on it but can't get close enough"
I have no webcam. I just bullshitted a bit more acting like a weirdo and eventually left. I don't know what just happened.
forgot to mention that I DO have a beauty mark on my face. 3 actually, but 2 are covered by my beard. one is in view.
he knew about my white shoes and beauty mark. I didn't want him knowing that I knew he knew so I just bullshitted a bit more acting like a bored teenager and eventually ended the conversation.
this has been spooking me a bit for the last several nights. I don't have a webcam.
>>29940082
fuck your story nigga who is that girl?
plz
>>29941594
>The last celebrity you fapped to
<mfw i dream about her again
i feel you senpai
even dreaming about simple holding her hand is the very definition of bliss
>>29940722
>>29939982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_S3UzOzAY
every night
>>29939982
Tell me about her anon
I'm a virgin just thinking about some of the women I had a crush on. One seemed to like me but she shut me down when I tried to confess my feelings to her. Makes me cry thinking of how unlikeable I am.
Update on my progress to becoming a rapper:
>bought apex 435B
>didn't come with cord so I bought a cord
>realized it needed a power supply so I bought that
>it is ready tomorrow
>have a producer named corpsey 666, he makes timewarp trap shit
>started getting in good with the small rap scene on ig
>befriending druggies and sadboys
>met some dude that will master for me
>working on my aesthetic by buying old used shitty clothes to trap in
>installed Vegas to prepare to edit a cool kid music video
It's coming along pretty good. My life will improve if I go through with this. I can't wait to have shitty trap friends.
Pic related, it's one of the rapper/artist guys.
What are you doing to fix your life?
this is autistic. post a song you made
so you dont post it which means all of this is a meme
faggot
If I found out my son made this post I would kick his ass
>>29939564
I've been friends with a girl for 2 years who is now reportedly into me.
I like herAs a friend (rii)but she's your typical emotional proximity mine
She's the mind of a nun in the body of a whore i.e. horny as heck but still a virgin out of a combination of shame and emotional explosions that keep boys away from her.
She L I T E R A L L Y visits my room alone, lies on my bed while she talks to me, sometimes with me lying on the bed with herShe has an incredible ass
I am a khv, I can feign normiedom but it's tiring and I prefer the company of autists. I have no knowledge of relationships whatsoever.
I know I am not the person she thinks I am, and I know a relationship with her will only end with her exploding at some point due to my social inability.
Tl;dr: Girl is into me, I'm so beta I decided a relationship wouldn't work before I even tried.
Do I trust my prediction or just go for it bcos this is far more chance than some robots will ever get?
Go for it, last as long as you can, fuck her a couple of times, then when she dumps your ass be grateful for having had the opportunity to fuck her, cry a lotand move on.
>>29939955
>She's the mind of a nun in the body of a whore i.e. horny as heck but still a virgin
this is the exact opposite. mind of a whore and body of a nun.
also, i would say only go for it if you're going to give it a real chance. i would never advise someone to become a normie people-user. if she's really too fucked up then think carefully before making a decision. on the other hand, you can try to tell her that you're just looking for something casual and get laid. though a virgin is extremely likely to become attached.
>>29940048
>tell her that you're just looking for something casual
She would never agree to a casual relationship, in principle, she's probably waiting for marriage.
I don't believe she'll make it that far. As soon as a male takes charge she'll let them bang her and then she'll regret it massively afterwards.
In sight of the fact that I would never bang casually, (Really never, it's entirely against my being, I'd push a girl off.) I'd say I need to refine my question.
Do I trust my prediction, or am I being stupid considering my lack of relationship experience. I don't actually care much about sex, as beta as that sounds.
ITT : You get depressed you lose
https://youtu.be/AewSwHcNvGw
ulitsa Mosina, 1, Tulskaya oblast', Russia
he will be waiting for you
heh,..2 ez
>>29939946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0
i dont want to be by myself any more
>>29939913
I'm sorry about that my man.
>>29939913
ulitsa Mosina, 1, Tulskaya oblast', Russia
he will be waiting for you just look for the m6
>>29939913
Go to /vg/ and roleplay as an anime girl
How can I go about meeting a NEET GIRL? I'm not the WORST looking dude (solid 7.5/10) and pretty social when it comes to getting to know people. I want a minimum wage waifu who I can play vidya with and we can go out to bars and fall in love. How can I get one of these girls?
>>29939891
ambush them when they leave their homes to go buy more noodles
>tfw this was my gf in highschool
It's a damn shame we broke up and I never got anywhere close with a girl ever since
>>29939891
>NEET GIRL
You'll meet one the same way a girl will meet a NEET guy. Never.
You think NEETs leave their houses?
If she came into your room and puller her pants down and pulled your pants down YOU would do it, you would do that
Wouldn't be the first time she molested someone
>>29939882
No, that's fucking disgusting and would literally (as in the literal sense of the word) be rape.
No thanks senpaitachi
I had to work hard to get fit, why should I settle for someone who isn't?
See title.
>How fucking dare my mother-in-law want to be a grandmother!!! I'm too stronk and independent to be a mother xD
What's wrong with not wanting kids? Especially if the idea is being forced on you by some cunt. I mean, I would never even get married but I especially would never have kids. I guess her fiance is a cuck though since he does want them, but I think he's an idiot for that
Why would she get married if she doesn't want kids?
Marriage is literally a child rearing contract. That's its purpose.
>>29939892
atheists actually believe this
can't read thread go
l can't read.
>>29939803
same what's it like for you
>>29939790
Wow.
I can't read long paragraphs.
I can't even read green texts.
I can read, and I have a moderate vocabulary, but either my attention span or lack of interest is making me skip text.
Help.
https://youtu.be/INxLFmZhtWg
Chris-chan got his mom to make a video begging for him.
She looks legitimately deranged. She speaks slow, doesn't have any emotion, and doesn't seem very cognitive at all.
Here's his latest update video, by the way;
https://youtu.be/LSh3rgg89q0
who cares man go do something worthwhile lol
>>29939787
looks like he's pointing a fucking gun at her jesus christ
somebody break into his home and end the suffering this has gone too far save mama
What would Chris do without Barb? Where would he go?
How prevalent is cheating?
>>29939781
100%
every girl you will ever touch is made of her dad's cum
>>29939781
no clue but that pussy looks sad tho its like there getting nice and fat to cook his little ass pretty sad desu
>>29939781
So much so that paternity tests (without approval of the woman) had to be outlawed in some countries to protect family stability.
