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What can I do while commuting to work?
I have 3 hours on public transport every day and I have to be standing the whole time, so playing videogames or reading are out of the equation.
I considered listening to podcasts or audiobooks, since I'm too autistic to enjoy music. Any other robots in the same situation? How do you deal with the monotony? Whenever I do it I feel I want to escape, I can't handle it, it makes me anxious as shit, just because of boredom.
Pic unrelated, but visible nips are my favorite fetish.
>>29976952
You can buy a car you fucking bus rider
>>29977123
>everyone is from America meme
I do have a car though and it would take me more time to get through the city center using it. Plus all the stress, repairs, fuel, it's not only slower in this case but also more expensive.
I know bus is a cuck transportation method and don't get me wrong, I like using my car, but not everyday. I don't see that working.at all.
>>29976952
>3 hours on public transport every day
If I were you, I'd get a closer job or kill myself.
Remember minoribros, no matter how you optimize your value, body, and social contacts, women will choose a white guy over you.
Want to test?
Fembots, which would you choose in this pic?
>>29976951
any of the women in the back
>>29976973
they're ugly though. Why do women even have shit taste in other women?
>>29976951
Left is way better looking, are you retarded?
I think the problem with a lot of robots is you try to go for the Chad look and you fail because that isn't what you are. You are pale, skinny and young you need to be going /fa/ and playing up the skinny pretty boy look. Actually a lot more girls are into that more than Chad bros anyway, you're only going to get dumb sluts with that look.
Basically, stop trying to be Chad and be fashionable/trendy. With this look you will actually attract women who have a higher iq and pay attention to aesthetics, instead of whores who just see muscles and want to fuck.
>>29976928
>encouraging consumerism
>encouraging trend-following
>not bettering your body and soul
>letting modern women influence your lifestyle
>2016
>implying /fa/ fags actually get laid
>You are pale, skinny and young you need to be going /fa/ and playing up the skinny pretty boy look.
I actually did this last year and got attention from girls but they realized I can't hold a conversation for shit and am boring as fuck, now I'm fat again
What was your first kiss like?
Kissless robots need not reply.
>>29976886
drunk, sloppy, perfect
He took me on date that lasted like 6 hours, we ate ice cream and listened to indie music and then later that evening he made his move and french kissed me. I was a terrible kisser, I just made sure not to drool.
He also groped my ass a bit which was lewd, but I didn't care, it was spicy. Later on, he asked if I was a virgin and I told him he was being rude, but I know he knew because the spaghetti was too obvious, since I felt slutty for letting him grab my butts.
But then I thought, fuck it, and let him fondle myboobs, but not under the shirtbecause spaghetti be damned.
I'd rate it pretty high on cool things that happened to me, along with playing Dragon's Dogma. That game was lit.
>>29976886
Drunk and lasted 30 seconds
My second one was great though
This is Dani Mathers. She is a Playboy playmate who recently got in trouble for "body-shaming" after sharing a photo of a naked woman in a locker room on her Snapchat. Every source I've seen has posted a censored version of that photo. I need the uncensored version. Please help, thank you and god bless.
>>29976873
holy fuck her mouth is huge. I bet she could take double digit number of dicks in there
what did she do exactly? how do you "body shame" sorry if you're jabba the hut someone needs to tell you to stop eating pizza all day
>>29976933
A rather normal looking woman was naked on the shower and the retard took a pic of her with "if I can't unsee this then you can't either" on it for some reason.
Maybe the reason is that she lives in a beautiful perfect little dollhouse life where nothing short from media-fed standards exist and when she sees it she gets scared that the real world exists.
>want to get blackout drunk tonight to forget my depression
>tfw no alcohol
>hanging out with only friend
>smoking some weed, drink a bit
>practically begging him to sell me a bit, he said he would a couple weeks ago
>he says he could give me his dealers number, then backtracks and shoots that idea down
>only smoke two bowls, barely feel anything
I guess I'll just get fucked up on my psych meds again tonight. Or rather try to.
