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How does this make you feel?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3IaYhG11ckA
>>29981693
>males have to compete for mating privileges
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Like we need a war. The surplus males were supposed to fight and die in nature. At least give me that dignity.
>>29981693
>males are the disposable gender
nothing i didnt already know
>tfw no trans girlfriend to fuck in the ass
>tfw no cute bf to cum inside my boi pussy
>>29981653
I'll cum in your pussy.
>>29981605
Again, back to >>>/lgbt/ with your gay shit
Are you racist, misogynist and general unpleasant to be around because you are a virgin. Or are you a virgin because you are those things listed above? Me < Former
Hard to say. It grew overtime as I remained a virgin, both reinforcing each others.
>>29981590
there are plenty of racists sexists who get laid all the time
>>29981590
I'm not actually racist. I just think mass immigration and globalization are evil schemes.
And I guess I am misogynist. I just don't like the way they behave as a group. But I don't hate them... I want to like them. They keep hurting me though.
FWIW, I think the behavior of men when there was an actual patriarchy was even worse.
Who /weird fingers/ here?
This hideous, unnaturally long thumb is a deformity I have been forced to struggle with all my life. The only possible release is the sweet embrace of death.
Post and/or discuss your hideous, inhuman thumbs and how they have destroyed any chance at social interaction for you.
Your fingers are fine retard nobidy cares about your fingers either way
>>29981595
Nobody
fuck you shitty keyboard
>>29981595
That's easy for you to say; you probably grew up with undeformed, normie fingers, with no angry lambs belittling you for your degenerate beta tier thumb
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT.. THE HUNS
HUAR.
Huns are the codeword right?
DID THEY SEND ME ROBOTS
WHEN I ASKED FOR CHADS
>>29981554
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?
WHEN I ASKED
FOR SOOOONS
Any pet death stories? Methods for coping?
>dog that I had since I was a kid gets run over by a speeding car
>didn't know until the day was over, he was buried before I even found out
>didn't get to say goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU83gIKZ3oE
That song helped me cope
>>29981540
We got my two pups when I was a toddler, and they lived to be almost 18. Since they never spent a day apart, they were put down on the same day. They'd grown ill together towards the end. It's been a year and a half since they've passed, and I still miss them. I don't think I've ever cried as much as I did when my mom called me to tell me that they were gone. It doesn't get better, but it gets easier. Sometimes I have happy dreams of them, young and healthy.
I also just got a new pup a month ago, and I see a lot of the things I loved about my old friends in her. It makes it easier to look back fondly on them.
>>29981608
U made me cry senpai
I'm going in for the kill guys, wish me luck!
What did he mean by this?
Not a chance that's original. lol
>>29981492
I warmed her up and asked for her number. Lets see what happens
>>29981654
I got her number guys! I messaged a chick on OKcupid, talked to her. Waited a week, talked to her again and got her number. I'm a fucking man now
Do you think he could have fapped to anime & the shooting would have never happened /r9k/??.
Not really he was mentally ill so no.
I just want someone to go on a mass killing spree over something sensible like antinatalism or the inability to find a job after graduating with a STEM degree
>>29981431
>I just want someone to go on a mass killing spree
desu
baka
cuck
what do they mean by this?
>>29981429
Smh Idk desu senpai
>>29981445
baka desu senpai replier
kill urself bake desu crempai
what was life like before the internet?
>>29981352
you used to go out to the corner shop with your pals and grab a malt with staciE and Chad because you got along. then you would go around the corner and Billy club and nigger for blinking in your direction
>>29981352
You had to have friends or hobbies and for entertainment, you would have to go to some entertainment location which normally cost money. Oh yeah, and there was paper everywhere. Everything was on paper, so much paper, you have to buy boxes to fill with paper and cabinets to fill with folders and so much fucking paper.
less lazy
Do normies (and forgive the word, this isn't a meme/bait post, it's just the quickest way to say it) have Facebook or Skype groups, or ongoing group texts, or something to keep up on social news within their friendgroups?
I seriously have no clue how they do it, most of my normie friends aren't the type to have long phone conversations with anyone who isn't a girl they're orbiting, and from my own limited experience (trigger warning, I do have some friends) it's incredibly hard to get even a small group of people together. How do normies just get large groups of people together?
Is it Facebook groups and whatnot? I'm always triggered by those because I don't want people to see it and think I'm slighting them by not giving them an invite, or whatever.
>tfw only a couple IRL friends have invited you to group chats, and both chats quickly died
SIDENOTE: This question is for people who are not in school, college or otherwise, obviously. Highschoolfags shouldn't even be in here, this is an adult board.
tl;dr how the fuck do normies get groups together
Me and my friends have a group chat on facebook thats been going on since high school. (we're all around 22 now) It dies off a lot but someone eventually posts about something and the convo is rekindled again.
It's gotten to the point that it's pretty much impossible to get everyone to a single hangout, maybe once a year if we're lucky. Even if you can only get one or two friends to go, just do it anyway. It was kinda awkward for us at first since we were always used to our big group. It's tougher to hold a conversation with just one or two people. But I think our friendships got better that way since we got to know each other in a different way.
Don't worry about having everyone at one hangout all the time, and go for it even if it's just one or two people.
>>29981538
So IRL group chats aren't just a meme, or some event-specific thing that are deleted after it happens. Good to know. Honestly, thanks. I didn't know that.
>tfw left the few group convos you were invited to because I thought they were just failed memes
>>29981329
>tfw you dont have a large group of friends to go on LAN parties every weekend with
This is a trap, isn't it?
No because he doesn't pass.
>>29981339
It was under the girl tag.
I would. Get some of that ass OP
How many days do we have left again?
>>29981321
This isn't /v/ fuccboi, open wide or do a 360 and walk away
>>29981321
not enough... not enough
but maybe its a good thing
i forgot about these posts
> *huff* *huff* anon I'm sooooo full, come over here and give me a belly rub
i really wanna rub that tummy
I really don't mind fat chicks if they have attractive skinny faces. Hell I'd have a fucking monster obese grill if she had an attractive face, imagine diving into her huge juicy tits.
>tfw you realize after all this time this is not a fat fetishest but landwhale spreading propaganda to make robots more attractive to them
>fapping to crossdresser facial compilation
>cum and quickly close browser in shame
>turn around and see I forgot to close the door
>mum standing there silent with shocked look on her face
>try and mumble out the phrase "I-it's not gay"
>feel like I'm about to cry
>mum closes the door and goes downstairs
>tfw dad will get home any second now
>>29981262
please be real
el ema oooo
>MFW
Originito positito
>>29981262
Maybe dad will turn you into the sissy from your porn when he gets back
