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Hey robots, what are your thoughts on mail order waifus?
Will probably try if I am desperate af one day
jk can't get any more desperate than now
>>29983406
I seriously hope they're sending her by post
Cost of said waifu?
Is this board filled with more whites? Where's all my asian robots at?
They are currently building their lives off of their perfect SAT scores.
>>29983389
Indian here, is that Asian enough
Yeah all the boards are filled with whites, probably because this is and English language website popular in mainly anglo countries
>>29983413
Do you inject curry or smoke it
So hows the hair holding up robots?
That hairline recede any further?
Hair falling out?
Thinning problems?
That spot you thought was just your hair parting turning out to be a bald spot?
Tell me your story robot. I am worried every single god dam day.
My brother is 27 and bald as a baseball, my dad was bald in his 20's and my grand fathers were no better.
I am 25 with hair and already saving for hair plugs.
How much do hair plugs cost?
I'm not balding or anything but Jesus Christ it must be fucked up.
Why does t have to be the hair on your head that you lose? Why can't it be just your leg hair or pubic hair?
pure fucking evil tbqh
>>29983395
10 grand roughly.
I am prepared to plug um in as soon as my hair falls out.
How do you even reply to this?
>>29983339
"where is that"
orignalshh
>>29983339
Tell you were talking about Pokemon and not whatever STD she has.
>>29983339
I'd ask
"right now?"or "when?"
Anyone else know that feel when you realize the only way to get better at a certain task is to be more intelligent?
Have a chart.
>>29983361
Memes can't change the reality that intelligence is fixed some people have brains that make them less mentally capable than others while some have brains that make them more mentally capable than others, the info graph you posted is stupid.
>>29983361
Wow, that's a pretty cool application of the placebo effect. Believing you can improve makes you improve. Believing you're static makes you static.
Hi. I would've liked this but sauce sauce sauce sauce. I can't find this shit on google easily. I cannot believe this shit without the proper reasoning.
No, it's not self explanatory. I refuse to believe this until proven otherwise.
I'm not saying it's wrong. Give me a source, maybe a paper or a link, For each statement can be said by anyone.
I hate graphs without sources.
Why aren't you a libertarian yet /r9k/?
But l am OP
Also libertarian here. Except for privatizing prisons. Fuck that.
>>29983316
>muh property
asdfajdvsjdvs
One of my childhood friends released his first professional hickhop rap videos today, any support?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxM24UtJ8xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxM24UtJ8xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxM24UtJ8xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxM24UtJ8xY
>>29983298
Not bad, actually.
fucking really hate the music but music video seems really well-made
>>29983334
Why do you hate the music? Is it the accent or the mic work?
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/06/eritrean-community-service-sex-attack/
>Professor Monika Frommel said that the assault was nothing to do with the Eritrean's culture and instead blamed Germany for the brutal attack. The criminologist said that "lack of prospects, lack of recognition and lack of access to sex" drives migrants to sexually assault women. To counter this, she argues, the country must improve opportunities for young migrant men.
Why haven't you moved to Germany yet, anon?
BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING CIS WHITE MALES.
We don't count as "migrants", we're too privileged.
We're the ones who are gonna have to get laid less to give those poor barbarians a chance.
Jokes on them though, we don't get laid at all HAH!
>>29983287
The criminologist said that "lack of prospects, lack of recognition and lack of access to sex" drives migrants to sexually assault women.
>Lack of access to sex drives migrants to sexually assault women
The same thing for us but when we rape we're called entitled. When can we expect to have sexual welfare with prostitutes given out like food stamps?
>>29983443
just put some shoe polish on your face man its not hard
Any /pol/acks here? Kikes shut us down again
Reminder that /pol/ hates people like you. What kind of cuck wants to help those who hate him?
How so brother?9
>>29983267
All 4chan is working but /pol/ because we created Erdogan memes and spread them
who here true /lawfulgood/?
