How to trigger a weedfag
>just don't smoke it
That's literally all it takes.
Pretty much, fampire. I'm pretty stoner looking (even have the long hair and listen to stoner rock) and potheads get so triggered when they find out I don't smoke.
>>29939263
But then i wouldnt find any on the ground
>>29939291
>labeling yourself and your look
>/r/eddit
When you were a young boy you probably imagined that women loved flowers, poems, heart shaped candies....etc.
Then you grew up and realized how far from the truth this is. Women enjoy being slapped, manhandled, spanked, taken control of, exploited....etc. How fucked up is this? What human being could possibly enjoy these things?
90% of women have submissive fantasies. Most seem to have no compunction against homosexuality, and falsely imagine men are the same way. A startling number have had sexual encounters with animals; many report shaking orgasms after compelling...
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>>29939219
They need to be humbled by force. A good backhand once in a while to learn their fucking place.
>>29939219
they're just trying to find the strongest/wealthiest mate who can take care of them
don't pretend men don't fantasize about being powerful and dominant slapping around a submissive girl
>>29939219
They are animals just like you and I anon. Only difference is men strive to be more than just an animal meanwhile most women just want to fuck whoever gives them tinglies
The best thing you could do is settle with a virgin waifu. That way if she ever cheats on you, you could at least say you broke it in
> dad thinks you're a virgin so he tells you to get an escort over the weekend when he and my mom go on vacation
I don't know, I'm really weirded out by it..He said a lot of them are clean but I don't want to get aids. the whole thing made me uncomfterble..advice?
Are you a virgin tho
tell him to give you neetbux for it and then spend that on onaholes and lube
>>29939225
This tbhwymf
Anyone care to share their experiences paying for sex with Shemales or had a session with a Dominatrix?
For me:
6 Shemales
2 Shemale Dommes
2 Females (thinking I was about to see a Shemale)
4 Female Dommes
I wanted to suck off a ts girl until she came, but this only happened with 2/8 of them, all the others either couldn't get hard or refused to cum for me. Of the two that did, only one was a pleasureable experience. The first shemale I saw I asked her to throat fuck me, but I then threw up on her cock. She was grossed out but still sucked me...
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Ask me anything.
I originally went into detail giving each girl a /10 rating and profiling the whole experience, but then I lost the post because it was too long. so FML.
If y'all are interested and the post gets hot I'll probs write these again
Are you not worried about STDs with this?
Roughly 50% of transsexual escorts were reported to have HIV
Even with just oral, that's high risk
>>29939270
Meh, only one of them came in my mouth so i'm not that worried. None of them fucked me in the ass
songs that are literally you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGE7CKGS3IE
>>29939130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prBaZzYmQrI
pretty much me op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY1sBXjl0s8
There is a good reason that I belong here and it is best described by my identification with this song.
https://youtu.be/sGL5SXrCFXk
:^))))))
>TFW you didn't grow up in a time when it was acceptable to beat the autism out of a kid at a young age.
There where no robots before 1970. Could have avoided this. FML.
weren't there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dirac#Personality
>>29939102
there were actually. Also, back then, those of us on the spectrum would have been at a high risk of being institutionalized for life.
>>29939207
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dirac#Personality
He was married you tard. Go ahead give it another shot tho, I've got all night.
It's 6 am here in the UK and I haven't slept a wink since 10 am yesterday.
It's relaxing being NEET but can get pretty depressing.
Let's talk robots, how are you doing today, tell me about yourself?
This place makes me comfy and I'd like to help make it cool for you too!
Let your thoughts go.
I feel pretty nebulous atm and I honestly can't remember if I'm high something may have broken but I don't know what to expect from the never ending nights.
I love all of you!
Sad bump because I need someone to talk to :(
>>29939074
I am aimless and desperately seek direction.
>>29939138
You want to talk about it friend?
>jerking it to some gross fetish porn
>hhhhhhnggggg
>cum
>just put my undies back on and don't clean up
who else does this? been doing this... since I could jerk off I guess.
