wtf

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>be me
>closet alcoholic
>have tinder but never use it
>never leads to anything except hi and bye
>match with a girl that gives me her number in one day
>obviously realize she's probably a slut but fuck it
>meet up at a bar
>earlier in the day i already had a pint of vodka to drink and a quarter pint of whiskey, maybe 5 hours apart though
>keep it together enough at the bar to talk to her
>she tells me she was engaged and was about to get married about a month ago
>she's only 22
>guess she's 'stacy-ing' out and deciding to ride the cock carousel
>keep drinking bc she gets free drinks here
>things go nice but who knows really if we were all just drinking
>eventually black out
>look at receipts
>all i had were 4 beers and a double of tequila
>texts from her telling me she isn't interested, literally saying it's not me, it's you, you're annoying
>mfw
>lost my wallet too so can't even drink my feelings away