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>tfw no g-
>*godfather slaps the shit out of you*
>"you can act like a man!"
When are you fanooks goons start acting like real men?
>tfw my godfather is a numale raising his hapa son and allowing the boy to have a female alter ego
>the kid was Elsa last Halloween
>>29961903
your godfather sounds like a real finnochio
At least we cry about our problems on an anonymous imageboard and not to our friends and family. But I'm trying. I'm still not quite sure what makes a man, but I feel like I've gotten closer over the past month or so. I've worked so hard I have rock solid callouses on every joint of both hands. I've started lifting, stopped fapping, and stopped feeling sorry for myself. Feels goodman. Also I'm learning Kung Fu from a guy that's trained with Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Pic related is my mastah
is there a fetish out there for staring at girls finger nails or watch them manicure their nails and such
like if I ever had a girlfriend I would ask her I could watch her paint her nails or just stare at them and compliment her on the color she uses because of how attracted to her fingers and nails I am
>>29961782
>if I ever have a girlfriend I would ask her I could watch her paint her nails or just stare at them and compliment her on the color she uses because of how attracted to her fingers and nails I am
This is why you do not have a girlfriend.
>>29961782
Serial killer in the making?
>>29961782
It's called manophilia.
Sorry bro.
if a kid around five catches a glimpse of some sensual stuff before the more common age of like 8-12 does that actually fuck em up?
if so how much and why?
not in regards to rape
maybe just porn
>>29961702
Before aoc reform and the dismantlement of the encouragement of arranged marriage, being a slut was a shameful identity. Now, being a slut is in the same discussion as being successfully independent.
>>29961840
im not talking about your average slut im talking about sluts with issues
but even so how does premature exposure to sexual shizbiz affect a kid in the long term?
we always here about how rape fucks kids up forever (for obvious reasons) but ive heard porn is just as bad but why?
>>29961921
>sluts
>sluts with issues
>there are sluts that don't have issues
You have no idea what you're talking about desu
Hey /R9K/, what type of PC do you guys recommend for a manchild who only wants to watch high quality anime on?
It's fucking anime, you could get a toaster if you want and it would work fine.
>>29961682
A gun.
Preferably in your mouth.
Get a hobby.
>>29961682
literally any computer
What helps you sleep robots?
I can't seem to fall asleep easily anymore. Up at 2:00am knowing I have work tomorrow.
Help give advice on how to fall asleep
Stay up until you're so tired you have to go to bed and fall asleep in a minute.
Oh wait, you're a wagecuck and the idea that you have to wake up to an alarm before you got enough sleep makes you too anxious to fall asleep so you lie awake a few hours dreading it then manage to sleep a few hours, drag yourself out of bed and take some caffinated beverage or energy supplement to make it out the door, and more at work to ensure you don't fall asleep on the clock- unless you one of those lucky ones who literally gets paid to spend 8 hours a day at an office mostly just napping and shitposting
>>29961752
You're right but you don't have to be a nigger about it
I just try to avoid outside stimulation or over thinking things, and just focus on how comfy my bed is. Nothing else. And when my thoughts stray, return to how comfy my bed is.
It's like a weird form of meditation.
>anon why arent you here
>you should have just talked to me earlier i would give you a chance
>instead chad took it and now he takes my rectum
>anon please;_;
>>29961622
>tfw first saw this pic with a fetish caption
>tfw I will forever assume this is a forcibly feminized dude even though it clearly isn't
DAMN she's cute.
s-source?
Anybody knows where OP's pic came from?
EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING VAN WE'RE RAIDING CHAD'S KITCHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm down to roll
>>29961585
Good shit, welcome aboard.
Who else?
Hey wite boi, get anymore closer to the tendies & nuggies, & you're gonna get it
People who say they don't want pity don't have anything to be pitied for.
Pity feels good
Most people just take being called pathetic as an insult.
I really do pity a lot of people around here. Not so much because of their circumstances but more so cause of their attitude
>>29961463
>Most people just take being called pathetic as an insult.
Huh, yeah...
>arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness.
It's sweet, actually.
But yeah, it sounds insulting as fuck and is hurtful. Look man. We didn't all go to collage alright.
>>29961520
Eh I don't know. When I tell someone their pathetic here they flip their shit.
>21
>failed out of college
>mailman wage, completely wagecucked, terrible job
>don't have money to go back to school
>don't have money to move out of parents' house
>parents still give me a curfew and are very strict
>overbearing parents have caused me social and mental issues
>gf of 5 and a half years (only girl to ever like me) dumped me due to the combo of full time work, social issues and parents restricting me making me boring and miserable
>failed artist
>failed musician
>a small handful of friends is the only decent thing about my entire life
>>29961365
If you've got the guts to just do it. Seriously.
Just kill yourself family member. Your girlfriend is getting spittle salted by literal nigger diggers right now
>>29961365
>gf of 5 and a half years (only girl to ever like me) dumped me
that must have been a hard blow
>Tfw some nights my job is so shit i actually start cutting myself when i get home.
