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How do you stop going back to bed? Whatever I do I say fuck it and go back to bed every morning. How do I stop this?
>>29949264
>tfw Patrick hit wizard status
I relate more to Patrick the Wombat than to humans
>turn 29 today
>haven't kiss a girl
>still live with parents
>get asked why i have no kids or gf
>pretend im all about sex no commitments
1 more year...
Any robots in brooklyn today?
gg
nah
QUEENS
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>>29949315
Is queens worth going to? Im here for a week but bored outta my mind because i ran out of weed
Reporting in, tbphwy.
>le "long hair is bad" meme
You guys don't actually believe this, right?
prety sure attractive people can get away with wearing whatever the fuck they want.
But hey, at least this guy didnt fall for the meme
>>29949307
He would look just as beta without the long hair
>>29949330
at least then he wouldn't get constantly bullied for going out of the norm
only attractive people are truly free in this world
Hi /r9k/.
I'm sorry, I'm not a robot.
inb4 REEEEEEE
Some months ago I was baiting on here and moaning on how moral doesn't exist and Nietzsche is pretty darn cool and other similar crap. An Anon posting Christ-chan was calmly trying to convince me I'm extremely wrong and unhappy and i kept being aggressive.
Anon, if you recognise yourself from the described situation, can you please reply? I really need to talk to you again.
>>29949247
Chances are, that christian jerk isn't here anymore. I tried my best to get rid of them.
>>29949247
Ayo gurl wat up it me crish chon wat u need
>>29949283
cheap. try again maybe
>Gelbooru now has ads that get past adblock
>>29949235
Are you retarded? You literally hover the ads and add them to the blocklist
>>29949505
It doesn't work for those ads.
uBlock fixed it but adblock doesn't work for them anymore.
>>29949860
Not seeing any ads using ublock origin. Is it one of those ones that randomly pop up and make you wait for 10s before proceeding or something?
>tfw imagining being a girl gives me more pleasure than having sex with one
H-How did it come to this?
>>29949206
nothing wrong with that, just because a few sexually insecure redditors tell you you're a fag doesn't mean you should feel ashamed
>>29949449
I knew this would happen. Ever since I got my first (and hardest) boner putting on women's clothing and lurking crossing forums and stores.
I never knew it affected my sexuality so much.
>>29949206
Trust me OP, as a tranny gone through with everything sex as a girl sucks. Men have way more pleasure in it and are almost guaranteed to have at least some fun and for it not to hurt. The sex and relationship part of living as a woman is the worst part, don't fantasise about it
What's she looking for in there?
>>29949180
Chad slipped and fell in, probably. She's gotta fish him out.
>>29949180
Where her genetics are hiding that's making her so fat.
>>29949180
A wireless mouse. She dun goofed.
Any gamer robots out there?
What games are you playing?
blyat striketfw silver
Csgo
I'm still on my placements. I did pretty good today so I'm expecting to be placed around nova 3 or 2.
>>29949113
I'm playing kiddie Nintendo shit.
>Currently softbanned in smash
God damn it.
I want to hug the Anzu
>>29949081
Only when she is in costume and has her makeup on
I want to hug anzu from behind
>>29949081
She looks like a child.
Not original, apparently.
>tfw guy at work today asked if I was Jewish
Who /feeling schemish/ here?
Have any of you been asked this question by friends or work colleagues?
>work as a cashier
>customers sometimes leave their change
>always take it and pocket it
>sometimes >$1 a shift
>mfw changebucket is almost full
>work at mcdonalds, drinks are behind the counter
>customers never specify what size soda they want so I always give them a small filled to the top with ice
OP here.
>tfw parents gave me 40 dollars to spend while at my aunt's for a week but never spent it
>never told my aunt I had 40 dollars on me, so she would give me money for lunch on some days and I'd go out instead for a relaxing walk in town while finding a random meal on a restaurant menu, so I could tell her what I had if she asks
Do women prefer white or black horse cocks. Femanons, which horsecock would you suck?
>>29949008
This is horrific. what the fuck?
>>29949008
>Femanons, which horsecock would you suck?>not sucking both :3c
>>29949008
>cutfags
Enjoy dragging your dickhead through dirt.
so I drew this a few months ago because I felt I'd need it for a lot of threads on here
the thing is as you can tell I suck at paint. I wanted the chick on his right arm to wrap her legs around his arm and I wanted the chicksto generally not look like shit.
Anybody on here right now that's got more talent with the MSPaint and a few spare minutes? I'd love a better version of this
if you got it, bump with OC it'll be greatly appreciated
>I don't enjoy sex with my girlfriend anymore
>I don't feel appreciated at my 100k job
I'm such a robot :C
>>29949170
as i've said, if you think you got the talent, please help me out anon
this is my oc see attach oroginal comentadios
>looking at all my old friends and coworkers profiles on LinkedIn
>although probably fluffed up, but they all have nice sounding careers and jobs
>I'm still at home working retail
THATS FUCKING IT
I NEED TO FIND A BETTER JOB AND CAREER
I don't even go on Facebook or social media because of how embarrassed I am that I've accomplished nothing in life when everyone else moved on
At least you've got a job.
Also stop comparing yourself to others.
>thought i would have a good job in life and all those dumb ass "chads" and "stacies" would be working shit jobs kissing my ass
>i end up working factoryshit and they all have good professional careers
JUST
>>29949167
>Also stop comparing yourself to others.
>Things betas say
Go for the best OP, fuck normies over until you reach the top
Okay, we've seen the red flags for both bots and fembots, now what are your green flags?
What do you want/need in a romantic life partner?
>patient enough with me to understand how terrifying intimacy is for me
>not desperate for sex/slutty (no sexual experience preferred for obvious reasons)
>decent taste in games
>at least somewhat similar taste in music
>natural hair colour
>not fat (skinny preferred so that I don't feel like shit for being skeletal)
>enjoys the quiet moments of just chilling out and chatting
>open to cuddling
I feel like I'm too picky but whatever.
>>29948981
>not ugly
>not fat
>not insane
>virgin
>loves me
>>29948981
>not fat
>faithful
>willing to put up with crap, as am i
>tfw have a gf and shes not putting up with my "crap"
>>29948981
These are necessities
>loves me
>sentient
These are amenities
>corporeal
>agreeable personality
Will probably drop sentience to amenity soon
Have you guys heard about this?
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/04/the-sexodus-part-1-the-men-giving-up-on-women-and-checking-out-of-society/
https://discoverjapannow.wordpress.com/2013/11/04/who-are-japans-grass-eaters/
Reading those made me realize that perhaps this is the best era for autists and spergs. Feminism and its advocates have rendered so many males alienated that autists and spergs share their circumstance (to an extent) with more people they otherwise would in any previous time.
That was back when Milo was a serious journalist. Good times.
>>29948965
Sure its a great time to be an autist, but we really should be trying to fix society so we dont get so many of them. Current climate turns men into overly sheltered mentally ill suicides waiting to happen.
>>29948995
He doesn't take it seriously now?
