>Play pokemon Go
>Go to pokestop
>Meet a cool glasses wearing nerdy black guy there
>Meet an average looking girl there, slightly chubby, but still cute.
>Switched whatsapp numbers with them, and got added to a Pokemon Go group in our city so we can catch pokemon and hangout together later.
>Going on a 5 km jog in the tomorrow morning so I can hatch my pokemon eggs and probably catch some pokemon while I'm on the way.
Pokemon Go made me friends, cured my autism, my edgy racism and is going to make me /fit/.
Tell me again, why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
>>29937972
>walking anywhere
>>29937972
>why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
Because I've spent so much time not being accepted by girls, and therefore never properly fitting in, I fucking hate trends and fads, especially ones that make people stuff themselves into the streets for a fucking wartortle
>>29937972
>why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
I don't play smartphone games other than papi trampoline
I don't need any games other than papi games
they are small, all under 100 kb, and all very fun, for when I need to wait in a lobby somewhere and have 20 minutes to kill. There is no other time I intend to play games on my phone.
>>29937989
Get a bicycle and ride on it anon. It still registers as walking meters.
>Feeling ultra confident after girl chats with me and gives me her number
>Hit on another girl as we walk by each other both playing pokemon
>Fuck it, hit on barrista as I buy coffee, she gives me her number
>3 days later
>1st one gave me a fake number or wrong one because the person I texted had no idea who I was
>Other two flat out ignored text
A-at least I felt confident for a day or two
>>29938031
>papi trampoline
based papi jump
>>29938068
inspirational, to be honest
Because when meeting people, regardless of whether or not it's through a shitty games, the same basic rules still apply.
Rule 1: Be attractive.
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.
>Take a valor gym that has a week Pokemon
>2 college girls start looking at me
>They take it over almost instantly, laugh at me from across the street
>replace it with a weak Pokemon again
>start to walk away
>they shout "hey don't you want to hang out and battle?"
Why must I be mocked every time I try new things?
>going outside
I don't want to die, thanks.
>>29938137
papi trampoline is a much more nuanced game, which depends much more on skill rather than random placement of platforms
I can tell you clearly aren't very good at papi trampoline by this comment. you probably never earned a score over 100k before
>walking around the park behind my house
>two girls walk past me
>say "hey, caught anything good yet?"
>they look past me and say nothing for 2 seconds until one of them says "uhhh not really"
Why is IRL interaction so fucking hard? I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do
>tfw you see couples walking together holding hands playing
>>29938216
You are correct. I loved the papi games I played but never played the trampoline one. Now I'll download it though.
>>29938248
>tfw we live in a world where papi trampoline isn't a mandatory subject taught in schools
>tfw there are people who will never feel the satisfaction and joy that comes with earning a A+++ score in papi trampoline
I don't want to live in this world lads
>>29937972
>No phone
>I don't do the whole sweating thing
>The game is only going to make me sad because of how vidya is just becoming more and more shitty
>>29937972
>Tell me again, why you aren't playing Pokemon Go
1. don't own a smartphone
2. i live in a rural area with dodgy internet connection at best
3. there are like 5 people other than me within 30km of me, they are all old.
>>29938272
fwiw everyone in my school played papi jump
>>29937972
>cured my autism, my edgy racism and is going to make me /fit/
funniest thing I've read all day, thanks op
>>29938184
Just go over there and be cocky, and when they try to be cocky back, be dismissive of it. Jesus dude, they might have been flirting with you and you walked away like a total autist.
>>29937972
>why don't you just go outside and play pokemon
>why not just play the pokemon game where you can't even battle
>why not just go talk to normalfags
>why not just GET A GF from playing pokemon
I play the versions on the actual handhelds, which are OBJECTIVELY better and more fun.
Why would I go walk off to catch 19 zubats in a row?
>why not just play the SHELL of a pokemon game
Good goi normalfags really are this dumb
>>29938068
damn that's kinda messed up
Pokemon go is a city normie meme
You know what would happen if I went to look for pokemon?
fucking nothing
>>29937972
Why did meeting a cool black guy cure your edgy racism? I admit that I do feel very guilty about my views when I meet black people who are perfectly decent guys but the facts and the facts my friend.
the game isn't good enough. i don't care about social interaction enough to play a shit empty game for it
>>29937972
>Americans unironically hang out with niggers
Holy shit, thank God I'm a Yuropoor where racism is implicity agreed upon and blacks are ostracized from white society so we never hang out with them
>>29938459
>>29938849
Back to your containment board.
