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robot was he?
>>29937055
he was a chad who got hexed by a robot. Medieval gals crave giants cock.
>>29937082
thaht thing
chad
XD
>HOLD THE DOOR
>HOLD DOOR
>HODOR
10/10 writing
/r9k/ is utter garbage, and it's possible that your life is as well if you're here surfing in it. Why not share your terrible taste in music with other people with terrible taste in order to ease the suffering?
plug.dj/the-groove-room/
Commencing initial bump.
Currently listening to jam rock.
Get in here, robots. It's lonely.
Why is'nt there a huge push for legalizing prostitution, that make so much money... everyone would do it at least once.
Imagine: Are you a virgin? Come to Tenny's and someone experienced in stealing virginities will fuck you for $499
If you allow legal prostitution, you take away all the power women have over men.
>>29936947
Here we were, seriously considering the legality of buying and selling human beings. Incredible. Debate regarding the purchase, sale, and trading of women and girls should not be part of any discussion in our society, and we as a nation should condemn any country that would allow such a conversation or such a practice.
I hate the idea of women making a lot of money and living lavishly for being born with a fucking vagina. Then when hookers are old and used up they'll find some simp to marry who "doesn't care about her past". Seriously fuck women and fuck men who enable them.
Are you robots REALLY this desperate to attempt comedy? And you say us femanons are devoid of humor LOL.
Like get a fucking life, go and get real girls and not internet girls, kthxbai <3
>>29936920
>roasties being this cuntburnt over men not wanting to marry their used-up beef socks
MGTOW CONFIRMED FOR ULTIMATE ROASTIE BTFO
>>29936920
>fembot
>types like a typical airhead stacy
Nice try anonsaged
>>29936920
Fuck off, roastie scum
Fuck off robot this is origano
I fucked your waifu in every whole, what you gonna do about it? faggy robot.
damn sam is an ugly motherfucker and he fucked all the roasties r9k obsesses, shits pathetic.
yeah right, I know what you gonna do, you are going to transition into a "female" thats how desperate for affection you are.
thats sad, really sad, even as a no life nerd you fail.
JUST stream your suicide anon.
He's tall, redpilled and alpha, which is all that matters
>have enough money to fall for the travel meme and explore the world
>no friends
>nobody to go with
>would have to be an autist traveling alone feeling lonely by myself
>tfw
pic related
To me, the idea of travelling with anybody but myself is annoying.
unless it was my qt gf
>>29936894
>tfw no qt gf to travel the world with
>>29936865
just imagine people speaking swedish and you are down below those buildings instead of above them.
Well robooots, would you have sex with a pure virgiiin or just a virgiin? I'm 27 and am considering lowing my standards from a pure virgin to just a "eyes" virgin given i am still a virgin. Would you settle for a false virgin if you were me? Doesn't it diiisgust and effeminate you to go as loow to have sex with a woman who has already leet another man soil and dehymen her????
>>29936818
Top and middle are both okay.
>>29936818
Your Pure virgins don't exist, unless you get them young and keep them locked in your house for their entire life.
Otherwise a your Pure virgin will get some dick and end up wanting tons more from chad and tyrone. Usually they have sex for the first time in college/away from home/daddy. Thats when they become the usual cockgobbler like all women.
Your virgin is the only real virgin. A girl who knows about sex, but goes against society and abstains from it.
False Virgin: Oral sex and Anal sex are sex.
I suppose I am hypocritical about masturbation, but women who masturbate are disgusting overstimulated whores.
also gtfo underage redditor newfaggot summerfag
>>29936818
Its so funny to me when you autist talk about "lowering your standards" and "only accepting virgins" when we all know your ugly, fat loser ass doesn't have a shot in hell of ever coming close to your ideal wothout comitting a crime to do so.
Kys
These piece of shit normies are having sex in the building across the street from mine with the blinds wide open. And in another apartment I see a girl bring her boyfriend over as they cuddle sensually for ours with the blinds open. Neither of the couples have any reason to keep the blinds opem other than to show off. They're view is shit since the see nothing other than the building I live in. Why is it not enough for normies to enjoy what they have? Why must they remind others of the joy they have that we don't?
>>29936800
If they're invading your NEET space you must REEEEEEEE yourself into a coma. Once you arrive at your destination they will never touch you because no one can be happy in your head.
>>29936800
>not blackmailing them
It's your time to shine op
You can still get one up on those degenerates
>>29936890
>no one can be happy in your head
You just described my entire life.
Who else has fucking normalfags walking up and down their street at all hours of the day playing Pokemon Go?
I just went to get some fast food and saw large groups of normal scum walking around with their phones out, shits pissing me off.
>>29936799
Why would you care. Robots don't leave the house.
wrong board go to /v with this subject matter you sperg
>6'1
>Normal looking face
>7' penur
>140 lbs
>look way to young (15) for my age (19)
WHY CAN'T I GAIN ANY FUCKING WEIGHT I LOOK LIKE A FREAK
Eat more.
There's probably like a 0.000001% chance you have a hormonal disorder that you can't overcome by eating more.
Go online and buy weight gainer and have 2 shakes a day. Buy nutella/peanut butter and eat a spoonful whenever you go by the kitchen. Put a teaspoon or two of olive oil in your meals. Fast food is cheap and convenient.
Just eat, eat, eat. It's hard at the beginning but your body will adjust.
>>29936778
just uhhh drink a gallon of uhh milk uhhh a day
>7' penor
because you're unable to figure out how many calories you need to eat in a day to gain weight for some reason. but eat calorie and nutrient dense foods like nuts, greek yogurt, and milk.
What are /r9k/ thoughts on the Amazing atheist latest video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4lFSq_Efzk
>Amazing Atheist
OP...Don't post again
>>29936774
I know this post is a joke. But inform me why?
its just a meme people are going along with
hurr durr bananna man
It's a good video if you follow along with all the sjw crap going on right now.
>tfw no thick futa gf with a nice big thick dick
Why can't they be real?Why can't I find any shemale porn like this?
this feel is way too real
POST FUTA NOW GO
BUMP FOR FUTA THREAD
>tfw you'll never feel a thicc futa's tits and belly pin you down as she holds your wrists out against the bed and prone bones you
wtf?
WHATCHA SMOKIN ON /R9K/
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIOLI COMIN ATCHA WITH CUUUUUUUUSTOMGROOOW420000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!
>>29936722
YOUTUBEYOUTUBEYOUTUBE
His friends are kinda chill, but I wouldn't wanna smoke with Joelie Ollie because he gets his wet lips all over the joint and he's a little irritating
I'd much rather blaze with marijuanaman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6yLlIGXYo
If cis girls don't like you you why don't you just get a nice transgirl?
An attractive transgirl is harder to get than an attractive cisgirl.
stop posting yourself you dumb faggot abomination
>>29936702
>transgirl
>nice
Pick one
How do wagecucks do it?
I'm working part time, 3 days a week, for less than 20 hours, in a calm and slow grocery store with mostly girls.
And it still sucks ass. I hate dealing with customers and having to fix up some stupid ass fruit display. It's all so tedious.
How do wagecucks (NOT PEOPLE WITH A CAREER) do it for hours and hours every day?
>>29936683
they do it because mommy and daddy aren't there to breastfeed them
>>29936683
They don't get any joy out of the alternative, collecting retard money and posting frogs on a chinese finger-painting mailing list.
>>29936683
Because it is the duty of every capable man to pull his own weight
