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The failed coup in Turkey is what the hoped-for "great beta uprising" would look like.
I.e. low-T skinny ectomorphs being put in their place by physically robust alpha males.
It would fizzle out even faster than the Turkish coup did.
still would be something to do though, a reason to leave the house
yeah. If you don't try at least, you'll never succeed. 100% of the revolutions you don't undertake fizzle.
>>29991284
Bunch of cunts. Istanbul probably has more people who would support the coup than not, given what I saw during the 2013 Gezi Park protests. However, they all listened to the military, stayed inside, and obeyed the curfew, all while the AKP broadcasted literal calls to jihad on the speakers of local mosques.
We wanted him to be Erdogone, but now he's more phonetically accurate and has ErdoWON.
I wanna put my willy up a girl's fanny and do a cum.
>>29991278
ew ew ew
why?
dont put it up that fucking hamplants vag whatever you do
doing cums inside a girl's ovaries is the best
Anon, Mommies got some special fudge fresh from her skinky oven!
Here it comes! HnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNgngnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap* HNNNNNNNNNgggggngggGGGGGGGGGNnnnnGNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
*plop plop* ooh, that felt good, and what a smell! Eat up then anon!
Yummy yummy in my tummy
Oregzn0
>>29991225
Do you do nothing but shitpost this all day?
>>29991225
Do you ever honestly take a moment to reflect what you are doing with your life?
This is the 23rd thread you made this week bro, It's disappointing and sad. I hope you seek help.
>Tara hesitated. This guy seemed nice and normal and safe and she was down for a fun night out with a visiting stranger, but she drew a hard line when it came to sex on the first date. "I was like, 'Listen, I don't know who you've met [on this app], but I'm not going to fuck you, I'm sorry,' " she says. Her match was taken aback. "Oh," he responded. "I thought that was the expectation."
>These kinds of conflicting agendas will be familiar to anyone who's done much Tindering or Bumbling or OkCupiding, where one person's one-night stand is another person's chance at finding The One. But Tara wasn't using any of these apps. This was Ohlala, and Stuart had already agreed to pay Tara $600 for their date.
>Launched in August 2015, Ohlala is a web-based app that facilitates what it calls "instant paid dating." Male users post offers for dates, consisting of a time, a duration, and how much money they're willing to pay- a typical offer is from 1-4 hours at an average price of $300. While the request is up, women can decide whether or not they'd like that person to be able to contact them. Crucially, women are not visible to men before they initiate conversation - it's the inverse of the backpage listings to which it's often compared.
theverge.com/2016/7/14/12183012/ohlala-paid-dating-app-berlin-pia-poppenreiter-uber
Whore ripped a guy off.
This is news?
Except only the most desperate of desperate guys or too stupid to know of other dating apps are going to sign up for that app. The rest will keep using the dozens of other dating ones that wont cost them a stupid amount of money for a date.
This just seems like a half baked idea on the womans part. sure she can make some cash but the problem comes for her when there aren't any guys signing up for it.
>>29991072
>pay money for someone who can just walk off
They make prostitutes look really good, seeing as they're just flakey hoes.
What are eating for food tonight mr anon? Currently scoffing pic related, the garlic dip is pretty good.
Tesco one sucks, I prefer the one from CO-OP or ASDA.
>>29991048
I'm going to go to Sainsbury's in about a half hour or so. What should I get?
>>29991110
Cheese pizza, fudge cake and custard. Its just a comfy meal.
What are some NEET-approved hobbies, other than anime and vidya? No normieshit allowed.
>>29991036
Right now, am chilled, listening to music, posting here, got nice tea, in comfy bed in the country.
Feels nice nigga
not much you can do without money, maybe working out? dumpster diving? i can't think of anything else.
>>29991089
This. Just listening to music and browsing r9k desu.
Get some snacks op
>mom caught me fapping to lolis
She probably already knew desu
>>29991018
How could she tell?
>you have younger sisters
>she thinks you're a child molester
I took this test, and you should too.
look the result what does it mean?
Link===>http://www.rdos.net
I'm guessing English is not your first language. Anyway, here's my saved result.
142/200 - Aspie
79/200 - Nuerotypical
I am very likely an aspie.
uh oh
This doesn't seem so good considering I'm not especially talented.
Well... I'm not so surprised but... holy shit.