>tfw i contemplate suicide but have no idea what method i want to go with and I'm too scared to go through with it
>tfw i know i'd be better off dying anyways and some nights just hope i die in my sleep
>tfw i probably wouldn't even care if it was a selfish act.
Suicide isn't selfish, anon. Fuck anyone who says that.
My mom is most likely to kick me out in 4 days. I have no one else to turn to, so I'll probably kill myself. I'm okay with it, too. Hopefully she suffers.
>>29961438
Do you know how fun it'd be to be a beach bum in Los Angeles or San Diego? Come on nigga be about that life.
>tfw wagies would rather make Mr. Shekelstein rich than enjoy the great outdoors 24/7
>be me
>closet alcoholic
>have tinder but never use it
>never leads to anything except hi and bye
>match with a girl that gives me her number in one day
>obviously realize she's probably a slut but fuck it
>meet up at a bar
>earlier in the day i already had a pint of vodka to drink and a quarter pint of whiskey, maybe 5 hours apart though
>keep it together enough at the bar to talk to her
>she tells me she was engaged and was about to get married about a month ago
>she's only 22
>guess she's 'stacy-ing' out and deciding to ride the cock carousel
>keep drinking bc she gets free drinks here
>things go nice but who knows really if we were all just drinking
>eventually black out
>look at receipts
>all i had were 4 beers and a double of tequila
>texts from her telling me she isn't interested, literally saying it's not me, it's you, you're annoying
>mfw
>lost my wallet too so can't even drink my feelings away
Sounds like you could use a drink
>>29961570
[VARIOUS LAUGH TRACKS BEING TO PLAY]
what are you wtfing about?
alcoholism is not attractive, and have you ever been relatively sober around someone in a black out drunk? it's not fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0slnA6RjQ
>2:00~
if you guys are so desperate to lose your virginity why not just be like this guy any ugly fuck can do it
scene girls nowadays will take anything with teased hair
>Those ugly ass weirdos have girls.
>A white-collared, well-dressed, well-groomed man like me does not.
Life /=/ fair.
>>29961297
I can't even handle this extraverted submissive behavior. It's cheesy and I find it unattractive but this is how girls all flirted when I was in high school.
>>29961337
but are they the kind of girls you want to have
>he isn't an unapologetic lolicon
>>29961257
Get bent, pedo. Christmas cakes for life.
>>29961274
I'm unfamiliar with weeaboo terms, so what exactly does Christmas cake mean?
>>29961323
women past 25
> There are people who don't realize getting a date is the easiest part.
> Getting a girlfriend is the second easiest part
lmao, if they even make it that far...oh boy..
how do I find a person that doesn't bore me into making awkward facial expressions?
I've been using POF, OKC like a week I managed 1 (one) date.
I don't even have a phone so Tinder isn't an option.
Wait so how do you get a date? Do you just walk up to chicks and say "hey I like you lets go grab a bite to eat"? I'm 18 with no prior expierience with women.
>you are you, but a french you
>be thursday evening, 4:10 PM
>"So anon, how would you like to come see the bastille fireworks downtown with us and your little sister?" asks dad
>"you never do anything with the family anymore, anon" adds mom
>too busy, anxious about work and school tomorrow, while concurrently being outshitposted by a fucking leaf
>"not tonight sorry"
>your little sister comes hurrying out of her room with one sock on, the doll you gave her for her birthday 2 weeks ago, hopping, trying to slip the other sock on
>"Lets go guys were gonna miss the fireworks!" your sister exclaims, visibly excited
>she sits down and begins to put on her shoes
>"Haha come on Anon get off your computer lets go see the fireworks!"
>she looks up at you while clumsily trying to tie her shoes with a distinct look of adoration in her eyes towards you
>"I'm sorry um.." you hit update and notice multiple (You)s on your well articulated remove kebab
>"I'm really busy tonight, we'll hang out tomorrow I promise" you reassure her
>"O-Ok.. I guess ill see you later tonight"
>you can tell shes disappointed with you, but she still hops up with her doll in hand and kisses you on the cheek
>you say bye and they all head out the door
>less than two hours of shitposting later
>5:52 PM
>phone rings, it's dad
>"Hello?"
>you hear sobbing in the background
>"Hello? Dad is this you?"
>you hear your dad clear his throat, and a sniffle
>"Dad whats going on? Is that mom crying in the background?"
>"Hello!??"
>>29961227
>>>/lit/
original
>caring about dead normalfags
Get off my board.
I used to be a bleeding heart like you.
then I realized that women were the source of my misery.
over the years, all sympathy or empathy has left me. I'm dead to all feelings, because women are cunts, and because of manginas who now let them behave according to their female imperative.
fuck these guilt trips, fuck your dead kids, fuck your refugees. There is only one thing that matters, and that is me.
FUCK YOU
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