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Kirby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
>>29957867
Inflammatory bowel disease.
>>29957867
my crippling depression
Occasional schizophrenic episodes
This is such a double standard
>When dating
>Trans girls are supposed to tell whoever they're dating, that they're trans
>Expected to leave it in the profile
But then you have this weird double standard, and it's somehow "mean" to not have this double standard
>When dating
>Men are not expected to state their actual penis measurements
>You're expected to accept their penis and tell them that "size doesn't matter".
Here's where it gets even dumber.
A trans girl can still have anal.
Meanwhile, a guy with a small dick is literally useless, he can't penetrate.
It's an absurd double standard, neither can help their situation, but small dicked guys are coddled with "size doesn't matter", while trans girls are being hated on, despite trans girls being more useful.
>>29957829
one of these things is mental illness, the other isn't
>>29957829
Trans """""girls"""""
I have some bad news for you
Nice bait
orignadaldga;
What have you done to help realize the revolution today?
>>29957786
i post subtly subversive messages all day long on message boards to try to attenuate the morality-brainwashing people are constantly exposed to through mass media. i hope to slowly influence the beliefs of those who are paying enough attention to eventually force a violent overthrow of the american capitalist system.
>>29957786
>dumped a jar of my cum I had been saving up in the fryer when nobody was looking
i had it my way
>>29957881
>>29958007
I sincerely hope that this is two different people. It's like poetry.
robots
why am I so miserable, oh god
Why am I so fucking sad
zawa zawa zawa zawa
>>29957782
Because you can't have these dubs
find something to cheer you up
have this gif
I want nothing more than to create things but I hate the things I create when I do.
keep creating and you'll get better. the first attempt at anything is shit.
>>29957775
Age old artist's dilemma.
I love making things, but I hate reviewing what I've made because then I see what I could have done better. Apparently it's just something you get used to over time.
Take this short I made for a freshman Intro To Video class.
https://youtu.be/K-XIm_r6EQs
I'm happy that I was able to actually make something that (for the most part) fit my vision, but then I look at the numerous massive flaws (Sound, acting, lighting, etc.) and I'm furious that I didn't make it better.
Only thing you can do is learn from it and move on to the next project.
>>29957775
I want nothing more than to destroy the world but I'm completely powerless to do so
The time has come for another comfy /lonely/ thread.
This thread welcomes anyone who wants to discuss feels, share stories and dreams.
Let's feel less lonely tonight
Robot here, just started chemotherapy. Being in bed stuck here doing nothing no vidya no animu no nothing has made me re evaluate my life. I've promised myself to try to be more productive when I get out.
But what will actually happen remains to be seen. Being stuck here is torture and sometimes I hope it all ends
the gilr i like love since 2 years just told me she wont even go eat ice with me fk me, but still better than cancer. Sry for you robot bro :(
>>29957833
Jesus m8
I hope that you get trough it. Those kinds of experiences make us realise how much time of our life we waste doing nothing and in the end we will be filled with nothing but regrets over what we could have done.
>be me
>get close to this girl at college
>she seems nice
>always giggles when were chatting up
>would look me straight into my eye as we're talking
>figured I'd probably good to go further
>ask her friends' opinion
>they said she has feelings for me too
>fuck yeah
>decided to ask her out
>ask her if there are things going on between us
>give mixed signals
>these things been going for more than a year
>turned out she's with this guy back home who i suspect she is seeing
Femanon, why would you do this? I specifically ask to make it clear about us, and I'll bail if she says she's not interested in me. Why would they lead us on like this?
>>29957728
>college girl
>guy back home
trust me on this anon. This means literally nothing.
Just treat her like she's single, because she basically is.
>guy back home
She's pretty much single. Step in before Chad, because I'd rather not read a thread about you prepping the bull.
>>29957763
>>29957791
I wish it was that simple though. I mean she's pretty close to him. Even our mutual friend said the same thing about that guy.
>Sign says "Don't step on grass"
>Step on the grass
Who /mischief/ here
Today
>Hold a door for someone
>She tells me "Thank you"
>I thank her, instead
Yesterday
>Aunt texts me and says goodnight and sleep well
>Tell her goodnight and you too
>i didn't sleep well
Day before
>Street light is red, and I stand there on my phone texting
>Street light turns green, decide I'm ready to cross
>Casually walk across striped, zebra path, pretending white lines are lava
It's an old story from back when I was a cyborg but here it is.
