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>he doesn't understand the nature of reality and fell for the looks meme
Your looks only go as far as how miserable other people's lives are. The more judgemental (egotistical) a person is, the bigger their ego and thus the more essence of emotional polarity they've subconsciously removed from their lives in place of ideas of what arouses their emotions. Emotional polarity is your immediate understanding of the nature of reality which changes throughout your life. It's the difference between being able to discern the meaning between one extreme (black) and another (white). The more sucked into the idea that the external world is responsible for your level of happiness, the more miserable you'll be and the higher your demands will become.
Thus, a person with a lesser ego is able to enjoy a wider variety of aspects of life. A 1/10 looks male can emotionally excite a 10/10 woman enough to fuck her if she's not built up an ego to close off the idea that literally anything can bring her happiness.
As girls increasingly hone in on the most specific thing they think will make them happy (i.e. the most popular ideals of what makes 'a man') from the brainwashing of the media, so do their ego's and thus expectations of what will make them happy.
This means most modern girls get subconsciously conditioned to believe a man with "inferior" genetics won't make them happy. However, they don't realise that this isn't true. Whenever a man makes her laugh, in that very moment she is fully wide open to any suggestion he puts out there that he wants to fuck her, but then comes back to her ego very soon after the high. Thus, the more you make a girl laugh, the more she views you as the source of happiness she believes she can find in the external world. Problem is, most "funny" guys are too insecure to simultaneously hit on girls because their humour is a means of escaping their own shitty ego.
cont.
If you're the source of positively stimulating a girl's emotions, she will accept anything non-violent you do to her in that moment, no matter what you look like. Making someone laugh is the result of showing them something they thought in that very moment was impossible - that the situation they're in right now can't make them feel greater happiness.
This is the meaning of "make her laugh and you can make her do anything". Just don't be manipulative; actually realise that just like you she's a human being that suffers, loves, hates, laughs, etc. Make it not "about her" or "yourself", but about following and focusing on the things and people you love while bypassing your ego, and you will literally, literally begin get everything beyond the limits of your imagination.
>>29974899
>>29974851
I have mostly the same views as you when it comes to the dissolving of one's ego but women have never been receptive to me even though I recognize that they're humans just like me with their own emotions. I've been taken advantage of and discarded by women again and again
>>29975122
>women have never been receptive to me even though I recognize that they're humans just like me with their own emotions
The fact that you're frustrated by that shows that you're doing it for you, because you want to "get" them. Look back to my last sentence. You have to treat them as if they're yourself with different beliefs, because that's exactly what they are.
>I've been taken advantage of and discarded by women again and again
You should learn to enjoy being "taken advantage" of, because selflessness goes beyond the ego. Understand that whenever that angers you it's because you feel misunderstood in your immediate needs. But before those can be met, you need to be entirely willing to selflessly meet theirs. The better you treat them, the more connected they will feel to you because they will start to understand that you really get thier needs unlike anyone else, and thus their ego-driven ideas towards you will start to dissolve.
Be playful for yourself. Doing so shows her that she can be as free as the real you is when you're completely alone. It literally breaks the boundaries of what she thinks is possible, because laughter is the expression of realising something you thought was impossible.
>there are "red blooded men" that don't want a loli
wtf
lolis and loli porn creep me the fuck out, i don't find it attractive in any fashion.
>>29974811
it looks like little kids and little kids are androgynous as fuck
is kind of a mental illness
>>29974925
>creeped out by sexual
sounds like a personal problem
>>29974970
>can't tell the difference
you sure you aren't a faggot that is projecting?
What makes someone a nasty person /r9k/?
>>29974776
Their way of perceiving reality, ofc.
>>29974843
how so? may i ask?
I've been called negative before so i'm wondering if that makes me a bad person.
>>29974909
Read this lil fag:
https://medium.com/the-mission/3-daily-habits-that-help-you-to-get-into-flow-on-a-regular-ceccb65d20cd#.xkjqubccz
>mfw my crush asked me if i have facebook
Shit, what the fuck do i do? I have normiebook but i never used it, and i haven't logged on there in years, i don't even know my password anymore. I also have no pictures of me either.
>>29974747
"No, I don't."
Done.
Do you have a whatsapp? Normies love whatsapp.
I'm in the exact same situation, minus girls talking to me. Just tell her you don't use it.
So WW3 is beginning, is this what society and all the normies need? will they learn anything?
>>29974733
They wont learn. They will stop existing.
They cant do pic related when this world ends.
