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I AM SUFFERING
>>29990335
Suck my cock
orignalio
We don't give 6 shits.
>>29990335
Cool. Enjoy suffering.
Hi r9k I have a story for you
So before I tell you my story you need to know a little bit of background information. At the time of this I was 22 and just moved to Detroit. Now I'm original from a Barry small town in Wyoming and have never really had any friends because there weren't many of my age when I was growing up, also I was homeschooled and never really left my house that much. Also I was a virgin still. So enough of this faggot shit lets get into it.
>so just moved
>no friends or relationships with anyone here
>decided to try to meet some people
>go to bar
>try to flirt with girls but have no social skills
>give up
>try my luck at the market to make friends
>realize what the fuck am I doing
>about to give up and spent the rest of my day as a dweller
>say fuck it and go on Craig's list for last chance before I give up
>try to contact all of these people and they see right though my pathetic soul
>eventually find a post titled "all anonymous gathering"
>read the description
>"completely anonymous gathering"
>"everyone is allowed"
>"come alone"
>"where mask"
>"very formal"
>start to trade emails between the poster
>seems nice and legit as you could be on Craigslist
>eventually get the address of where it's gonna be
>it's on Saturday night and about a half hour out from where my apartment is
CONT?
Don't ask and simply do it you fucking faggot
>>29990328
Really? Is no one even looking?
>so I'm now In preparation faze and me being the poorfag I am I go to target
>find nice collard shits and pants to go with each other
>look around for a mask
>nothing but superhero masks
>fuck it buy Spider-Man mask
>so Saturday comes
>super worried and have no idea what to expect
>drive to the house where it's happening
>not bad neighborhood actually seems pretty nice
>get to the house
>for what ever reason this memory is the most clearest out of the night
>I remember getting out of my car and the air just smelt really funny but good
>the house when I got a closer look was bright green (it was 11:00 pm at the time of this also)
>so I am now on the sidewalk leading up to the hose and I can see one of those mini playground sets with swings and a slide
>at the door now can hear a bunch of noise and people walking around and talking
>super nervous and have no idea what to expect so I put on my spider man mask
Also forgot to say but this but when I was emailing the person they said to just walk in
>>29990422
Well go in! See what the people are like and try to make a friend
How do you handle that occasional moment of weakness, when you doubt your robot ways, and think you'd give it all away for a gf?
>>29990318
plese respon
>>29990318
You go for it.
Being a robot isn't cool
>>29990770
Not OP, but it feels like there's no dignity in being a normie, like I'd be betraying my true character if I were to become one.
>decide to join a BJJ club to get out more and learn self defense
>it goes well the first couple weeks
>we have two girls in the club
>"rolling" (sparring) is coed for some reason
>get paired up with one of the girls
>she's average, like a 6/10
>end up getting a boner while rolling with her
>she freaks out and tells the captain of the team
>I'm told "not to come back for a couple weeks"
I couldn't help it, it's a natural reaction! Fuck normies
Why are you learning how to fight from favela monkeys? If you want to roll around in the mud like a fucking pig it's great, but if you're trying to defend yourself from someone with a gun it's fucking useless.
>>29990386
Idk I wanted to learn self defense and thought BJJ was a good way to learn while meeting people
>>29990306
>"And THIS is the venezuelan spider monkey half nels-..what's that? WHAT'S POKING ME, ANON?"
Alright, I laughed.
Weekly reminder that if you don't have an overbite you are not a robot. You are a failed normie.
Got that dont worry
>never any normies in these threads telling people to just b themselves
gee I wonder why
Doesn't every human being have a slight over bite though?
Does schlicking feel better than fapping?
Yes, female orgasm is about 10 (TEN) times more intense than male orgasm and females feel pleasure during stimulation outside of orgasm as well, unlike males.
Yes, every woman has a orgasm that feels approximately 4626 times better than a male orgasm and they can have over 9000 orgasms in a row.
Trust me, Im an expert.
>>29990206
who cares
origuisbrg v
I don't get how people can unironically say Reviewbrah is ugly or weird looking. I wish I would look like him. Just look at the pic, he looks like an aspiring detective or a manga villain. Straight out of Persona 5 or Baccano. My face is a monstrous trainwreck compared to hisor anyones, really. I wish I had his looks.
reviewbrah is a qt
He is extremely repulsive in appearance , everything from the way his ugly face looks to the horrible way he dresses. Doesn't help that he has a speech impediment and Autism.
>>29990618
when i read comments like this i imagine a fat, smelly and ugly fuck trying to feel better about himself
or that canadian autist
im sure you're one of those two
Today we make history.
>>30000000
I've got my special pants on.
How shall we celebrate?
let the games begin fampais
I don't feel like killing myself today
What is going on
This is worrying
I haven't felt like this without drugs in years
I didn't even take anything
>was suicidal for over 365 days.
>still hasn't killed self.
You were never suicidal in the first place.
Don't worry anon... the urge will return soon enough
>>29990187
Psych wards do make committing suicide a bit more difficult
Also tfw pussy
>tfw you didn't want to play with black kids when you were a child because you believed their skin might be infectious
i'm sorry
>>29990146
>tfw you didn't want to play with the black kids when you were a child because you knew how lowly and smelly they were
i'm not sorry
What are you sorry for? Sounds like the child version of you actually had some common fucking sense. Keep away from those filthy niggers.
>>29990146
>also felt that way as child
>avoided them
>came out fine
>friend of mine, same age, didn't think ahead like me
>to this day he wears do-rags and flat-billed baseball caps with his boating shorts (he's a rich white kid)
>he tried to become a rapper and asked me to be in his entourage before he even wrote a single song
>he was terrible
It was infectious after all
Do I have a chance with asian girls?
I'm light skinned mulatto (half carribean, half english), 6'4, but do chinese/japanese/korean grills racemix?
>>29990130
no, no girls like niggers except other nigresses
>>29990130
Blacks are to Asians as Abbos are to whites
plus 6'4'' is freak height territory to Asians, like 6'5''-6'7'' is here
>6'4'' nigger
You don't have a shot anon.
What ever happened to that guy who secretly raising his neighbor's loli daughter to be his wife one?
Haven't seen his posts for a while, they gave me hope.
I don't know but you reminded me of that anon from years ago that got custody of his niece or something and posted stories about her. I can barely remember.
If he moved to Pakistan he could just marry his neighbour's daughter. He could marry as many of them as he wanted.
bump in case he comes
Why would I want a girlfriend when anime girls are much cuter and don't act like cunts?
>>29990075
Because they're not real anon, the best you can get is roleplay
>>29990407
Eh VR is right around the corner young one.
dude, you're talking about a drawing
that's some sort of mental illness...
>there are richfags on this board who are kissless virgins
how stupid can you be?
but I want a girl to love me for me not my money
>>29990073
Why not just get a really hot hooker and pay her to pretend to love you or call you daddy or whatever makes your sad lonely peepee happy?
I'm one of them
Honestly at this point, I just want a robot girl to keep in my apartment who will cook a meal for me and do whatever I want sexwise.
I'd provide all her essential needs, so she could live a comfy life and never have to work.
>What's the matter buddy, shy bladder?
I am feeling raped right now.
>>29990185
that's pretty hot desu senpai
oregano
>>29990041
Is that a glass full of piss or beer sitting on the urinal ?
Because I dont know which option I find even morer disgusting.
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