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Thisposting is strange. When and how did this meme start?
wait what?I didn't know /r9k/ allowed spoilers
>>29968268how new are you? Also this post is 0 percent original.
>>29968392
how new? i've been on 4chan sincelate 2010and on /r9k/ sinceabout this time 2014
Anyone deal with intrusive thoughts here? How far does it go? I fantasize about killing and torture daily now, and I'm beginning to wonder if it's causing some form of mental decline.
Pretty much when I go to work i think about killing everyone around me and myself.
I'm doing nofap so I'm trying to forget the porn I've seen.
>>29968179
What qualifies as an intrusive thought?
Like a thought I don't want but can't stop thinking about?
I don't know. I kind of enjoy the thoughts of mercilessly murdering people when I see them on the streets. Imagining their heads being separated from their bodies, or imagining slicing open their abdomen and pulling out their intestines like magician's magic trick, or slowly slicing off their skin and frying it in oil.
mmm.
I wish that I could live forever so I could kill people forever.
>>29968212
It seems to be defined as occasional impulsiv thoughts that you know are "wrong" and you quickly try to brush them off. Mine are becoming more gradual though, I'm often fantasizing about killing others then killing myself much like >>29968207 mentioned. It especially spikes when I'm walking in a crowded place like a city and end up generally disgusted by everyone I see.
It started with imagining the perfect murder and how to get away from it, but sprinkle that with years of boiled over anger and it's spinning more and more out of control. I'm beginning to struggle to imagine any outcome for me other than murder-suicide.
How can chestlets even compete?
Why are chestlets still a thing? Should we have them eliminated
Refuse to fuck them
>not liking chestlets
>>29968098
well i mean no woman wants to fuck us so should we be eliminated? well yes i want to die but that's kind of mean
Is there any point living if you're not wealthy?
>tfw can't afford rent
>tfw can only afford eggs rice and potatoes
>tfw will never be able to afford to drive
>tfw 28k in credit card debt
Working 45 hours a week and still being dirt poor is making me suicidal
>>29968090
an hero friend
>>29968090
No unless you're content doing fuck all except working and browsing the Internet
>tfw all I do is work and browse 4chan
>tfw this is all there is to life unless you're a tall handsome Chad
>>29968090
>28k in credit card debt
how?
live within your means live in a fucking a car if you have to
what interest rate?
Is Bohemond I of Antioch the most Chad crusader? He was described as...
>Now...was such as, to put it briefly, had never before been seen in the land of the Romans be he either of the barbarians or of the Greeks (for he was a marvel for the eyes to behold, and his reputation was terrifying). Let me describe the barbarian's appearance more particularly, he was so tall in stature that he overtopped the tallest by nearly one cubit, narrow in the waist and loins, with broad shoulders and a deep chest and powerful arms. And in the whole build of the body he was neither too slender nor overweighted with flesh, but perfectly proportioned and, one might say, built in conformity with the canon of Polycleitus... His skin all over his body was very white, and in his face the white was tempered with red. His hair was yellowish, but did not hang down to his waist like that of the other barbarians; for the man was not inordinately vain of his hair, but had it cut short to the ears. Whether his beard was reddish, or any other colour I cannot say, for the razor had passed over it very closely and left a surface smoother than chalk... His blue eyes indicated both a high spirit and dignity; and his nose and nostrils breathed in the air freely; his chest corresponded to his nostrils and by his nostrils...the breadth of his chest. For by his nostrils nature had given free passage for the high spirit which bubbled up from his heart. A certain charm hung about this man but was partly marred by a general air of the horrible... He was so made in mind and body that both courage and passion reared their crests within him and both inclined to war. His wit was manifold and crafty and able to find a way of escape in every emergency. In conversation he was well informed, and the answers he gave were quite irrefutable. This man who was of such a size and such a character was inferior to the Emperor alone in fortune and eloquence and in other gifts of nature.
That's the Chadiest description ever.
>>29968061
This was written by Anna Comnena, right? Fucking Greek slut
>>29968265
It was, I like imagining her as being a despite virgin loser, seeing a handsome strong man fighting enemies, unable to talk to him yet stalking him to know as much as she can about him. Like a Tomoko type bitch.
>>29968061
TL;DR
Basically the princess of the Byzantine empire was a horny bitch and Bohemond I was described like a Highschool Football Chad.
