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What does having a girlfriend with big breasts feel like?
Does it feel a lot better than touching small boobs?
Is it worth switching to a big boobed girlfriend, all other things being equal?
>>29946229
Big breasts are supposedly better for breast feeding but other then that I see them as a negative for both myself and the women possessing them. Not only do they get all sweaty, smelly, and hurt the women's back back but once she is over the age of 50 they will be like big bags of expired cottage cheese and that mental picture makes me feel nauseated. I'd take a chestlet over a udder adorning bitch any day tbqhwyf
>>29946229
I'm not sure if they're really more attractive or if it's just the lifelong obsession since childhood but I'm holding on tight to my chestlet. Been with DD cup (smelly) and B cup (eh) but never the ideal for porn range of big but still firm and shapely C-D's. I don't think it will be worth it if i dump mine just to know what hotter tits are like. I probably won't be so mind blown if I ever do finally get my hands on some.
>>29946283
t. roastie
Chestlets aren't even real women.
ITT: We list signs that give away that a male is beta
>tri-fold wallets
>He has long hair and/or glasses
>>29946228
as a brony: even i considder someone who owns mlp-merchandise as a supreme beta. it is just not right to buy fucking plastic toys as a grown male.
>TFW 5'4, weeaboo and have a tri-fold wallet
At least I don't have long hair or glasses, and I'm not a brony either. I'm still probably beta though, I've known that for a while.
If cis girls don't like you you why don't you just get a THICC transgirl?
>>29946204
Because a trans"girl" is no better than a dude.
>>29946204
Serious Question: Can a transgirl be thick?
>>29946405
Actually its going to be really hard biologically, cause genes dictate males spread their weight around their midsection and females do it around hips/thighs/bust
Who here day dreams a lot? I day dream about my own fantasy world to the point where those fantasies are real and real life feels so damn fake. With how shit the world is going, it just feels unreal how shitty the world is. When I snap out of the daydream it just feels bad man.
>>29946182
you've just found a portal to cross the 2d realm into the 3d realm and you're complaining.
>>29946182
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS JUST DO ETTT
I can't stop it
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-idaho-voyeurism-arrest-idUSKCN0ZU04W?
A transgender woman was charged in Idaho on Wednesday with voyeurism after secretly videotaping a young woman trying on swimwear in the fitting room of a Target retail store, authorities said.
>>29946170
>have a penis
>be attracted to women
>call yourself a woman
i don't get this meme
>>29946221
what don't you get about it familia?
>>29946221
the only way to approach women without being accused of being a "creepy man" is to be a creepy "woman"
where do trees come from?
From seeds.
>>29946166
Other trees
>>29946166
plants evolved from algae
first plants were mosses - no vascular tissue
then came ferns -vascular tissue, no seeds
then seed plant - trees
>tfw attracted to red flags
is there anything worse ?
Holy fuck, she even has the word "dad" tattooed on her wrist and crossed out. Being attracted to red flags is okay if you want to be a miserable cuck.
>>29946158
I mean, if you're a chad you could afford it I suppose. Just end it right now if you're not.
>>29946236
I didn't even notice thatbut fuck that made my dick harder
hey guys, anyone here know how to become a happier person in real life without smoking weed?
people don't like being around me because I'm too depressing and get annoying quickly when I'm sober
any advice appreciated
>>29946138
pretend to be happy if you want to please the normies. it's the only way.now get out of here, failed normie. this place is for robots.
I wonder the same thing.
Even though smoking weed turns me into a paranoid lazy sack of filth I still love it.
I work out, do hobbies, anything to get my mind off reality. About 2 weeks a pivotal moment happened in my life and I died inside. The world is all bullshit, Im just waiting to finally peel off.
Ride a bike, go for a run, lift weights man. Anything that increases endorphin levels/dopamine. Find a hobby that makes you happy and hopefully it'll help you ignore your desire to smoke weed.
>Cashier says there's a two for one offer on one of my items
>tell them im not interested
>I actually am
You know what, I understand....
>cashier asks if I would like a bag
>I say noI actually did
>mum asks if I wiped my bum correctly
>say I did
>I actually didn't and its now itchy
>Free husband cupon
>expiration date: never
p-please
>tfw 26 and haven't had a relationship that's reached a year
i'm doomed
>>29946101
Yikes that's pathetic as fuck. Getting your elderly dad to go on the first date for you? Dude is dying alone guaranteed.
>>29946101
This is a fantastic thread OP, have a free bump on the house.
>referring to something as looking "aesthetic"
Who started this meme?
zyzz and the aesthetics crew on /fit/ 5 or so years ago
Aesthetic is a real adjective, OP. Not a made up meme.
Not sure why it triggers you so much. There isn't anything strange about it.
>>29946295
The way the adjective is used is bizarre. Normally it's meant to be an attributive adjective rather than predicative one. Sentences like "the door is aesthetic" are weird.
>When you're too old to be called talented anymore
That cuts deep for me
I wanted to be a formidable guitarrist.
>>29946251
>I wanted to be a formidable guitarrist.
Then practice you numbnut.
>>29946083
You're probably still considerably better than the average non-asian at whatever it is you were talented at.
Reminder that women don't actually love you, they only love what you can provide for them
You're a cuck if you even think about treating them any differently than socks
Reminder that you cynical fuck are incapable of ever loving anyone.
>>29946058
But I have a foot / sock fetish.
>>29946058
explain this scenario OP;
i knew a guy. he was pretty charming by modern standards and had a lot going for him. he was a successful musician.
after a while his gf suggested to quit doing stuff in the real world and just go around hitchhiking together.
this is 100% a true story, as hard as it may be to believe. this woman (really a girl, she was about 20) literally quit this easy free life to go be homeless with this dude. surely that was actual love. oh and guess what, that girl was REALLY fucking intelligent in terms of IQ. she got the highest grades in school, had many talents, and was pretty fucking beautiful, and i'm not talking whore-level, i'm talking an actually fucking beautiful girl.
Who here is secretly a normie?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
rooooo get out robot roooooo
>>29946054
I recognize your shit posting style
I-is it you?
>>29946059
no it's me
(roooo)
>tfw you were younger and people always told you it was what was on the inside that counted and not to worry about being chubby
>tfw you believed this
>tfw you hit your teen years and stopped believing because of typical alpha chads douchebags running around getting all the girls why you thinking you were a cool person were sitting in the corner waiting and nothing was happening even when you tried
>tfw you stayed that way for awhile thinking everyone was just concerned about appearances and outward persona and just accepted that you were ugly and it wasnt going to happen (but that maybe it would because you would see eveyronce in awhile someone ugly with someone)
>tfw you got even older and realized that they were right all along. It really is what's on the inside that matters for healthy relationships and that all along it wasnt because you were ugly, it was because you were a worthless piece of garbage person with a shitty personality and attitude.
>tfw now you know that you were wrong all those years and that there actually is no hope for you ever being happy because you will always be a piece of shit
Growing up sure is fun guys, they were right when they said that it gets better, and i totally was wrong when I always told them I wasn't looking forward to getting out of school because being an adult sucks.
i think i misread your post or something
>be bad looking
>have to overcompesate
>might get something for being social and funny
>be good looking
>just be there and everyone will suck your dick for free
tl;dr just be the hottest motherfucker you can, even if you don't care about first impression
>>29945991
Dumb fuck being fat isn't an absolute, maybe if you lost some weight and got more lean your attractiveness level would increase.
>>29946053
>Dumb fuck being fat isn't an absolute
yes it does.
even your own family treats you different after you lose weight.
you just have to accept it and lose weight
