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Anyone up for a game of hide and seek?
I'm up for a round, anon.
>>29979306
wow, you sure are edgy m8, a true forerunner with this shit topic.
>>29979306
More like hide and kek
>tfw no lazy eye bf
>>29979279
post contact info, you might stop knowing this feel very soon.are biologically female?
>>29979357
It's a man baby~
domo originagano
>>29979279
>tfw no succubi futa gf to rape me after draining my life force
>go on /a/ for the first time in years
>someone is talking about watching a weird anime with their gf and her reaction to it
>no one calls him out for being a normalslime
>mfw
jesus christ this site has gone to shit
Only a matter of time till you sign into your 4chan account with facebook
>>29979269
no, no that can't possibly happen, can it?
why didn't you call them out anon
be the change you want to see etc etc
Who longhair here?
Sitting around with oil in my hair edition.
>>29979327
i actually like long hair but unfortunately i have shit hair genes and i get constant dandruff as well
>>29979243
Me longhair here
Need to get my dead ends trimmed,
I actually just cut all mine off yesterday. I had it down to my shoulders.
Now it's like a 2 on the back and sides and pushed to the back and left on the top. I like it. Much less maintenance.
Have any of you guys run into thissomewhatredpilled qt's videos on YouTube?
She's a Sargon of Akkad type and points out the entitlement and whiny degeneracy of feminists regularly. You guys might like her.
https://m.youtube.com/user/Shoe0nHead?
I especially liked how she started fucking a guy almost 20 years older than her who was more famous on Youtube so she can get exposure through him, truly a model waifu.
>It's another Oooo i hate feminists i'm so edgy and intelligent please gib attention xPPP
>>29979264
She's a woman, what do you expect? Even the best of them are still kinda shit.
![12-sbarro-spaghetti-meatballs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hWu81gm.jpg "12-sbarro-spaghetti-meatballs[1]")
Do femanons lose their spaghetti too?
>>29979227
No, when a girl is awkward everyone thinks she so cute. When a guy is awkward it's disgusting.
>femanons
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>>29979250
Two types:
Girl loses her spaghetti and this guy is right; people think it's cute.
Type 2: Girl loses her spaghetti but in a gross, awkward way and/or she's unpopular and ugly. No one thinks it's cool. People shuffle awkwardly.
So I just went on my ex's facebook and her profile picture was her and her new bf. I'm not even that upset about the breakup, but I feel really sad seeing that picture. Another breakup I had was worse, so I get sad thinking about her in general, but her picture with her new guy makes it worse.
..Is that normal? Why would I be upset that someone I really care(d) about is happy?
Because you're a cum guzzling faggot.
>>29979188
Quit being such a faggot.
Stop being a complete faggot, normie
>SHE WAS THE ONE AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
normie idiot
every
single
time
my
dude
Once they meet me the aspergers comes out
the one what dipshit what are you even talking about?
> get off of the bus at 4am
> girl in slutty clothing gets off at the same stop as me
> we both walk down a dark passage way
> tfw she keeps looking behind her and speeds up
I understand the context and why she would be worried, but I don't feel sorry for her mainly because of how slutty she was dressed and how she was flirting with the bus driver before we stepped off. I was wearing a suit because I was at work and she was basically wearing a 2 piece swim suit, probably struggling on a night out to get a guy back home with her.
tl;dr girls are whores
>>29979164
You should have raped her, OP. She was clearly asking for it.
>>29979164
So you think she deserved to be concerned about you because of how she was dressed?
Anyone autistic enough to think like you do should be of concern to people.
it sucks that women will wear clothes they are completely uncomfortable in
>tfw no qt trapping weeb boyfriend to cuddle, play vidya and watch anime with
>>29979134
Hi um I could maybe :)
> tfw no weeb gf to pat my head
Just end it already.
>>29979134
please be my gf im a qt twink weeb boy but my proportions are okay im a little feminine but im not trap, my skin tone is also rly nice :):)
Morning wagecucks, prepare to be enlightened.
>>29979091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzuEg_JVqug
Whoops, silly me.
Wagecucks are speechIess.
>>29979091
>>29979105
>>29979550
hi there neetie babies
Let me show you your near future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuV-HofzOyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
enjoy your endless purgatory!
>By some miraculous god given miracle you finally find a gf
>You both decide to have a baby
>Baby is born
>4 years later
>Kid gets sick
>Go to doctor
>Doctor says: Sir, Mam, unfortunately your son/daughter has leukemia
what do?
>>29979015
>what do?
Start working on making another baby.
>>29979015
Do our best to treat the leukemia. Cure rates are pretty damn good for leukemia.
>>29979015
>tfw you ask for a lethal dose of morphine and the doctor gives your child a lolipop instead
See no normies, hear no normies
>>29979014
>tfw normie neighbors throwing a little get together
FUCK OFF YOU SHITS REEEEEEEEEE
>>29979074
>Normies ask me to come to their party
>I say yes
>I really didn't want to go
anyone one else /mischief/
Oh bitch and moan
I have come to the personal conclusion that normie advice is complete nonsense, at least when it comes to the problems that robots have. For the normie, he is relatively content with himself, and some basic health and wellness stuff will allow him to become a bit more confident and good looking, this is sufficient for him and where he is. Then you look at us, we are a far cry from where we want to be in life. I believe that as males there is a hierarchy, this is based on how socially intelligent or manipulative/calculated you are, and your ability to hold yourself confidently among other males as their peer and never their inferior. The robot, in my opinion, must study social psychology psychology, exercise, study Machiavellianism/influence, learn to fight, etc. Those are the true ways to raise status in society, I think many of us hit our heads on the wall trying to "be ourselves" too damned long, I know I did. Thoughts? Can anyone relate to this? I have always had thoughts like this, but it just clicked as an absolute in my mind for some reason.
I've read The Prince, Dale Carneige's book and a book about body language. Overall, my interactions have improved but I still feel dead inside.
>>29978995
>social psychology psychology, exercise, study Machiavellianism/influence, learn to fight
>>29978995
i would say you are spot on
robots, how do you deal with this feeling?
>>29978982
I'll grow old and die and that is ok. I'm not as scared as I once was
>>29979001
my problem is not growing old, my problem is the package that it comes with it
>>29978982
there is a simple solution there anon, die young and respawn!
![765].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3yyMX8X.gif "765]")