How the fuck exactly is it beginning?And,yeah normies need to die with shrapnel in their face.
haven't had power in like 6 hours
i come back and ww3 has begun
>tfw gf is almost 300 lbs
post a pic of your big girl
>>29974724
No she browses this website and I don't want her accidentally seeing it
>>29974790
She already knows it's you faggot, post pic
Reminder that white men are basically women, and can get a gf by merely existing. If a white man tells you he is a virgin, he is lying to set up a massive punchline in his joke.
Im white but my dick cant get hard in front of girl so virgin for life
>>29974704
I'm white and a virgin. no girl has ever approached me and im too pussy to approach them.
>>29974704
go fuck yourself, Muhammad
Sup, wagie? Enjoy your two days of freedom.
>i just have one day of freedom
My sides
>>29974698
I-i cant. I need ten candy crush diamonds and 20 pacman medals by monday and im not allowed to spend any more money of my credit card
>>29974698
I hate the weekend. Nothing to stave off the looming spectre of my own thoughts.
>tfw no agoraphobic gf to support and take care of
couldn't find a better pic
I have an agoraphobic gf, and shits no easy senpai
She would dump you once she got better. :(
>>29974712
I don't care, if she got better and dumped me that's her choice. If she never gets better and I have to support her for as long as she doesn't dump me that's fine as well.
I really just need a reason to live, preferably that reason would be because there's someone I care about who needs my help.
>feeling optimistic
>gonna learn how to dance
>become successful, parents proud of me
>then realise that I'm fat, and i cba becoming unfat
>i dont wanna conform
Who /refusetoconform/ here?
I've even stopped conforming to this sites behaivour and hating women. I simply am indifferent, I look and yearn for a normal life but realise I am very different and will never be "normal"
I'm having barbie dolls and a dreamhouse being shipped to my house right now. Yes, a grown ass man living with his parents is going to play with dolls.
got a problem? Deal with it. (did you see that I didnt even use a capital letter and a question mark...Also not even an apostrophe!!)
>>29974641
I admire you, anon.
Also, I miss that show. Was my fucking childhood.
bumping with this qt girl I've let into my heart. If anyones interested I'll post a cringy convo I had with her.pls no i dont want to look at it
I edited this photo to make it look better and more proffessional.
>>29974641
Barbie dolls actually sound like fun, going to get me some. Being intentionally nonconformist is bullshit man. Just do what you enjoy and be yourself. You only have one life, can't waste it trying to be counterculture.
Greentext humiliating childhood injuries:
>Be 2 or 3 years old
>Have an obsession with looking at hubcaps
>Lean out the car window and look at hubcaps many times with no problem
>One day mom takes me to dry cleaners
>Leaves me in the car
>Gleefully lean out window to look at hubcaps
>Fall out window and land right on my skull
>Crack it open
>Remember my mom running out
>Remember riding in the ambulance
>She tells me there was "blood everywhere"
>Get stitches on the top of my head
The end
>>29974571
Do you think thats why you wound up Mr. Roboto?
You died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
>I'm 10 years old
>All of the cool kids are building pipe bombs and setting them off in the green belt to blow up random shit
>Mine is a masterpiece and I love it, but that couch must die
>chickaboom mk 5 deployed
>my asthmatic ass can't make it behind the plywood in time
>wood chips everywhere, mostly in my arms though
...I fell down, mom.
SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
Go
>>29974564
Again, senpai?
>>29974632
>Intrusive Thoughts About The Many Spiders Forming Inside Your Head
Holy shit fuck that.
roll me up senpai
bloxablox
Do 40+ year olds browse this board?
If so, why? What in the fuck brings you here?
Spicy memes? legitmate autism?
>>29974559
41 checking in. depressed, never had a gf, live at home still, play video games and sleep whenever im not at my job filing papers. why shouldnt i come here?
>>29974870
how have you not killed yourself yet my man? i am not living like this past 30, no fucking way
>>29974870
This is the only time I haven't been bothered by someone posting their own pic out of nowhere.
Hello, oldfriend.
Alright robots,it's Friday night and since most of you (including me) have no plans let's at least make an attempt at socialization tonight.
Tags: r9k, robot9000, robot9001,
Please remind me of any other tags there may be.
>>29974526
bumpity bumpbump!!!odspiosjd
blimp 567890
bumpedibump origano origani
>tfw you suddenly develop erectile dysfunction
>22yr old
I could even have a hardon just looking at porn before, now after I tried to lose my virginity and failed to get hard i'm limp as fuck, forever, morning erections also gone 90%.
What the fuck just happened?
>>29974519
I had ED when I moved to university. Took a month for my boners to rwturn
>>29974597
Its 4 months already.
thats impossable/ Do you bike ? that can cause early erectile disfuntion/ damage to your junk
