>tfw no cute dominant gf to soothe my thirst for her tasty nectar
>tfw will never be a human ice cream cone for her stinky chocolate cream
This is simply the natural order of man. Once women obtain sexual liberation this will be more common, and it should be. Men are to guzzle down piss and shit from the holy orifice of a woman's genitalia (reserved exclusively for big black penis).
>>29965062
>>29965074
>poo poo and pee pee
>nor brrraaaaapp
you faggots have gone soft on me
Does
>having a girl call herself "your girlfriend" while being 100% aware she cheats on you but putting up with her "girlfriend" act by pretending you like her but you really don't for sex and the feeling that someone "cares" about you
considered cuckey?
yep
originallllll1
And what about all the men that cheat? Huh? So what if she did. What matters more is that men are unfaithful and women are the victims of guys who can't keep it up so they seek out those that can. Basically, if you're impotent, it's your own fault, and a woman seeking out a man that isn't is simply just natura naturans.
>>29965073
roastie and/or cuck
>tell wagecucks to have fun getting cucked at work
>I'm a wagecuck
>tell NEETs they're all pathetic and I'll be laughing at them while I drink champagne and fuck 8 year old boy prostitutes and I make 150k as a software engineer/carpenter/business owner/electronics engineer/systems admin/stockbroker
>I actually make 12k
>be normie
>Laugh at how pathetic this board is
>>29964985
>price and mark department for clothes at thrift store
>mark all plus size womens clothes and lane bryant as maternity
>>29965009
>be pathetic
>laugh at normies
Any femanons on who'd be willing to record themselves saying the following short phrase and upload it to Vocaroo or Clyp.it?
"Nothing is yet in its true form."
I need it for a youtube video. Thanks in advance
bumpalump
please
Here you go my dude
https://clyp.it/xw2c4q0a
>>29965274
Thanks anon! Appreciated
>be 19, kissless virgin
>lived in the United States since I was a kid
>returned to shithole home country in Europe
>see all my relatives and friends
>friends little sister is now 16 and grown up
>shes really sweet, nice, smart, athletic
>painfully obvious that she has a huge crush on me
>we get along really wellComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So stay there.
You're 19 for fucks sake.
Stick around and smash that fresh puss.
>>29964960
Do it, dammit, this is a once in a lifetime chance
>>29964960
>>29964974
But I need to return to the US, I have a job there and I'm going to University. Plus I don't think it would be right to just smash and then leave. This girl genuinly likes me, and I have no idea why or how. Taking advantage of her would be wrong.
Is the idea of one world government still as controversial today as it was in the early 2000s (the zeitgeist/loose change era), or are people starting to wake up to its inevitability and necessity?
The problems we face today are global, and the relevance/usefulness of the nation state is rapidly dwindling
pic unrelated
where is Snowden gonna run to in a One Worl Government?
>>29964922
go back to /pol/ you fucking teen
That is sure as shit not happening in your lifetime, boyo.
This is totally fucked up. My GF of 2.5 years has family friend (lets call him David) around the same age as us. David's not quite handicapped but definitely 'slow'. Since he can't hold down a normal job, my GFs dad will 'hire' him out of pity to do odd jobs for cash.
Yesterday I wake up and he's outside mowing our lawn. GF is also outside reading a book. Apparently GFs dad hired David for the day but didn't have enough stuff for him to do so he dropped him off at our place to do some chores / spring cleaning. I see GF and him talking...
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>>29964790
If your decision is anything other than telling her fuck no and telling David to fuck off then you are an eternal cuckold.
lmao you're a literal cuck
have fun jerking off in the room next door while your GF is riding his BIG RETARD COCK
>>29964790
you have a 2.5 yo gf?
you sick pedo fuck, reported
>Borderline-robot escapes into real life Runescape and becomes one of the strongest players in the game
>LITERALLY every girl falls in love with him
I cried so hard after finishing SAO. This concept has been my dream since middle school. Anyone else feel the same way?
>>29964779
>Borderline-robot
more like faggot edgy mega-chad
get the fuck out
>>29964779
Dude if you're handsome enough to make your own sister fall in love with you when you're a braindead VR potato, you're not a borderline-robot.
>>29964804
> sister
They're cousins. It's okay by Japanese law.
who else 50% normie
>be me
>be 50% normie
>have normie friends
>have absolute weeb trash friends
>hang out with normie friends regularly doing normie things
>eat tendies for dinner
>have a job
>only hobby is videogames
>qt3.14 at work has a friend who says the qt thinks I'm cuteComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29964769
this is literally 100% normie though
>>29964769
fuck off beta chad
GET BACK TO RED DIT NOW
>born black
>no chance of finding a trump supporting asian gf because they non sjw types wouldn't date a black dude
>>29964744
I genuinely feel sorry for you
nigger
its one thing to have a self hating gook whore with white bf, its another when a nigger obsess over said whore, what a cuck
>>29964744
What is it with blacks not wanting to date blacks.
>hey white boy! does my butt look big in this?
>>29964735
Do niggers find this attractive? They look ridiculous and have baboon faces.
>>29964749
>being this low test
That lady is thick as fuck, and any real man will love it.
AYO HOL UP
No, seriously. Cellulite ass.
/lawful good/ thread
>People having an alcohol party
>Report them to the housemother next monday
>>29964623
neutral good here
>join in for a quick swig of water and enjoy the festivities.
we need more moralfags in the world desu
we've woken up in bizarro society where the deviant and sociopaths reign
>Enforcing your rule over others rather than letting them live and learn
Don't meddle in peoples lives.
This stupid fucking picture of a monkey. It bothers me. What is he pointing at?
>>29964544
A sad, sad looking man.
>I have an Ivy degree in Finance and a 6 figure salary for this
HE
You have been muted for 4 seconds
>"Hello poppet. I think its time for you and uncle Nigey to have a sponge bath together"
>>29964541
Calm down Nige...
>>29964541
>there are people who didn't know this voice immediately
Get in the fookin' RV poppet!
why dont you just beecome a super hero
>inb4 edgelords say villian
>>29964531
fuck beeing a hero or a villain i would probably just be a neet shitlord and misuse whataver powers i have to do less work
>>29965065
>neet
>not a hero
tsk-tsk
no need to lie wagey
All heroes die young