>inb4 I do good things sometimes xD
>inb4 I'm a nice person
>inb4 I only lie for small things
>inb4 addictions of any kind
Druggies, mentally disabled, the poor, the rich, liars, murderers, thieves, saints, geniuses, soldiers, sluts, scientists, teachers, racecar drivers, firefighters, architects, astronauts, atheists, muslims, jews, whites, blacks, azns, abos, you.
I want to save them, robots. All of them.
I always get neutral good. Helping people can be nice sometimes, but I'm sure as shit not letting anyone else help me.
>tfw I'm always nice to others out of empathy but can't make myself genuinely care about them at all
>>29983358
>tfw no empathy but I sympathize with almost everyone
we're all victims in some way
everything could have been different
What's your most embarrassing secret?I still wet the bed
>>29983202
I wanna suck dicks :)
normal to admit on this board but I would kill myself if someone irl found out
>>29983202
I'm a gay bottom
I fapped in public once
I own several sex toys
I want to kill someone and display their body in a public place.
>tell myself I'll go to bed at 1am at the latest
>it's 3:30 am now and probably gonna be up until 6
>>29983176
It's also 3:30 and I said I would sleep at 11
I took a nap today, well yesterday, so I'm not going to bed anytime soon. Where on the East coast you at, bro?
>>29983176
Do you by any chance live in Indiana?
>tfw no anons live in my boring as shit state
>We must secure the existence of the white race
lol
>tfw latina wife
>tfw kids look nothing like me, don't share any features
It's like her genes completely overwrote mine.
>>29983204
>look nothing like me
Enjoy raising your wife's kids you fucking normie cuck.
>>29983218
They're mine, paternity test confirmed.
I am tired of being a robot, there is this cute girl that I want to ask out. How do you ask a girl out? Just say, "Hey I think you're cute, want to go out with me?" Do I need to be fancy and flirt first or just say that? She gives me a cold shoulder, but I think I'll regret not trying once I leave this store for a new job and never see her again.
I'm so lonely and I want to snuggle with a girl and watch movies, like horror movies instead of watching alone with no one to talk to.
Flirting first is best. It shows interest without sounding desperate and pushy. Even if the flirting is straightforward i.e. "You're one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen."
Shit Usually works unless she's fully uninterested
>>29983238
Im so bad at flirting though so I want to try easy straight flirting by saying shes cute then ask and say I want to get to know her. I hope no one walks in the store if I see her again or I think ill pussy out. My weeks of employment here is dwindling and she only sometimes come on friday and saturday.
I cried one day after work because I bitched out on asking her out. I want to stop living in fear and try things
Try taking a look at yourself from an outside point of view. Are you attractive? Are you confident? Would a girl be interested in you? If the answer to those is no, then you need to work on it first. The key to getting a girl to say yes when you ask her out is to be awesome, and know you're awesome. Know that any girl would swoon over you.
t. former loser who learned confidence and now can pull girls easily
>work in a busy hotel
>people have absolutely zero awareness of others
>ask the most simple questions in the most complicated way possible with lots and lots of "umms" and "errhhhs"
>do this with a 10+ people queue, expecting me to answer all their retarded sightseeing questions
Do people just become little narcissistic babies whenever they go on a holiday or what? It's gotten to the point where I just interrupt their questions with quick answers because I already know what they're going to ask 90% of the time.
No, you work there, so they expect you to be an expert on fucking EVERYTHING.
It never occurs to them that you're just a normal guy who just wants to clock in and clock out and never think about work when you're at home.
>>29983163
It's more about the awareness thing. Why do people lose all sense of others when they're on a holiday? It's such a rapid personality shift it's impressive.
>>29983163
>No, you work there, so they expect you to be an expert on fucking EVERYTHING.
>It never occurs to them that you're just a normal guy who just wants to clock in and clock out and never think about work when you're at home.
This one of the worst things about working most jobs and then they say"i am gonna report you for not knowing where the random crazy item is".