Why are our parents so buttmad at us when they are the very reason why we are this way?
because they are normies and hate you
>>29967943
your not a cabbage and have freewill. your making excuses
>>29967943
I have a hypothesis - maybe they are not the reason you are like this.
Would any robot care to respond to my post from this perspective? Come on, exercise those noodles. Come out of the hugbox for once, it's no good.
I cant stop eating.
I know I should stop but i just cant. Just ordered 3 large Pizza Hut pizzas. What the fuck do I do?
>>29967891
>What the fuck do I do?
Stop eating.
What I do if my parents bring home a bunch of pizza or something , is eat like 1 maybe 2 slices and leave the room. Come back later and take all the left overs and throw it in the trash. It's better that food goes to waste, than to waist. ;^)
>>29967891
do you know if there's any reason behind it?
when did it start?
what started it?
Known r9k minecraft servers?
Who the fuck still plays minecraft?
>>29967910
i-i do, because loner
Here one comfy: http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/landofeels/
>fat alcoholic
>failed knight
>thieves as servants
>ass of every joke in windsor
>still gets the dick wet
what's your excuse, robots
I'm not a fictional character written by a fucking hack.
>>29967842
Falstaff was extremely charismatic, clever and the friend of a prince. In fact Falstaff is so deceptively charismatic that he is now widely interpreted and portrayed as a vitalist and one who lives life to the fullest rather than an image of sloth.
The closest figure to a robot in Shakespeare is Jaques in As You Like It.
>>29967896
Well played i admit defeat ill leave now and nev3r return
>Had a gf
>Have a smartphone
>Have friends and talk to them everyday
>Actually cares about women and other shallow things
>Had sex
And yet you consider yourself a robot.
Leave this board ASAP, you dont belong here.
>>29967819
Indeedoriginality
>>29967819
I don't consider myself a robot, but this isn't your board faggot. I can stay and there's nothing you pathetic NEETs can do about it other than REEEE and fuel my amusement even further.
Stay mad.
No gf and no sex ever makes you a loser, senpai
It's not an inability that makes a robot or a retardation, it's a choice you make after you've seen through all of that bullshit by actually doing it.
You're just a loser.
>get STEM degree
>get decent salary own place car
>plastic surgery and near peak fitness
>non Manlet
>rated 7.5-8 on soc on average after
>lower standards
>get a 6/10 gf
>3 great dates that went great
>now just texting silence
Welp.
>>29967790
Oh look another cuck
>>29967790
I really hope this is fake because this is fucked.
you probably have a shit personality.
>tfw cis girl with high testosterone
>no smooth skin
>hairy af
>ugly voice
>no big feminine eyes, cute nose, or full rosy lips
>no long eyelashes
>no anything
>not only that, but also very short (5'1") so going FtM isn't an option
Who /worst of both worlds/ here?
>>29967755
Fuck you for not giving me attention, guys.
Ignore roastie threads
Sage roastie threads
>>29967755
Pic, who gives a fuck if you have these "qualities"
Is any robot in the GTA in Canada that has some acid? Pls let me buy off of you.
>>29967709
Also in ontario
>>29967709
Do you seriously think, that dealers will advertise themselves on this site?
>>29967818
Maybe not dealer but someone who has sorry my English isn't the best
Hey guys, I finally got a job.
I can now leave this place forever.
Wish you guys all the best.
see you in 2 days buddy.
you can't resist the NEETlife also you'll get bored easily at your new job.
>>29967752
NEET lyf is not really worth living bro. Getting outside and just doing shit actually feels so much better. Just try it, you'll understand what I'm saying.
And I can't just leave. I have to sign a 2 year contract with the company lol. So I'm leaving for the long haul.
>>29967707
just because you have a job doesn't mean you'll leave forever.
If it were that easy I'd be outta here.
Should I be scared?
The fuck is going on
I work late into the night in both Ann Arbor and Lansing, so I have no idea what the fuck this is on about. AA is actually pretty nice for such a big city.
>>29967830
>lansing here
can i get a ride outta here bro?
Google "july 15 day of rage"
Basically a fake Anonymous website posted a video that calls for a chimp-out
Exactly the same happened in 2014, nothing happened.
Happens at 6pm CST/4pmPST/etc if you're concerned
