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If you could take a pill and go back to highschool for a year, would you do it?
>no one would remember you or what you did afterwards
>you would be your age on the inside but young on the outside
I guess. I had some good times after high school though. Actually, all of my good times were after high school. However, they're not good enough to cling on to. Might as well try to uncuck my life if given a chance.
>If you could take a pill and go back to highschool for a year, would you do it?
What would happen when the year is up?
I don't like my life now but high school was pure hell desu not sure I could stomach it
What would a 27 year old beta lord gain by turning into a 17 year old beta lord? High school life would still be the same for me. Its quite said that i havent done anything to change myself since finishing high school. Still the same weak beta bitch.
Even sadder still, as i type this i know I won't be doing anything to change myself anyway.
Any other 25+ anons with dick problem?
My dick is not getting hard anymore
What happened to it, anon?
I hope you didn't fall for the jelqing meme.
>>29945391
Erectile dysfunction...just see the doctor, common curable disease...chill, bro.
My dick is only 4 and half inches. I had my chance with a qt 19 year old and she went to unbuckle my pants and I pulled away because I was so scared.
Now that the dust has settled I think we can agree most black people are actually shit, lets post the most common red flags
>hates "white america" but is happy to waste their tax money
>complains about muh slavery despite never being a slave
>doesnt care about the slavery going on in the world right now that is far worse than anything their ancestors experienced
>"hates" racism (white people) but is racist toward spics and asians
>mentions muh dick unironically
>doesn't recognise that rap hurts black people rather than helping them
>they are black
>congregates in and around convenience stores on Thursday nights (why thursday?)
>slow walks in front of cars, most pedestrians will speed up to a degree out of courtesy or something
>toothpick in mouth, you're not fucking razor ramon or anything
>>29945931
You're trying way too hard, my man.
ITT: You ask me for advice and i'll give it to you.
Simple, right?
I'll respond to every poster in the thread.
>inb4 /adv/
/adv/ is for normies
how to get gf?
>>29945279
Use nerve gas
>>29945288
No, nerve gas is
how do i pretend to give a fuck when my friend tells me about his normie gf problems
>Chad starts talking to me
>Say "go away I know your kind"
>He thinks its a joke
>He hasn't left me alone for the past 3 days
how do I get him to leave me alone
>>29945204
>give him a lethal dose of morphine
totally origino
splash your starbucks latte at him anon
>>29945234
you're implying I'm a normie and go starbucks
why are you not muslimming yet anon?
>arranged marriage tfw qt3.14 is arranged for you
>no cheating gf because she will die by punishment
>no need to spend money on going chasing girls
>not unemployed, and actually have a meaningful life and carreer, because women not allowed to work and steal jobs from men.
>no distraction from stacey as all stacey is wearing similar burka
>no traffic jams or uncapable drivers on the road as women not allowed to drive
>allowed to have upto 4 wives simultaniously tfw.exe
>no stress to chase after women, or jobs, so plenty of free time to study fine arts, or read literature
>afterlife promising lots of virgins to have seex with
see you soon in muslim land anons! we are waiting here to welcome you.
tfw when no comfy muslim
>>29945187
dont forget to mention the free tendies - pork not allowed, so tendies all day every day
>>29945187
because I'm not a faggot like OP yet
>You'll never know what it's like to wake up in bed with some
Relationships are overrated if you're a robot.
Some fat girl on tumblr probably drew this
>you'll never know what it's like to wake up with a girl either side cuddling you
Wait I've done that loads of times kek
Really makes you think...Really makes you think...
>>29945108
We need Reviewbrah more then ever now
>>29945108
wow, i am now an alt-right supporter!!
>>29945119
why are you bullying him by implying he's some /pol/-retard?
How many cocks do you think a qt girl like this has taken?
>>29945046
My guess would be about 40.
But, if she is a prostitute then over 9000.
0 or her insides would not be intact
>>29945046
Probably between 15 and 20. Women like having sex with hot guys, and a girl as hot as that could have any guy, and she probably does. Sluttiness is glorified in our current society.
Who here /nevertips/ ?
>just getting out of the shower and drying off
>can hear the pizzaman knocking on the door and ringing the doorbell
>take my time finishing up, go to the door
>pizza man is visably upset, order comes to somwhere around 20$, give him exact change
>hands me the pizza while I give him the cash, still has his hand open
>close the door in his face
>>29945030
Literal fucking scum.
You're probably a virgin neet who has no idea how hard these people actually work
>>29945030
Nah I tip, always tip. I used to tip 5 dollars every time, no matter the price of the order (for food delivery like pizza and stuff).
What do you think about that, stingy anon?
>>29945075
Then the boss should pay them a fucking wage, why should I pay someone twice
SA girls aged 15 to 19 are up to 8 times more likely to be HIV+ than boys
https://africacheck.org/reports/yes-sa-girls-aged-15-19-8-times-likely-hiv-boys/
As a hetorosexual man it is incredibly hard to get HIV. As a heterosexual girl it isnt. Also niggers rape even their own families regularily for ooga booga jungle superpowers.
>>29944942
Are there any actual slavs on /r9k/?
>>29945017
yep, im one of them, not proud of being here
Anyone else annoyed that you don't get a chance with ANYONE you're interested in?
>be 14 years old
>girls go for the 18-20 year olds
>be 18 years old
>girls go for the 30 year old
>get called a pedophile if you go for the 14 year oldFeminism
no sorry youre wrong here
>>29944890
You're not too young, you are just a dumb uggo.
How do I opt out of society? How do I live and not contribute to it?
Don't say NEET because they too rely on the government or their parents.
>>29944869
build a log house in the middle of nowhere
grow your own fruit, vegetables, have a chicken or two for meat and eggs
going to dump some survival infographs now
>>29944925
Thanks senpai. Can this be done in Australia though?
>>29944925
Yea but hes still relying on the laws of physics anon...
>See people using Tinder
>Download it
>Put three pictures up of myself and swipe some chicks
>Literally 10 seconds after 6th swipe I get a match
>Organize a date this week
>I used Tinder for 10 seconds and got a date
So /r9k/, why aren't you taking advantage of the modern dating scene?
>"dating"
its an app for girls to get free meals, anon
have your tried it while being ugly and socially retarded and NEET?
I haven't, but I can easily calculate that it wouldn't work.
>>29944865
Chad, please go away, please.
Does he have crooked teeth?
That means he's sucked too much cock. There's a reason robots don't like to smile with teeth.
This only offends you if you have Crookies. Prove you not a cock thirsting manwhore by posting your teeth.
I have fucked up teeth due to genetics but I'm trying to fix it with braces. I spare people around me from seeing it by not smiling or talking unless necessary
>>29945055
>muh genetics
Surgery won't unsuck those wieners.
who /straightteeth/ here?
oreganofqggot
