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Hello follow Comfy Bot travelers :)
I've decided to try my luck with streaming video games since I need another thing to fail at. I know I'm not suppose to be here anymore since I no longer am a Bot however /r9k/ has always felt right for me.
In honor of /r9k/ I've made my channel dedicated to being Comfy :)
I'm here to ask if anyone streams or anything like this and if you have any pointers. I've finally finished my layout and configs and I believe I've got everything. I'm trying to give a new experience to this whole streaming thing.
If anyone has any good ideas for giveaways please let me know. I finally have money to do this now but its difficult when trying to give stuff away when playing mostly Overwatch. Used to play CSGO and skin giveaways were easy, but with Overwatch you can't really give anything away :\
I have a usp-s Kill Command for anyone who is willing to give a good idea for giveaways.
General game, stream, and advice thread.
reported for being a normie shill
>>29986265
I'm running a duel PC set up for this. I'm not gonna lie this took forever to put together with no knowledge of how anything works but finally everything has come together.
Just finished the final tweeks to everything and believe I should finally be done and ready to go full force.
I've testing games here and there with people and they say they love it. However some love and hate my voice :)
General battle station thread too!
>>29986271
You totally can but I'm no normalfag, I've actually gone waaay beyond that. But do what you must my Comfy traveler :)
Yesterday I had asian sushi and little did I know it was very ill prepared.
I caught the affects immediately and started to sweat and get very sickly till my boss let me go home early.
It got worse at home and I went to the hospital, threw up numerous times and caught a fever. I feel like an idiot for eating out and an even bigger idiot for thinking anyone would care.
My big brother has came to cheer me up, same with my mom and dad. But what did my heart was my crush came.
She said she was "extremely" worried about me and actually stayed a whole night at the hospital till this morning.
How am I suppose to feel about this? Does she really live me? Or is this the same old friendship concern bullshit.
She should have never fucking came.
What kind of fucking beta is upset that his crush came and saw him in the hospital? Please tell me you aren't actually this hopeless.
>>29986244
Shouldn't you be a bit more thankful? Ungrateful piece of shit
>Only visitor is my crush
>My big brother has came to cheer me up, same with my mom and dad
You stupid bitch, you should be fucking grateful you have a crush that actually cares about you regardless of motive
Well? Wjat are you waiting for, /r9k/? Eat me out.
repost, post actual noods or gtfo
>>29986117
is this the new brap posting?muted by my own
>>29986117
>Lick screen
>Face remains same
>DidIDoItRight?.jpg
What does /r9k/ think of average white girls?
>>29986100
i am a slav and where i live she is uglier than average but i would still fall in love with her if she showed any interest in me
Average
She's kinda hot dude.
>>29986100
I want one so badly. Just a no drama, 5 or 6/10, skinny, mildy depressed white girl. Please god I'll do anything.
Please tell me one of you robots archived the video where he broke down and cried this Thursday
It was about 3 minutes in length where he talks about the red pill and how he can't take it any more
I don't think that ever happened, leaf
>>29986124
Oh, but it did.
I screencapped some parts so mongs like you won't deny it
>>29986124
Also, he burped and hiccuped in it too
Kid's fucking off the rails as of late, glad /pol/ set him straight
>He blames the normalfags for all of his problems
Protip:It's your fault.
okay
the amount of times i've been told that has exceeded the hundreds
>>29986059
A lot of the time the normies are to blame.
>>29986059
>me getting bullied over something I can't control is my fault
My self-hatred is already at max so I don't really care what you say OP
Hi Cucks!
FaggotFag here with some friendly advice for all you sad robots who think you will never find a mate. Being the fag that I am I have lots of girlfriends and we often gossip about cute guys and like whilst at the salon getting our nails done by those lovely Vietnamese mail order brides. Our gossip often goes like this:
>So I got asked out today
>Ohhhh really was he cute?
>No, not really
>Ohhhh so what'd'you say?
>Well I was flattered but also flustered cause I had to reject him and I didn't know what to do so I just laughed in his face, I feel kinda bad about it.
>Well you should bitch, men have feelings too you know. You probably knocked him out of the game for the next 3 years with that response.
>Well it's hard, when a guy asks you out and you don't find him attractive how're you meant to say no without hurting his self esteem?
>Just say you're flattered, but you don't fancy him, but he's still cute so keep on trying!
>That's easy to say in hindsight, but y'know what it's like at the time and you get that strange mix of happiness crossed with frustration cause he's not a cute guy and your emotions take hold in the moment and you don't know how to react so you just laugh
>Yeah I guess that makes sense, you're still a bitch though *giggles*. Shall we go get some mojitos after this?
>You know it boyfriiiieeennndddd
>Wooo!
