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Are you guys ready for the day of rage?
This is your chance for a normie uprising that you so desperately want to happen.
>Normie uprising
No, you twit. We want a beta uprising.
>>29951492
Monster Hunter Generations comes out on that day so I'll have more important things to do.
I heard about this, not sure how legit it is
But if black people are just gonna go around and commit racially motivated violence, then bring on the race war and let's fucking eradicate the nigs once and for all.
Would you fuck a cyborg?
>>29951465
Cyborg meaning missing limbs or has experienced both sides of the normie/robot spectrum?
Someone who knows both sides would be perfect for me. I've done both.
>>29951465
Do you even know where you are?
Originalalala
But of course, that is my fetish.
What are your experiences with girls on public transportation?
>>29951439
None. They stay far away from me and I don't bother them. They have places to be and shit to do and nobody wants to talk to anyone. It's a public bus, not a bar.
>>29951439
They don't sit next to me but that's ok because I don't want anyone sitting next to me. Leave me alone, I just want to get home.
>>29951439
I'm avoiding physical and eye contact
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
>>29951415
Dogs should be genocided
>>29951566
Don't even Iook at me... i'll stab yer mum senpai
>>29951566
Dogs should be given to me*
Yes I agree completely
>"Give me ONE good reason why I should hire you over the young muscle hunk I've yet to interview"
What do?
>>29951409
Because I'm bisexual and it's discrimination if you don't
Present my resume if it's a career job. I must at least have some qualification
Or say, I am that hunk.
>>29951530
Eye candy > experience when females hire males
true fact desu
>mom caught me fapping to bestiality
It's over
Dinner in 20 minutes
She probably told dad already
fucking kill me fuck fuck FUCK
sorry to hear man. but that shits wrong, dont do it mkay
>>29951363
>normalfags
>get out
>ree
>>29951337
Best get your rope ready, son.
Todd Howard
Chad or robot?
>>29951269
Chadbot tbqhwy
0 = robot
100 = chad
85
Isn't Todd like 5'8? You can't be a short Chad, they don't exist
Nineteen and need vodka. What do?
If you suck my dick I'll buy you vodka
>21
>>29951240
Be European like me :^)
>tfw don't have to wait until I'm 21 to buy booze
>>29951267
I fucking hate that buloshit law. Bouta break it tho. Gonna contact my drug dealer friend and see if he knows anything about places that don't card
>It's another anon dreams about having a wife & kids episode
>>29951236
>it's another "anon wishes he was living the american dream" episode
>It's an all new episode of anon imagines his pillow is a girl he saw on his fake okcupid account
>This shows on every night and every morning
>>29951236
>It's a dream with the girl I love
NORMALFAGS GET OUT. REEEEEEE
Origano Commento
Do I belong here?
mister braun
>>29951388
Where did attachment go?
>i want you the fucking fuck out of my house within the next week!
What did my dad mean by this?
it means get the fucking fuck out of his house within the next week
You must either defeat him in a fight to the death or be exiled from your own home. You have one week to accomplish this.
>>29951235
How though? I've never had a job, no friends, etc.
Should I just kill myself and reroll? I know where my dad keeps his guns and ammo. It's not like I am particularly attached to this life anyways.
>know at least two cute girls had crushes on me in Highschool
>mfw I realize that they would have masturbated thinking about me
>>29951203
How do you know?
>tfw not a single woman has ever been attracted to me
Although even if there were I was too awkward to tell or do anything about it
>>29951257
their friends told me
don't worry anon I sperged out both times and did nothing with either of them
>>29951203
Did they use this?
Do you?
>fat virgins actually think they can get a GF now that girls "like" pokemon
lmao nice try losers, i'd much rather hunt pokemon with chad who is also playing it
Normie here, I cruise around on my longboard with my girlfriend playing Pokemon Go. We often see gangs of autist nerds and laugh at them.
why did you cover up her photo and name?
you can't hide from the beta uprising bitch
>"Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time."
>>29951161
I did not need to remember that phase of my life.
>>29951194
I went through it as well anon, I went through it as well.
DANCE FUCKER DANCE
NORMIE NEVER HAD A CHANCE
Can't wait to see misogynists get BTFO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOV7_U3bBVw
https://www.patreon.com/popdetective
Here's one on emotional expression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5ICVEIRIk&feature=youtu.be
Let me guess, a nu-male giving advice on how to be a nu-male. No thank you.
>>29951139
His point about extremes of masculinity are pretty true, the obsession with alpha/beta needs to end.
Still there's no hope for me being a KHV and all.
>>29951139
WHO CARES
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