The only drawback is you have tons of cum stains on your clothing. Not ideal.
one of my t-shirts was permanently warped by pre-cum stains, makes it look like an outie belly button.
>>29939071
why not just use some paper towel ya dickhead?
>>29939071
whats the most funniest/hilarious Alex Jones videos?
I could use a good laugh.
>I have literally not once in my life been able to orgasm without imagining myself as a robot
Why do fetishes even fucking exist
I just want to be normal
>>29939033
>I wanna be ass-raped by communist gulag guards, after they beat, starve, and shave me
>>29939033
I want to fuck a robot
>>29939172
>tfw not physically a robot
Ok let's settle this once and for all
>be me
>be 21
>have 5 past sexual partners that were virgins
>be 6 feet tall, good looking guy
Ok /r9k/ let's get this straight. If you settle and yes I mean settle for a girl who has had sex, you are a cuckold by default. By settling with a girl who has had sex with another man you are accepting the fact that the very face you kiss and love has been face fucked to the point of her nearly passing...
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>>29939020
i really wish people put more effort into their bait these days
>>29939020
I've been seeing this pasta for two goddamn years.
Two. Years.
>>29939043
Nigga two years is fucking nothing
/tv/ literally revolves the entirety of their discussion around the Bane meme and their bizarre pedophile pastas (Like half their shit is 13-15 year old girls with something called Banji and that one little bitch who was on Walking Dead).
It's why I came here. At least there's some variety.
>be me, lean and cunning predator
>looking for an assistant for my nighttime news gathering service
>i decided to stop fucking around and just flat-out try to become the movie character
>get very few replies to my craigslist ad
>pick the least qualified guy for an interview
>i arrange to have him meet me at the local denny's
>he's a young guy, clearly...
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>>29939002
>get up from computer chair
>water my plant
>>29939002
>the guy from the movie wasn't like, 16, dude
anon you have to be 18 to browse this site
>>29939002
this is a quality story OP. thank you for sharing your autism with us.
I am considering chemical castration.
I have jerked off at least once per day for 15 years. I know for a fact without this urge and distraction I would achieve so much more.
Just take a knife and cut your dick off, fagget
>>29939001
This fuck you op original
Implying youll lose the urge
Enjoy prostate stimulation everyday.
JUST
>Skinny as fuck
>Eat more
>Work out
>My ass gets fat as fuck and as I gain muscle
>Realize I have skinny shoulders
>Wide hips
>Look like a freak with no clothes on
Should I end it bros?
>>29938919
I know this is bait but post pics
Sounds like a perfect trap bod. Post pics of your femdick
>>29938942
>>29938944
END MY SUFFERING HOW DO I STOP THIS?
Tfw normies have shows where they bait us robots out and ruin our lives for their own entertainment.
They were lucky enough to enjoy prime females but want to deny the same joy to robots.
>>29938853
normies are cruel people, us robots are just seeking sexual intercourse
>be American
>going to the beach
>lured into a nearby house with cookies
>weird guy starts reading my erp logs
>cops tackle and arrest me
>they show it on tv
>millions clapping
>go to jail
>mfw just wanted to go to the beach
>>29938853
>us normies
>the pedos went out of their way to MEET someone
fuck off, normie, I like cheesepizza like the next guy but I ain't living my room for it.
i feel like ranting for a bit if thats alright some things i need to get off my chest
I feel that this life in this day and age has lost all integrity and dignity, society is a disease. I know all of this has been said several times before but hear me out. Whats the point of it all? what point is there in improving when 99.9% don't give a shit about you and are largely so infatuated with themselves and material possessions to care. Who are you becoming better for? yourself? I can promise being better doesn't do shit to fill the void. you can only distract yourself...
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>>29938850
so what should I do?
>inb4 kill myself
>>29938906
are you asking me what to do or telling me to kill myself?
>>29938972
You're saying that nothing is worth doing. That even self improvement is useless in the long run. What is left to do? Extract joy wherever I can?