>>>/pol/
>>29938184
I don't get what this means at all.
>>29938290
>The game is only going to make me sad because of how vidya is just becoming more and more shitty
Play more old games then and stop caring and thinking about stuff you don't like. I know your feel, man. That's why I only play PS2 games.
Not saying you specifically have to play PS2, but just old games in general.
Amazon and eBay are your friends.
>inb4 OMG LE SHILL XDDDDDDD
>>29938881
>/pol/ is a racism containment board
It's a politics board. 4chan doesn't need a racism containment board since most people here are racists anyway. It's inevitable to see nigger hate on all boards so telling people to go to /pol/ every time you see racism on a different board is pointless
>>29937972
>Meet cool black coworker who is actually educated and not niggery
>Realize one oddity does not equate to the whole race
>>29938849
>You'll never talk to an old brother that tells you about good food he makes
A girl at my job said she put on makeup and got dressed up to play Pokemon Go because lonely nerds would be playing it and she wanted to get them to give her free stuff "because she's hot".
>>29938174
thisunoriginal commento[spoiler/]
what are you guy's highest CP level pokemon?
how about rarest pokemon?
>>29938015
you know where a wartortle is bro? hit me up
i dont live in a first world country where WIFI is everywhere
>>29937972
t. Pokemon shill
>>29937972
kwadz
Because smartphone games are boring and I don't give a fuck about Pokemon
>>29938272
This. Papi should be the official mascot of /r9k/
>>29938248
>>29940682
>>29938272
How the fuck have you guys even found out about papi?
>>29937972
>cured my autism
dO Not waNT
>>29937972
Not available yet in my country, Some people has been using hacked GPS but that defeats the whole point
>>29937972
I'm an edgy racist and I still have friends, no autism, and lift daily. All without playing normie scavenger hunter apps
Just wanted to share that with you. Take it as you will.
>>29938881
we need a left wing version of this picture
Daily reminder that this app has full permissions on your phone, meaning it can do anything, and is a massive security and privacy threat
>I don't live in an area with any pokestops/gyms
> I ride my bike 30 minutes to the nearest area with pokestops and gyms
>me and a few friends dick around the whole day, taking gyms from little kids
my only complaint is the nasty farmer's tan I'm getting
>>29937972
I don't have any friends and I don't like leaving my house. I considered catching the bus to the city to walk around and catch some mons, maybe make some friends, then I realized I'd look like an autist and laid in bed watching anime all day
>>29940833
Oh noez, pokeman's holding company is going to steal nudes of my former roommate that were taken 4 years ago. The horror
>>29937972
I'm in the UK and I'm too scared to talk to people
>>29939230
628 Jolteon. Feels good to have the best eeveelution early on.
>>29938390
Come outside and play, Euphie. It's such a nice day :3
>Indian Riverside Park in Jensen Beach, FL
>~100 people standing around
>sheer panic ensues with an Omastar pops up on the boardwalk
>EVERYONE gets up to walk over
>laughs, jokes, great time etc
Also if you go to a pokestop and there's a load of people there, don't play the fucking pokemon theme or battle music on your phone/laptop/car. You're annoying everyone and you're a piece of shit
>>29937972
pikman go is part of the data mining industry, so nah
>>29940987
>going outside
ree
So thats where you've been>tfw have to leave house to pickup monsterhunter soon
wait a second there are no actual battles on pokemon go?
damn i was going to buy a cellphone to play with my bros
>>29937972
Cause im not an autist and can make friends whenever i want
>>29938068
Numbers game. Keep doing it.
>>29940825
>nu-male
>left wing
Pick two and only two.
>>29937972
What are you gonn do once the fad wears off?
>>29942002
Finally enjoy the game once all the normies stop playing the mobile game flavour of the month just like farmville, temple run, angry birds, subway surfer, candy crush.
>>29937972
>have whatsapp
FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ
>>29938318
>tfw you'll never be rich enough to have a secret NEET cave hidden in some rural area that you go to when you're on "vacations"
>>29938459
>he fell for the IQ meme
not original, i guess people keep falling for it
>>29937972
Congratulations anon, I'm happy for you
>>29937972
>30 year old NEET
>anyone my age has kids or at least a career and I'd be that unemployed weirdo
>anyone who wouldn't care would be so young that I'd be that old weirdo
Why would I want to meet anyone
>>29940987
>nice day
>sunlight
Reeeeee it fucking burns
