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it's another /threadenders/
get in here if you kill threads
if I can't be the first reply I don't even bother posting
>tfw when you make a post everyone just magically stops discussing and the thread dies
>tfw everyone either ignores your posts or misconstrues them
Who here /loveshentai/? Shit's fucking amazing. So many scenarios destroy my dick. Sex is so boring compared to it.
>>29985316
>hentai gifs/vids
Nah, manga is like 1000 times better
>>29985342
Oh sorry, I meant all of it games, videos, manga's cg's. My favorites are extremely lewd manga and well-drawn cg's.
http://exhentai.org/g/951802/df1e940664/
This is one in particular is amazing
>Meet Austrian girl online
>Develop a friendship that turns sexual after about 3 months
>She begs me to visit her and fug her
>Complains about the lack of attention from her boyfriend even though she's a babe
>They've been together for 3 years
y do normies hate sex?
Should I cuck him when I visit Austria in a few months?
>>29985310
Can you post pics? Also yes enjoy that bogan poon anon.
>>29985310
you are literally talking to a man unless you've extensively videochatted with her.
>>29985337
either this, or she's lying just so she can get some different cock without sounding like an outright whore.
>that post drunk clarity
>that sense of oneness with the world
>that sense of peace
>that sense of euphoria
>Anxiety gone
>Anger gone
>Sadness gone
Do you know what I mean? Shame I'm going to be asleep in about 20 mins so when I wake up I'll be back to "normal." I would do great things if I could feel like this all the time.
IKTF senpai. I usually feel better 'hungover' than when I'm actively durnk desu.
>>29985290
And it's all fake
>drink from 1:30 pm to 2 am last night
get up at 8:00 am
>not actively hungover but feeling it
>gonna do the same thing today
it is what it is
who here /dontgiveafuck/
>eating while standing
>drop plate
>eat it off the floor
I /dontgiveafuck/
>>29985287
HAHA NO FUCKS GIVEN IM COOL NOW RITE R9K RARE PEPPS LMAO
>>29985287
you look sad for someone who don'tgiveafuck
I'm spent all night on r9k and it's 6am. I'll probably be on here till 10pm till I crash and that's how I'll spend my Saturday. I could just stare at a wall and I'd be fine. As long as I'm alone and don't have to worry about anything for now.
am i worthless 22 khv male with a wrecked mind because of bad childhood/teen experiences maybe partially genetic also
aww did daddy fuck your bumbum? poor baby...
Same but I will turn 24 this year
At least try to do something about that if you can.
I'm not properly one of you -- I have a successful career and generally do well with girls, even though they leave eventually when they get tired of my lack of emotional availability (and my fashy politics). I have a large circle of friends both IRL and online, but there's a caveat:
None of my friends have other friends. All of them, with the exception of my roommate (my best friend who is a Chad, I'm not friends with his friends), have no other real friends but me. They've told me this.
Why does this happen? Why do only robots want to be my friend? I am an extrovert (ENTP) and I have zero extroverted friends.
>>29985247
I' am kind of the opposite of you
>ENTP
I don't really have robot friends besides this one guy who does sweet films. I get along with everybody but nobody can understand me which is probably why I act out.
Remember anon. Cyborgs don't have allies on either side.
>>29985615
That's why I'm emotionally unavailable. It's an act. I once decided to answer the question "you look distracted, what are you thinking about?" with the honest "thinking about how things would be different if the Ottomans had been victorious at the battle of Lepanto" and the girl looked at me like I was from another planet. Now I just make up an answer.
>>29985786
I know that very specific feel, anon
Many people on this board will see themselves as robots. I was a robot once upon a time and now I get pussy 4-5 times a week. It's not as hard as you think.
Here's how to be a chad.
1. GET RID OF FACIAL HAIR... This shit looks disgusting and unless you can grow a really manly beard women won't want it.
2. 'Lift, bro' this is optional, it will increase the number of women you have sex with a week but you don't need it.
3. Ask women questions, and when asked about your personal interests, don't say 'uhh anime, computer gamesss' because that turns women off. 'I'm pretty into cars and films, have you seen (insert normie film here)?'