So there you have robots, never give up even in the face of all out rejection, most girls just don't have the cognitive capacity to politely reject someone as they overcome with emotion and so pick the worst possible but most direct way of saying no. Keep trying!!! The right Stacy is out there for you somewhere!
Kisses xoxoxox
>even if they're cruel they make it about themselves
fuck off you degenerates
>>29986041
>>That's easy to say in hindsight, but y'know what it's like at the time and you get that strange mix of happiness crossed with frustration cause he's not a cute guy and your emotions take hold in the moment and you don't know how to react so you just laugh
No, I don't know that feeling. I suspect it doesn't exist in males.
Jesus Christ the more I think about it the more I fail to understand how society has managed to function even this long. The internet has shoved so many dark truths in my face I feel as though I'm permanently sick.
>>29986079
This is why you'll never get a gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO MORE I WANT A GF
WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29986001
keep lowering your standards OP
>>29986200
I'm no where near that point. I have literally never spoken to a woman that is not my mum or on a professional level (checkout girl, etc)
I CAN'T EVEN TURN THE CONSOLE ON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29986001
https://youtu.be/mmNBFTsGACQ
at least now you can pretend OP
Fake it till you make it doesn't work
We just don't fit in the world
>be socially retarted outcast through middle school
>before high school, read about "faking it" and do it
>get normie group of friends, be best friends with a chad
>keep getting better at it and start hitting all the normie landmarks (7/10 gf, lose v, graduate)
>start med school
From the outside I look like a normie but I'm dead inside and I've only realized that now. I've betrayed my nature and tried to change myself but it's no use. I hate all of my "friends" who only like my normie disguise.
You don't really "make it" you just get better at it and I've wasted years of my life being something I'm not.
What the fuck should I do now
most robots fall for this and end up burning out or having a mental breakdown
I'll tell you what your retarded parents who got child rearing from a book written by a controlling psycho didn't.
You should be yourself. Everything you do should be something you wanted. Never do anything because it might make someone happy or its best for everyone. Doing this alone isn't enough. You also have to surround yourself with people who like you without you playing pretend.
>>29985982
>What the fuck should I do now
if things are that bad then i guess you just have to kill yourself
domo arigato, dr.roboto
I am acutely aware of being a pile of flesh that is controlled by hormones and chemicals. I can't take any of my experiences seriously. It's all a joke and my ability to realize this is just an unfortunate side-effect of having evolved intelligence.
>>29985960
And you trust those hormones and chemicals in telling you so?
>>29987222
I said that my thoughts and experiences are a joke, not that they are unreliable.
>>29985960
Here desu:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastery_(book)
Should we use this game for normie hunting?
>>29985935
we should use it for getting out and having fun
also maybe finding friends :)
Maybe you can lure in players to dangerous areas, make traps there that make them die in ways that seem accidental. Or place those "lures" in really dangerous places like construction areas. Im not sure how the game works, but I saw pictures about lures that mean that there are pokemon there or something. Already some people fallen off of bridges, gotten into car crashes and such, these retards will surely hunt pokemon even in a fucking volcano.
>>29985935
If only we could figure out a way to hack pokemon into existence in the game
I'd put an ultra rare one on the freeway
I'd put one in an elementary school during recess
I'd put one on stage at a play
You could have so much fun messing with people's minds
Vocaroo thread! I want to hear what you all sound like :3
I'll start
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZW5u4RZX2k
>>29985926
are you some sort of faggot?
fucking oregano is worst spice
>>29986003
Indeed. I am a garbage-tier tarp, friendo. :o)
>>29986021
welp, best of luck with that OP
Okay so how the fuck do I get clear skin without having to use all of those damn creams and whatever?
I already eat healthy and work out but my chin and forehead are covered in spots.
What the fuck do I do?
>>29985922
maybe you just need to outgrow them.
If I told you my what I did to fix my skin, which was ridden with seborrheic dermatitis and acne and ruined my life for like, 6 years, would you actually listen and follow my advice? Because I'll share but not if it's going to be ignored or substituted.
>>29986325
Not OP but I'll listen, man. I've got dermatitis as well and it's a bitch, even though it's under control for now it's preventing me from cleaning blackheads which make me look fugly.
>parents say i need to clean my ears
>parents say i smell
>parents say my room is disgusting
So not only do normalfags bully me, but my parents to? Damn
>>29985899
CLEAN YOURSELF AND YOUR ROOM, ANON.
Maybe you should stop being such a disgusting piece of shit instead of bitching about it.
Post your room, Anon.
In the heat of the moment I cummed raw inside a trap lastnight robots
Can traps get preggers?
yes, she will give birth to an anime girl in 9 months
>>29985892
"no"was she cute?
>>29985892
no but they can sprout wings