>Buy two bottles of vodka
>Drink one throughout the night
>Play video games, listen to music
>Have a lovely bath
>Go on a /comfy/ night walk
>Visit places from my childhood and adolescence
>Smoke cigarettes and take the occasional swig of vodka
Look on the bright side: now you don't have to experience a hangover where the depression is worse than ever
I just want a girl who i can talk to and share everything with.
I want a girl who can make me smile just from the sight of her, and she smiles right back at me.
I want to be a main character in her life story.
I want to be in a relationship where I can put in 100% and she gives 100% back.
I just want to be with somebody who cares about me.
>>29976823
Ill be your girlfriend anon
Original11111
>>29976841
I don't want a transsexual
>>29976898
Beggars can't be choosers you faggot fuck
>it's a hyperactive 20somethings dip their toes into politics and become insufferable episode
S7 EP11
> Ignore the politics and watch the world burn with a vague sense of interest.
so /pol/? Seeing these retarded kids pretending to believe in God and yak yak'ing about Trump is fucking ridiculous.
>>29976800
grand finally a succubus steals my soul and I'm eternally damned to hell
>TFW masturbation doesn't even bring you pleasure anymore
I haven't fapped in like a week, even looking at porn doesn't really make me horny anymore. I don't know what happened, I use to fap like 1-3 times a day and now it's like my sex drive just vanished. I'm not taking any medication or anything like that, it's like people who do nofap and just claim it made them feel better.
>>29976773
That sucks. I hope you have something in your life to derive happiness from, otherwise suicide is inevitable as a robot.
>>29976773
Same here, I haven't fapped in like a week either. Porn looks so stupid/boring lately.
>>29976773
For me I feel if I do nofap it uncomfortably forces me to be social with members of the opposite sex, if I fap I get depressed as I fap to interracial cuckold shit.
if you want more proof that life is unfair, this is muck Jagger's gf. She's a 28 year old ballerina who recently became pregnant by him.
Mick Jagger is 72 and has some pieces like this throwing themselves at him. He has a whole harem full of women waiting to be fucked by him. According to the news he probably won't play a part in the kids life, but this chick is just thankful to be impregnated by him.
Must be nice.
>>29976751
>dating a skeleton with broken legs
maximum shiggy
>>29976780
>says the perma virgin autist
Unique opinion I might add
>>29976780
I wish all the fat fetisishists would get off /r9k/
Why haven't you converted to Islam yet /r9k/? You can fight for Allah and receive many young, European virgins as sex slaves as your reward.
>>29976729
this is how the west will be conquered
every euro man will be killed while the women will be kept for breeding purposes
the decadent, lazy westerners will be no match for the youth and virility of strong muslim men
>>29976729
>Can't Smoke
>Can't Drink
Fuck off
>>29976787
>tfw rich
>tfw endless waves of qt women hang out at my place
According to /r9k/, what is the best Kanye album?
my beatiful dark twisted fantasy
/thread
MBDTF > LR > CD > 808s > Graduation > Yeezus > TLOP
>/r9k/
you mean /mu/ right? robots don't listen to rap
>be straight
>start telling people I'm bisexual
>more girls start talking to me
Why is life such a meme?
>>29976711
They probably just thought you were gay before, now they know that you're a faggot.
>Acquire ambiguous sexuality through internet porn addiction, long-term isolation and general maladjustment.
>Female friend keeps joking about a threeway with her and her fella
>Straight up say I'd be down
>She says yes
>He says no
>That's that I guess
>Female friend starts introducing me to near strangers as her "Zany bisexual pal"
>Mfw
People just don't seem to get discretion any more.
just wait till u fall for the chad meme
Can /r9k/ find the hidden characters in this puzzle!?!?
>>29976710
how many are we looking for? found jew and pepe so far
>>29976710
how come there's never any black people at furry conventions? is it racism?
>>29976740
There are 5 in total.
ordered a pizza for the time from dominoes. large pizza with pepperoni green peppers black olives extra cheese and mushrooms. im getting a can of cokeit just went in the oven. rlly scared to pick up my pizza
the pizzaguy is driving to my house right now
"out for delivery"
>>29976702
good luck with your delivery, hopefully its not a black guy