4. Swallow the red pill. Women like chivalry, and expect you to approach them as well as you doing all the legwork in terms of paying for everything and initiating conversation. If you find this difficult, get yourself some benzos or cocaine, it works a treat for socializing.
5. Just ACT like a Chad. Act like you get pussy all the time, and you will. Women want studs, not lonely virgins, it's how nature intended! You do a good job of parodying it, so why not BE it?
Enjoy Chaddom!
GTFO my board normie
Most of us are iredeemable
>>29985262
But.... I thought it was just my shitty social skills..
As a femanon, I totally agree with the facial hair thing. Fucking gross if its nasty and thin like 99% of robots grow it.
/r9k/ tell stories how you tried to fit in
i've just come home back from a huge festival here, I only lasted 1 day, because I felt like I didn't belong there, all those confident normies, all those couples, all those mean people
I was with my buddy, but I still felt like shit - I know that going to a festival and with a buddie seems normie, but I really do feel like I'm not one provided I felt like shit there
I came primaly for the concerts, which I didn't enjoy either, I might be getting to old for that shit
also waiting in a queue there was this very confident normie making weird faces to people and shit and I was so scared of him, and at the time I got to the front of the queue he threw a fucking coin at me - idk, but shit like that can destroy my whole day, I'm just mentally a fucking nothing, I cannot endure any dose of bully
fucking kill yourself
Is that too much bully for you?
I'm at that point where when I go out (occasionally), some guy would look at me funny and I would spend the next hour wondering whether it is obvious that I'm not a normie.
The only place where I fit in is at home or work, fuck everything else in between, I don't need that shit.
should have just got really drunk m8
What was the worst thing that ever happen to you?
I got kicked in the nuts
my face simply existing
going on this board
Up to 82% of women have completely incompatible personalities with intuitive men and intuitive men make up 43% of the male population.
http://i.imgur.com/ChRKX4V.png
http://i.imgur.com/BGkO3nl.png
Take into account other factors like age, location, culture. Then take into account being an introvert which lowers the total number of women you meet. Then take into account that you've got a 80% handy cap: That is of all the women you do actually meet: 4 out of 5 are fundamentally incompatible with your personality type.
Just how fucked are we robots?
Dunno, I failed maths. Nice colours though
INFJs are difficult to work with, I can't handle myself.
>>29985542
INFJ is like the rarest possible personality type
Family member loses something.
>it's just misplaced
I lose something.
>wow anon, you're irresponsible
When they bump into me, I either apologize or just brush it off completely since it's nothing
When I bump into them:
>Really anon? while looking at me like a fucking retard like if I did it on purpose
When I accidentally spill their cup of water/soda that's on the floor
>Anon you spilled it, clean it
When they spill it
>anon, it's your cup, clean it.
Does this shit happen to you fellow robots?
>Does this shit happen to you fellow robots?
No. I live alone and it's AWESOME.
Grow a spine and learn to say no. Put yourself before every other person. Here's a good book for those who fell for the be nice meme and being a doormat
https://7chan.org/lit/src/Robert_Glover_-_No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy.pdf
>>29985067
Fuck no does that happen to me.
Dude, your family are dicks.
ITT: famous robots
I'll start with DFW
>He was reported to have slept with some of his female students while teaching at university and sometimes exhibited stalking-like obsessive behavior when enamored of a woman.
He was getting alot, ALOT of pussy.
>>29985024
Arthur Schopenhauer obviously
uberrobot michel houellebecq
42 roaches voted for their puppet master
http://www.strawpoll.me/10751384
>>29985015
FrailSnail on suicide watch
>>29985015
No blobo?
Shipmanposting is the meme we need but do not deserve
2008 was 8 years ago
how can it be? it feels like yesterday that i woke up and had fun.
it cant be
no it cant be real
IT CANT BEEEEE!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
IT MUST BE A DREAM!!!!
I still remember seeing Avatar in theaters and being disappointed with the 3D. Apparently for most people here now this was a "childhood movie"
It was so long ago so it doesnt even feel real, anon.
>>29985031
Saw it at 14. Loved it.