So it's my 23rd birthday today and I'm still a kissless virgin. However my buddy gave me a pretty girls number because she said I was cute and wanted me to have it. We have been texting back and forth for a few weeks now. She invited me over to her house today. We've never met in person before. How do I not fuck this up? I've literally never been on a date before.
Just pretend you're a bee, okay. And she's a flower you really want to pollinate. Just bumble your ass over there, open the door, buzz around for a bit and then jam your stinger in her.
It's as easy as beeing yourself.
Dress casually. Look and sound confident. Take charge of the conversation. Be entertaining, but serious when necessary. Don't be afraid to go in for the kill when appropriate.
It'll all come to you, OP.
if you're asking, you're going to fuck it up. just accept it and take it as experience
i mean you're 23. you're not a deluded 18yo nerd virgin who thinks he's going to have sex with a girl he barely knows out of nowhere, not ever achieving something similar before, right? i'm not telling you to not go, but to not get your hopes too high. have fun
i mean im safe on my mountain 1300 metres above sea level 60 km from nearest city and i live in australia
>>29990956
I think I'm a piece of shit unworthy of life, so I'm gonna be a kamikaze.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>29990956
>>29991017
No sorry you're going to die
Everyone's going to die
I'm going to thank Hillary Clinton for starting it before friendly firing as many Americunts as I can for voting the dumb bitch in.
So I am someone who spends most of the time in my room on the computer or playing video games. So basically I know nothing about the real world.
I don't understand war, what causes humans to fight. I read in the history books about people fighting, killing each other in droves, for some pieces or land or because of an ideological difference. I don't get it. What motivates someone to give their LIFE for something like that? To give their LIFE fighting for what is usually the leader's benefit?
I seriously don't get war...Like, what's the point? I know I sound like a naive idiot, and I probably am. I guess I'm lacking a certain motivation/ambition personality trait that makes me want to fight for something.
because jews
origami
Even though i only fought against a bunch of sand monkeys, nothing makes you feel more alive than being in combat.
>>29990954
>I'm going to attack you for x, y, z, and secret w reason
>I'm going to retaliate
That's the most common reason
What was the last time you spoke to a girl of your age anon?
>>29990938
Cashiers don't count.
Just last night.
I was asking her a work related question. She was really pretty but I spent my time staring off at the window near her.
I dont like those
Last week
>tfw I literally talked more often to this dude than to my parents
>he taught me more about life than my parents did
Can someone relate? My parents didn't even bother to explain shit to me, maybe because they thought I was too stupid and didn't even bother investing in me. Why even try?
Snake or Otacon? Either way, I'm sure many people here were raised on TV or video games. I don't live in America, but I have an American accent and everyone thinks I'm American because I spent my youth watching America TV and playing games with American voice acting rather than talking to real people.
>>29990934
Otacon taught me that love can bloom on a battlefield, and also that real life is just like one of my Japanese animes.
>>29991218
I was raised on TV and my teenage years were dominated by 4chan and anime. Ten years later nothing has changed.
I was the robot who had the question:
How do I manipulate a women - the women I'm with atm - to be emotionally attached to me?
>how to have a emotionally wrecked fuck - doll that'll never bullshit you tb exact
And desu it worked out quite well. For once, I listened to the more reasonable sounding advice on this hellhole and everything turned out to be just perfect and satisfying. I even got a job thanks to her.
>tfw finally got a loyal, dependent, attached, petite, asian women that'll do anything for me
>tfw she swallows your cum
>tfw she offers to blow you, if she "can't" fuck, but then gets horny and fucks anyway
>tfw she cooks for you, even though you're not hungry
>tfw she massages you, even though you didn't ask for it
>tfw she tells you to focus on education and your job, although you don't give a fuck about it
>tfw she dreams of a future together, although you know you'll drop her like a hot potato, if she does a mistake or you'll find somebody who is better than her in at least 60% of the aspects
T - thanks, I guess.
Post some pictures or fuck off dickhead. Nobody cares about your humble brags unless you plan on sharing the results.
>>29990780
>he got a pigchaser
kek. enjoy your race climbing parasite and fucked up children.
Please give the advice the former anon gave you OP, it could help some people on here out.
How many people have seen your penis?
4they were all women i paid to have sex with
I assume you mean as an adult?
One: My doctor.
Excluding doctors/people that had to change me when i was a baby, I'd estimate maybe...3.
