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I think my tfw no gf wouldn't be so bad if women were required to dress modestly
What are you wearing OP?
>>29944809
you'd call them whores if their ankles showed and you'd jizz your pants at an elbow
>>29944851
Shirt, tie, trousers, socks, shoes
>So anon, are you ready for your prostate exam. Come..take a seat
>prostate exam
>take a seat
uh huh lol
>>29944750
I got barred from my local clinic because I kept asking for prostate exams from the middle aged woman there, it was awful.
After my third one a year they caught on.
>>29944779
I said take a seat
>supposed to meet up with a girl today
>Asked her out for icecream
>she said yes
>ask her if I should pick her up (since I want to show off with my car)
>she doesn't answer
should I write to her if we Are still meeting or has she blown it off already? ;_;
>tfw I will never ever have a gf and lose my virginity
kys
>>>/facebook/
Normalfuck problems.
Obligatory Sage
splash your starbucks latte all over her anon
Was Mr Bean a robot?
Probably not. Was fun seeing him smash Tom Cruise's time on top gear.
>>29944648
>Rarely speak, even if he does its just an inaudible mumble
>Trouble with basic everyday tasks
>Lives alone, no real friends
I'd say so. He has a girlfriend at least though
>had a date/gf
Basically a chad.
>TFW you'll never be tall enough or fit enough or black thus eliminating all possible girls from possibly dating you.
What's holding back girls from talking to you guys
My autistic aura which spills out when I open my mouth.
>>29944581
At least we can sit on a board together and have our autistic aura be normal
>black
You realize this is a bad thing, right?
If you're a NEET and black you have to use dating sites, where statistically women of every race preferentially choose (aka only choose) white men.
t. personal experience
>TFW I posted emo quotes and song lyrics on Facebook for three years because I was super depressed and wanted/needed attention.
Damn, no wonder none of my "friends" wanted to hang out or talk with me. Oh well, fuck them.
Cool blog bro, super angsty and emo.
>>29944616
Nah, I just realized most of my friends were more normie than I thought, at least compared to me. Most of them were into partying and drinking, I didn't even like alcohol and a lot of them were in relationships/fucking each other.
It's kind of sad when weebs and gamers are still more normie than you, guess I belong here. None of them were even that attractive but they all were charismatic and had out-going personalities, obviously nobody wants to hang out with someone who is depressed.
>>29944545
Anon if you are depressed you need to help yourself, it's nobodys job to just come to you and be your "saviour".
Depending on which country you live in there are free Hotlines with people to talk to,
You could also go to Therapy (depending on if it's free and if not, if you have enough money)
And then there is website called 7cup, where you can chat with people who will listen (or rather read) to your problems.
OR you could just directly PM one of your friends and tell them that you need somebody to talk to,
if you just post edgy shit nobody will take it seriously,
it's like when you need somebody to call the police or whatever in an emergency,
when you just scream "SOMEBODY call the cops" nobody will react,
but if you point and someone and say: "YOU call the cops" or "can YOU call the cops please" they are more likely to do it.
Nobody "belongs" here, 4chan is not a place and not everyone here is a "Robot".
You belong where you want to belong, Humans are good at adapting themselves.
Do any of you worship Egyptian Gods?
>>29944536
Only when I play Overwatch
>>29944536
JESUS is the one true saviour.
I worship Apollonian Gods..
>it's a mom lectures you on wasting life in your room day
>>29944498
>doesn't matter since tendies follow after mothers sorrow
This is what happens when narcissist women treat their autistic disabled retarded disposable sons like normal people who are valued by society.
Don't worry, Mom. When you die, I'll kill myself afterwards so no one would ever have to worry about putting up with my stupid worthless retarded ass bringing shame upon them with my mere existence.
Play Pokemon go.
Get out for a few hours.
Then get tendies
>everyone cant stop talking about pokemon
>blink 182 has the #1 album in the us and britain
>a clinton is about to be in the white house
Are the 90s back familia?
>>29944481
By the end of this year
>Nintendo will get sued and will lose rights to pokemon after many accidents and problems come from pokemon Go
>A vaporwave album makes it to the #1 in the USA
>Hillary is indicted, trump is assassinated, and Jill Stein becomes president
>>29944509
I don't think any of those things will happen
>>29944549
You gotta admit that Pokemon Go is a ticking timebomb and it's all but guaranteed to culminate in something hilarious and stupidly tragic
>finally got a gf
>too emotionally insecure to trust her
>spend more time on her Facebook than my own making sure she doesn't talk about other guys
>she does
>never say anything even though it kills me inside every time I see it
I just can't fucking stop anons
stop doing that
who cares
in these situations, any attention is positive attention
don't be fazed by it
cheaters and flirtatious types want you to be jealous
if you refuse them that, it proves you're not willing to play their game
deadpan the whole thing so she doesn't get the stimulation she craves from mindfucking you
>>29944371
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING NORMALFAGS SHITTING UP MY FUCKING BOARD
JUST FUCK OFF TO REDDIT/FACEBOOK WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM
FUCKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29944479
This
There's a million places for you normie scum to go,stay in any of them.
Would anyone of you even be a good bf if a girl was interested in you? How would you put your effort into being a good bf? What nonsexual activities would you do with a hypothetical gf?
>>29944363
No
I wouldn't
Very little because I want to be alone most of the time
I don't think I'd ever do anything sexual.
All I ever think about when fapping is mommy issue related stuff like tits and pampering. Probably try to have the most fun I can.
>>29944363
Having a gf is a huge emotional risk for a robot. I can never understand robots who wants a gf. If you're a normalfuck then fair game, but robots should stay away from emotional relationships
Is Pokemon GO the most normie game in existence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBnm6uO0hI&feature=youtu.be
Don't pretend you didn't play it
Literal human sheep. How did it come to this?
>>29944369
I didn't and don't ever plan to. The phone I own can't even run it.
Fact: There is nothing cuter than small boobs in a loose tank top.
Fact: Small boobs are the pinnacle of perfection and are a non-negotiable requirement for any rating over 5/10.
Another reason why women have it on easy mode.
Who other than mental derranged fetishists would ever say a man with a small dick is the pinnacle of perfection?
>>29944448
Romans.
>>29944342
E-even boy-boobs?
>tfw can hear my neighbor beating and raping his cute daughter at night
Should I call the police or keep masturbating?
>>29944315
Why not both?
>outdated memes
Does she enjoy it?
>>29944315
It's too late, she's used goods already. Fap away
>put metal shrapnels into the oil tank of my wagie neighbour's car
>hear his car dying and him yelling this morning
>>29944277
You fool, you don't bite hands that feed you
>>29944277
>what are gas filters, injectors and fuel lines that would stop metal sharpnel to reach the combustion chamber
at least you tried OP
sincerly: /o/
>>29944277
You're doing the Lord our God's work anon
![mr_bean_edit_3171783b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GxMIecI.jpg "mr bean edit 3171783b[1]")