> Be 16
> Be staying at friends house
> 3 am and still awake
> Can hear people talking very loudly outside
> Reee.gif
> Look through friends stuff to see if I can use anything to shut them up
> Find a smoke grenade used for paintball
> Remember he paintballs a lot
> Throw it at them
> They're encased in smoke
> They can't pinpoint who did it since he lived in a block of flats
> SmugPepe.exe
>lift weights nearly every day
>take steroids
>buff as fuck, fill out XL shirts
>people probably think I'm a gymrat asshole that fucks a few girls each week
>in fact I'm a friendless virgin who lifts weights alone in the basement watching anime and rarely leaving the house
When are you going to lower your standards to "virgins" who have sucked cock? At least they haven't had dicks in their vagina. That's really the best you can hope to find nowadays if you're over age 18.
All of these women have been dicked before.
>>29957678
Nice try motherfucker but I have yet to meet any women at all.
I live in a small town with aedian age of like fucking 55, I work nights and I don't know anybody.
I'M FUCKING INVISIBLE.
When I meet a real cock pro I'll let you know what I decide.
>>29957678
>Has never masturbated or viewed porn.
So she's 12?
You know what bothers me about terrorists?
They're killing all the wrong people. You know what, if you're a terrorist, why not put your efforts to good use and kill someone who actually needs killing... ya know, like Hitler or Charles Manson?
>>29957634
There's a difference between being a terrorist and being a vigilante.
>>29957634
well, hitler is already dead and Charles Manson is in prison for life
>>29957733
Charles Manson still managed to make phone calls to a teenaged girl outside prison and make her enamored with him. She was a friend of a friend.
How do you feel about your future robots?
>Ugly wife who is cucking you with a black man after spending her entire youth riding cocks and only decided to "settle down" with you for your money.
>Vegan, polyamorous, feminist daughter who is dating a Mexican.
>MtF Son transitioning on hormones.
Just end it now.
How can cucks take that? I would legitimately murder my wife if she cucked me. That is, if I had one.
>>29957597
>make 100k a year
>no family, no friends, no prospects for a gf
>will probably die alone in my house
>have to leave my money to an animal shelter or something because no one will ever love me
sometimes I wonder why I even bother
>>29957597
>virgin asian gf bears your 7 children and is a loyal housewife
>children grow up in a prosperous post-trump world where race relations have improved to the point where you're half-asian sons and daughters are given the opportunity to live in harmony with the rest of the world and grow up to become star athletes and future presidents
Truly this is the world I want to live in.
>finally get offered a job
>have to take pre employment drug test
>have stomach flu at the same time
>literally explode diarrhea all over the toilet while trying to make a piss sample
>black nurse walks into the room after and yells "aw lawdy!" after seeing the shit sprayed toilet
>make no eye contact or conversation the entire time she's closing out my test
Why did I think being a wageslave would be a good idea
>>29957519
that's a pretty rare Tomo, friend
>ib4 cebruz shits up the thread
>Not taking mouth based drug testing
It's like you want to suffer
>>29957548
>rare
Laffin
Brb summoning ceb
Do you think she cheat on him ?
(Part two because i lost the last thread)
B-bump ? Guise...
Go back to pol & stop jerking off to amwf porn
Lol, not everyone woman is an insatiable nymphomaniac without honor. Maybe they really love each other.
You will never have a clingy gf, how does that make you feel?
>>29957468
>want qt clingy gf
>get one finally
>i just want to be alone
>break up
>want a clingy gf
it's not fair
>>29957468
good, because i'm not a codependent piece of shit who can't be okay on my own
Any clingy girls here who wanna be my clingy gf? I want to feel wanted for once. I don't mind if you stalk me and send angry messages to all the women in my life, telling them to back off. I think it's endearing.
Suicide by heatstroke.
If someone is 18 years old and in good shape, if they go out in the 115 degree desert sun in the morning and just lay down will they be dead by night if not drinking any water?
>18 years old and in good shape
No, it's gonna take at least 2 days, if not three of exposure combined with no water.
It's also going to hurt like a bitch.
Kidney failure from extreme dehydration fucking hurts.
>>29957497
is there anything that can be done to make it more certain death?
>>29957680
Put a bullet in your brain before you lay down
