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Ever notice how so many subcultures lack soul? How once great, unique and different subcultures become filled with idiot edgy posers within just a couple of months these days? There is no soul in subculture anymore, no one actually sticks to unique movements built on principles but rather whores themselves out asap to the highest bidder. Metal is now about coloured hair, huge holes in your ears and making music that is angsty/cringy as possible. It used to be about freedom, being chill and heavy. Punk is dead, Goth is now a joke and Dubstep burned out so quick its main proprietors look like trailer park meth addicts. Rap was real and gritty and is now poised to become something people only do through a gold encrusted iPad directly linked to your twitter account, the next hit single might as well be 142 characters just saying "ASS MONEY MY HUGE COCK PANDA".
As soon as your subculture is worth any money at all the producers and posers will strip it to the bone and devour its soul, then replace what substance was there with pure 100% grade A bullshit. All because edgy faggot posers are too weak to stop rimming the ass of big business for their next hit of attention.
You know who you are, if you are a poser reading this, please kill yourself immediately, you do not deserve to live you fucking anus muncher.
dam desu senpai that's edgy :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>subcultures
normie shit, specifically teenage normie shit.
not /r9k/ material.
>>29944245
sub-cultures never had soul, it was always about edgy and mindless children who don't have their own personality so they need to have a sense of belonging to a pack instead.6
>They call you a troll
>They accuse you of baiting or imply it in some way
>Make a perfectly clear post btfo of someone
>Is English your native language?
That's the straw-grasping to end all straw-grasping.
Also, when they start screaming ad-hominem as if it someone negates the steaming verbal shit you've just taken on them.
In the end though, if you're really arguing on 4chan and care that much, you've already blown yourself the fuck out already.
>>29944294
damn you sound like someone who got BTFO'd
>>29944294
WTF are you trying to say? What you wrote makes no sense.
>tfw no kidlat seeing, mata straining, kalayaan fighting, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, gubat loving, druglord killing, maganda looking, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29944153
>them short, stocky legs
>that face made pretty only by a good angle and expression
>dat already budding fat
No thank you
Reporting in.
Fat pinay girl I had a date with said she may meet me next Tuesday if she isn't busy, and to check in later.
Either being let down softly or I dunno.
>>29944189
Not OP, but all you did for me was make me even more attracted to her.
Chad tier face and aesthetics
>5'10
>5 inch dicklet
how did god fuck you robots?
my eyes don't look like all the cute/pretty cartoon eyes kids see when they're growing up. people think they are scary. so I always wear glasses to cover them.
>>29944151
putting me on a planet full of boring niggers
>asian
>retarded
>inability to make friends
>parents that do more damage than good
At least my imouto will turn out okay, r-right?
Tell me about your gf
>>29944068
She's a better perdon than I am.
I'm amazed at how forgiving and understanding she is. I admire her so much.
>>29944493
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM
LEAVE OUR BOARD AND GO BACK R/4CHAN
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE
Is it possible to have an active career in porn as a man with an average sized dick?
Only as the cuck that watches his partner get fucked in cuck porn. Don't be a dumbass, work a job you can actually be proud of.
>>29944038
Honestly, the best thing for you to do is get some sort of niche thing going.
Like - save up like a bunch of money, buy equipment and have enough capital and open up your own "porn company".
Basically just pay girls to have sex with you, it'll be like a "Girls do porn" situation, just set up a bunch of cameras in different angles so it looks like you're actually having sex with these girls and it'll be popular, trust me.
Start with like regular qts and when you make enough money from selling/hosting these vids on your website, start inviting actual pornstars to shoot with you, you'll have to pay them more, but you'll definitely make the money back.
porstars are midgets
the males are manlets
their avarage dick looks huge in petite chicks plus angles that promote the same thing
apart from the few "BIG DICK IS MY TRADEMARK" ones
>tfw It will never have a 3rd season
Jesus these feels.
How do robots cope when there favorite shows end prematurely or go on a prolonged hiatus with no end in sight?
>pic related been waiting a long fucking time.
Just rewatch desu.
It can never fill the void but it distracts you from it desu.
