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Post your face when you're the table's biggest nit and you look down at pocket aces UTG
>>29971980
>shove UTG on the bubble
>entire table calls
>i'm the effective stack
>>29972014
>raise early position
>3-bet middle position
>look down at cards OTB
>it's JJ
>>29971980
>3 way to the flop with AA
>its a KKQ flop
who /british NEET here/?
currently chillin, just ordered a munchy box with my job seekers allownace.
>>29971974
Me lad. Never had a job in my life. Feels bad but I don't see why I should be a wagecuck for nothing when I'm never have anything worth living for.
Britain is probably the worst place to be a robot I reckon
The only way to be social is to either insult people or go out and get smashed. Why couldn't I be born somewhere else lads?
>>29973257
I agree anon. This country is full of fucking normies. Pretty sure I'll be a KHV forever because all the women are Stacies. I think Finland/Iceland are the best countries for robots, generous NEETbux and cold weather so everyone stays inside anyway.
No hobbies, no interesting experiences, literally all I do is shitpost and watch TV and my attention span has been so shattered from all this time spend browsing the internet that even watching a short movie can be too much for me. I just thought about what my final memories would be if I were to die right now and I can't come up with a single thing at all. Sometimes I make elaborate plans about all these things I'm going to do in the future and how everything will turn out but none of it is ever acted on.
>>29971944
All I do is go to work and play videogames on the computer afterwards. No social life, hate work but I need the money. I wish I could quit my job and sleep all day.
>>29972090
Also all of my accomplishments are things I did playing vidya. All happy moments too. Made friends online instead of in real life and have lost contact with most.
>>29971944
...And no actual regrets.
I have it much worse. I have been believing all life that I can make life better for others. Now I do the same as you, but the situation is worsened by necessity to observe suffering of those people I could have made happier.
>TFW just want to keep a cuteboy as prisoner as the world burns
>>29971935
What features does a qt boy have?
>>29971959
Young and cute. The prisoner part is non-negotiable.
>>29972098
What makes a boy cute though?
So anon, how well are you hiding that small penis in front of the females?
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/8-signs-a-guy-suffers-from-sps-small-penis-syndrome/
http://www.iwishiknewthis.com/5-signs-he-may-have-a-small-one/
yay doing okay here. I do have a lot of money but I don't flaunt it because I never go outside! :^)
This is what I gathered from the article
>Be successful & buy yourself a nice car
>small penis
>Try to look good
>Small penis
>Try to improve health
>S mall penis
Also
player=small penis but slut not a roastie?
>>29972065
to be fair the article was about small penises and not about double standards or genetic bad hands of labias
who /drinking the loneliness away/ here?
I just want someone to share the pain with
No one? For real?
>>29971888
Does drinking actually work? You still sound pretty lonely tbqhwyf
>>29972524
to me it kind of works, yeah, in that I don't feel like killing myself or something. even though you're still lonely and you actually still feel it, you just care very little about those feelings.
but I'd still like to think that it's not just me, so you're right.
Hello wagie.
*GRRRRRRRRRRR*
Oh my! Sorry about that, wagecuck, I'm awfully hungry. Whatever should I do...
I know! I'll make my way over to subway to buy myself a DELICIOUS and HEALTHY meal made just for me by a professional sandwich artist. And I'll be sure to choose only the FINEST of ingredients to put on my sandwich.
My favourite part about it, however, is seeing the look on the wagecucks face when I pay him with his own tax money. It always makes me burst out laughing!
Well, I should be on my way. And as always...
Another day, another dollar.
>>29971872
At least we don't have Jaundice unlike you.
>>29971872
>subway
lmfao this is why i never say im a neet, arbys is so much better
>DELICIOUS
>HEALTHY
>FINEST
For some reason this made me kek
Would you a qt midget?
>>29971860
Nope. I would've. But it wouldn't be fair to the manlets.
maybe if they were legit qt, but I've yet to see one that is. OP pic would probably not be as soon as she stopped posing
I'd even fuck an ugly midget.
>getting a blowjob
>she starts touching your butthole
congrats on the sex m8
>>29971856
>tfw hairy butthole so I wouldn't even let a girl go anywhere near it
>be a filthy normie
>start posting on r9k to inflate my self-worth
Is being sad on this board a meme? Is this board really full of sad nerd virgins who have nothing to live for or is that just a recurring joke?
Why y'all so sad and shit all the time?
>>29971841
This is bait but no it's not a joke.
Don't know why I'm sad, I just am.
A lot of people are just kidding. But many are for real. I'm pretty much a meme robot.
>>29971877
Not bait, I want to help. I used to be sad as shit, but I found a way out of it, and I am sure you can too.
I can help you
How the fuck does everyone do it? There are homeless people, starving people, people with disabilities, people who work their ass off 60 hours a week and all of them keep going. Why the fuck cant i just enjoy life or just get over it like these people? Theyre lives are ten times worse than mine but im the one sitting here cutting myself and crying and trying to hype myself up not to kill myself every fucking day even when the slightest stress comes along. Are these people delusional? Is that what it is? Do they just have blind hope or something?
>>29971781
>Are these people delusional?
No its you, and not everyone else, that is mentally ill. Please seek help. Real depression is a real illness and as such it is treatable.
they dont spend hours every day online so they have a more realistic picture of the world. also muh neurotransmitter imbalance.
Have you considered that you may have a mental illness, not the people that keep going? Seek help.
>be me
>at the beach with some younger normies
>I start to show my culture as always
>Stacey starts to say stupid things like "Yes, you're really smart, but do you like to go to the disco? Have you ever smoked a cigarette?"
>Then she asks me "Did you ever kiss a girl?"
>I say "It's better to keep these things private" and another Stacey laughs
Now they know that I am a KV. Fuck my life.
>not lying
Are you dumb? You could easily get them to make you lose your kiss virginity by lying about it telling them you did. I think you all just cucking yourselves from success, if you really want to kiss you would already have done it.
Rest assured that they knew before they even asked.
>>29971951
No because I was with my brother and he probably would have told the truth.
Well?
My answer is: Krypton had its chance.
with that much money i could save a couple lives of people i know.
>>29971761
>tfw never lost anyone
>>29971808
this.
Red Pill and donate to cancer research and whatnot
>tfw no awkward virgin bf to lock in chastity and boss around
>>29971734
I don't like these feeleroonis
>>29971734
I relate, but I can't take the thread seriously with that picture.
Make the picture a cute anime then we'll talk
I'm gonna become 20 soon and I'm still a khv, how do I manage to get sex before this?
I feel like it would impact me a lot if I don't, I just need to do it once, so I can say to myself that I did it before 20, I don't even need to tell anyone I just want to keep to myself
>>29971723
I'll be 20 in a bit more than two months. Accept defeat. It's not that bad.
Try being more desperate, it seems to be working.
>>29971723
I wasn't a khv when I turned 20, was just a general virgin. Went for a hooker, got confidence then scored 2 chicks of tinder.
Hookers are awesome to get over that barrier
