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COOL VIBRATIONS
>>29934768
GIVE ME LOVE AND MONEY
>>29934780
BABY MAKE UP YOUR MIND
>>29934882
WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO NIGHT
So?...what do you freaks think. Am I wrong?
>>29934741
dont give a shit fuck off
>>29934764
This tbhqhwymfmldd
>>29934741
take some English classes then come back and try again.
Act like a total dick, I guarantee you will be swimming in pussy. Say things that are wildly misogynistic and offensive, and when she gasps in horror, you need to double down and go even harder.
When you fuck, just fuck like a wild animal. Fuck her as if she was nothing but a cum-slut whore
Sounds like a great strategy for a happy and fulfilling life. Thanks OP
Like all things, it only works if you're attractive. WHAT you do is of little consequence.
> be a dickhead for easy pussy meme
I bet you fell for the "bros before ho's" meme
Anyone wanna play some vidya with me? Or just talk?
>>29934545
I can talk to you if you want, can't play vidya because no good PC unfortunately
>>29934545
if your a qt fembot sure.
My computers down right now but I still have console (if you have it), and sure I'll talk to you
Man, this is dumb.
Normies give me the advice all my life to be confident, stand tall, etc., but I'm too short for that. When someone short acts unconfident, they're called a beta manlet. When they act confident (even things such as trying to build muscle, etc.), it's seen as trying to compensate for their height.
Why do normies have such double standards.
Oh, and trust me, I'm not the type of person to blame everything on my height. This is the only real problem I have with it because it's unavoidable with how normies view others.
>>29934535
ashley is that you??
>>29934810
nope. Sorry, my guy
maybe it's different people who say these things
Bed time, wagecuck. You got a big day tomorrow. Remember to set your alarm.
> Sees thread
> Waiting with NEET-kun for the wagie ragie
>inb4 rage wagies all apparently have careers that pays $1,000,000 per sec for browsing 4chan
>wagies unironically believe setting an alarm is normal human behaviour
>mfw my doggo drools all over my bed
>>29934374
>not hugging your doggo because he's so precious
>>29934374
>not fucking him in the ass
>doggo starts licking her nasty butt on my bed
>fling her across the room
knife through the chest seems easy and quick
>>29934356
haha what's the headline going to be on r/4chan. Maybe "Robot finds a way to kill himself". Lol that would really get upvotes.
>>29934468
I hope you're not implying I post anything on there. And if redditfags want to laugh at me then fine, it's anonymous.
Knife piercing through the heart most likely won't kill you. You have about a 40% of success with that method. Bleed out may take a painful couple painful hours.
Hi Chad Normie here.
AMA.
>>29934317
Are you the guy I used to shit post with on /v/ and we used to BTFO the blizzard shills?
>>29934339
No. I don't know who you're talking about.
>>29934360
He always posted a picture of tom cruise laughing
like you did
>hey anon guess what
>what mom
>your first best friend is pregnant
>oh wow
>when are you planning on settling down with a nice guy
>y-y-you too mom
>tfw 23 year old kissless virgin
>>29934315
I'm a nice guy. Now fuck me.
>>29934315
KEEP TRYING, ANON. I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!
>>29934315
You're either morbidly obese or psychotic. If you were even slightly attractive or cognitively sound, some pseudo chad cyborg wouldve picked u off by now
This show
This show is basically normies pretending to be robots and laughing at how pathetic our lives are.
Fuck this show to Hell with it's unfunny garbage.
>>29934303
>Besto Math teacher in high school was a diagnosed Aspie
>His look of disdain when the show was mentioned
>>29934303
Wow how brave are you anon.
>>29934303
ZimbabwEE
Tell me about your mother, robot.
Questions to consider: What is/was she like? What relationship do you have with her? What are her best and worst qualities? Do you consider it her fault you're a robot? What has she taught you about women?
>What is/was she like?
She's very different from normal women. She grew up in a single father household with her brother. She was, from an early age, doing all the housework. She's the perfect housewife.
>What relationship do you have with her?
A very good one. I'm like her in many regards.
>What are her best and worst qualities?
Best:
She doesn't care about fashion. She has no use for political correctness. She's a great mother, perhaps a little overprotective.
Worst:
It's impossible to lie to her. She's getting older and her mental capabilities are deteriorating quickly. She has no problems making me feel uncomfortable in the presence of others.
>Do you consider it her fault you're a robot?
Definitely. But I'm doing fine these days and wouldn't even call myself a robot anymore.
>What has she taught you about women?
She herself doesn't know much about women. Being raised by a single father who was very restrictive in terms of partying and having boyfriends, she has almost no experience with how typical women behave. She's a strategist who is in it for the long game, she doesn't seem to care about short term pleasures at all, which is very untypical for women these days.
She failed (or maybe my Dad did) at raising my sister, who is a narcissistic slut that makes bad decisions every time she has the chance.
>>29934487
Why do robots always answer every question posted in the OP, even when they're obviously just there to inspire repliers? This isn't a questionnaire.
Classical sign of autism.
>>29934527
I just felt like it
Why aren't you online dating, anon?
Too hard to get replies.
As a """black""" man I don't have good chances.
I managed to get one girl from CL to talk years ago.
One girl recently because she didn't read my profile, we went on a fail date, and another I sperged at because I thought she was ghosting (she was).
Frustrating waste of time.
>>29934276
There isn't anything wrong with a stay at home mom, though...
>lives with parents
She meets one of the qualifications for robotics desu.
Seems like a catchif you give her a couple more babies.
>tfw a qt girl gives you the slightest bit of attention and you fall hard for her and dream about her frequently
why does this happen EVERY fucking time
I went to my place of business today off the clock and one of my female subordinates waved to me and I instantly thought about us settling down and having children.
Not really ashamed about it anymore, just keep it to myself, obviously.
>>29934258
Pretty much this desu, same situation. I am unironically mark from peep show.
>>29934258
Why is nature so cruel? If I could just look at women in a pure sexual sense and get my fulfillment from jacking off to them that would be ok. Instead, I need to have romantic companionship and actual physical touch.
>work at mccuckolds
>constantly spit on normies food
>haven't got fired yet
Who here /doinggodswork/?
>>29934190
i hope you dont spit on the nuggies
>>29934190
Do you not spit on food when you see a fellow robot?
>>29934190
You should put your dick in the fryer.
