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I'm 19 and already have a massively receding hairline, why shouldn't I just go jump off a bridge?
If you have a decent shaped head (i.e. no large flat spots) then just shave your head. The bulking up and shaving your head thing isn't a meme. It's a pretty trendy look and is quite intimidating. Makes you look confident.
>>29942898
You have to be confident to make the plunge in shaving your head. Then again an online friend said I had features of a hawk so I have a face of a bird of prey.
It makes such a difference, just do it
How bad is smoking pot everyday?
It lowers your testosterone levels bit I'm sure the majority of robots find that to be beneficial
>>29942714
it'll probably affect your short-term memory negatively and it seems to make people tired once it starts wearing off.
also, it's damaging your lungs no matter what the stoners say like "but it cures literally 100% of diseases and will never cause cancer"
abusing marijuana is safer than abusing alcohol, but moderate use of alcohol is safer than moderate use of marijuana
>>29942714
it makes you retarded eventually because your memory fucks up.
also makes you tired which eventually makes you lazy.
Why is acknowledging transgender people considered SJW? Why can't we just see it as another medical condition?
It is a medical condition that we all acknowledge. These people want us to acknowledge that their delusions are correct.
>>29942703
That's how I see it desu.
Usually they don't argue that genders don't exist or don't matter. Just that they had the wrong sex at birth.
Some people were born with ambiguous sex at birth even (it's rare though) and the doctors had to make a decision. They might have made the wrong decision.
Why do people get mad at me when I say trannies have a mental illness?
That's what body dysmorphia is
how are you holding up faggots
better than you, pussy
Its party night in Dunedin and everyone is being loud in my halls, while I have no alcohol to distract myself with.
So yeah its kind of okay.
>>29942700
eat shit
dfsdfsegr
How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by.
i dealt with it by going out and living my life, making memories and not being a useless sack of shit
everyone else isn't doing that
>>29942674
I dont "deal with it" this is a shitty bait or you're a dumb normalfag, I'm going to assume the latter
Maybe it didn't occur to you that I'm more happy sitting at my computer then doing all the shit you said?
>"ugh...anon my tits have swelled up so much. Can you help me?"
>>29942654
>nose rings
NO
YES
>>29942760
Conflicting feelings there anon?
What do you mean they've swelled up? How can a man help with something like that?
When you havent fucked a girl in many years that you feel like it never happened and youre a virgin again
it's been one year
>>29942640
Thisis cyborg talk.
>>29942640
iktf bro who /virgin since 2013/ here?
>spend the night contemplating the mysteries of life
>go to sleep at 5am
>woken at 7.30am by wagies leaving for work
Do you think wagecucks should be forced to get public transport if they live near a neet?
or you could kill yourself and never have to worry about loud noises ever again.
>>29942618
or everyone could kill themselves so the planet could get some much needed and sorely missed silence
I just tinfoil my windows and turn a box fan on high. If I'm feeling festive I'll put on a dank 69 hours of thunderstorms jam. The rain and fan together helps me to sleep. Diurnalfags are the biggest pussies. The brain functions at its peak in the early hours. Why would they wanted it away by sleeping? I'm in no place to judge though, I should be grateful for their retardation.
What's your experience with MMORPGs?
>join smallish guild with people I don't know
>stay mostly silent for days
>finally work up the courage for hellos and goodbyes which are met with unexpected enthusiasm
>haven't been able to catch them talking about something that interests me that I could add something interesting to the conversation
>try to join the 2-3 people conversations nonetheless, getting ignored mostly
>>29942569
haven't played much of them. I see a lot of people have fun mmorpgs but I can't find any good ones. What do you recommend OP?
>>29942606
The genre has kinda died down over the years, new "big" ones come out and die in months.
The only that stay around are WoW and Final Fantasy XIV.
XIV is what I'm playing and it's really good surprise after trying some of the bad ones. There's a free trial on Steam.
I havent followed WoW in a long time, latest expansions always seem to be shitty unless you have social reasons to play it, there's private servers mostly with nostalgic players and mostly everyone will expect you to already know everything.
>>29942691
just fucking end it
>I have to pay for the only good games
how to finger a girl
Huh. That must be nice. It hurts just looking at it.
>>29942566
That's not how you do CPR
>>29942566
No
you use your two middle fingers
ffs
So you can't fake being a normie?
>>29942541
Just don't want to anymore, few things are more repellant
>>29942541
the thing is no one really cares if you're a normie or not, and if they do, that means you interact with people.
>>29942541
i can. i choose not to because they disgust me.
>being served by a female in a store or restaurant
>remember she's had cum on her hands and face
>pray to god she doesn't touch my fucking food
>>29942459
She probably showers daily and cleans her hands unlike you.
>>29942807
nothing gets the taint of chad's semen out, you toasted roastie
>>29942459
A male server will have had his own cum on his hands too.
When will you man children grow up?
Never, and I'm already balding. Fuck your shit.
Never. Why should i want that? Being a mature person seems boring.
>>29942420
when you turn 18 first
Are you autists happy now? You just had to ruin everything, right?
Don't you ever, EVER, EEEEVER make a thread like this EVER again.
>>29942411
that's just an old apology video
fuck me. Feels. Please tell me we were expecting this and someone has a backup of his videos?
>accidentally press call while checking out oneitis' picture
>>29942384An ex gf did this to me a couple weeks ago at 4am. I ignored it.
>>29942384
Never hit that hangup button faster
>phone has been in my pocket
>notice it's butt dialed a girl I like
>hope it wasn't on while I was farting