>>29944033
Is there any anime that's similar? Pessimistic loner dude vs shallow girls/people
>>29944102
All of them lol :))
What the fuck am I even supposed to say?
you must be one handsome or rich fag
i suggest drinking bleach, you weak wristed faglord
She's leading you on so she can flirt with you and get attention she craves. She has no intention of actually being with you and her compliments are utter falsities. She has decided what you are to her from the get go, and that is as an orbiter.
say "not nearly as cute as you"
> Was denied the apprenticeship by all 8 companies I applied to
> Application phase ended, next one is next year
> New psychiatrist (who is the devil in the form a woman) won't write me medical certificates, because "That's not how she works"
> As a result can't live as a NEET anymore, because government completely cut off my NEETbux completely
> Never had any job, have to start wageslaving for what it's worth
> Plus I found out I got fucking hemorrhoids
I feel stupid for thinking, that my life could get better.
>>29944005
I got my NEET certificates renewed yesterday. Feels good.
Omg you have to get a job. Welcome to the club faggot. Congrats on not being a drain on society anymore.
Stick to the straight and narrow OP. Just do your slave labor and be glad you're not in an illuminati torture cell. You live in a first world country; if you don't give up the chances are you'll be able to make it to a better position.
How does one love oneself?
>be me
>major inferiority complex
>major narcissist
>miserable as fuck
>therapist says "you need to love yourself more"
>says I should say positive things about myself to myself in the mirror while looking me in the eye
I'm gonna give it a shot however it feels fucking weird, has anyone else beat their inferiority complex or at least learned to deal with it better then I have?
THERAPIST ADVICE POWER RANKINGS
1. Honest opinions
2. Something motivational
3. Something not cliche and relevant to you
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9001. Something /adv/ already has advised
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900001. something /r9k/ has already advised
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90000000001. Get a hobby
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9000000000000000000000001. Just b urselph + luv urselph fug lmao
Practicing positive self talk isn't a joke. I'm the type to immediately think "fucking idiot" when I mess up and "kill yourself". It's bad for your mind. I've been consciously stopping myself and try and think logically about it. Like "you messed up, it's not even a big deal, just shrug it off and keep going". I think about what I'd tell somebody in the same situation to make them feel better and I say it to myself. I've struggled with depression my entire life but I've been feeling better lately
stop feeding your ego
recognize and separate yourself from it
then the desire to love oneself is no concern
Hey wagie!
2 days left ... but don't forget to stay on high alert. Mr. Goldberg might need you on Saturday or Sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnbT7CXt-w8
>>29943934
jokes on you I'm in a government office
oh where did I put that paper about the neetbux?
>>29943934
I love those threads.
NEET BTFO the wagecucks
>>29943948
>jokes on you I'm in a government office
>government office
so you admiit working for Mr. Goldberg??
How does "hooking up" on this site work. Even if I convince a girl to do it where would we go? They wouldnt give me their address would they?
Look good enough and they'll give you damn near anything.
>>29943923
I actually managed to convince a girl to "hook up" then I asked her when and where and I havent gotten a response
>>29943894
Normie on your board here.
I moved to a different town and was able to pull it off. It's a numbers game for normies.
Do the coffee date. Some girls dont want to fuck right away. Anyways I fucked this cute chubby mexican 19 year old. I just told her to come over and didn't even imply sex, when we were on the couch I made my move after he being there for 5 minutes.
I did land an asian and that took more effort but were still talking and I'm trying to bang her more petite friend.
Most conversations fizzle out, most girls you match with are disgusting. Still works for more attractive normies like me.
What causes roasties? Honestly curious here.
Do all women start out as innies and become roasties due to a high number of partners? If you see a slut with an innie is it a plasty job?
>>29943856
Wear-and-tear anon
When you keep sticking stuff in to somthing, it starts to show the effects, doesn't it?
That's just what most vaginas look like in reality.
>>29944642
That's true for mechanical objects, not for animals. Virtually any part of any animal gets stronger and better when it's actually used (excluding the effects of old age, obviously). That's why virgins have boring pussies.
>>29944687
your vagina must look disgusting for you to be in this much denial
>tfw finding girls who get attached incredibly easy (possibly mentally ill) on tumblr just because I want someone to love me
They don't love you
They love the safety you provide and the delusions they can use you to supply themselves with
>tfw no easily attached gf
Is that so bad? I think I'd get through to her and make it real or piss her off.
>>29943812
>that shop
every time
Like 2 years ago this girl would always put me in group chats with her friends and tell them how ugly I am, and they would always call me Warthog.
Every few months she will message me.
What the fuck does she want?
your cock
ask her out
>>29943809
a beta orbiter
do not trust women, do not interact with women
She wants you as a beta orbiter. Cut her off if she was bullying you.
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