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What do you guys do other than browse /r9k/?
Literally all I do is refresh threads on here for (You)'s and listen to the odd podcast.
It's so depressing I'm happy to live like this.
Starting work this Monday.
Hold me family members.
>>29992982
You are happy with this life? How? Please tell me!
>>29992982
draw
decided to take up a sport
am a part time wagie
hang out with my only friend
also hang out with mycutie jailbaitcousin
women are gneuinely terrible people.
>>29992946
Almost as bad as robots
>>29992946
Who hurt you?who hurt us all
>>29992946
>women are genuinely terrible people.
MOST women are genuinely terrible people, however, I think some may be ok
>>29992959
nothing wrong with being a robot
Ok let's settle this once and for all
>be me
>be 21
>have 5 past sexual partners
>be 6 feet tall, good looking guy
Ok /r9k/ let's get this straight. If you settle and yes I mean settle for a girl who has had sex, you are a cuckold by default. By settling with a girl who has had sex with another man you are accepting the fact that the very face you kiss and love has been face fucked to the point of her nearly passing out. You are accepting that you are below Chad, that you enjoy picking up after another man. You are essentially accepting your place in this world as a beta male. You are accepting the fact that you won't push yourself the extra mile to find one because you can't. You aren't strong enough. You aren't man enough. You weren't made to. The world has tons of males who are willing to just "settle" The best of us push ourselves and strive for greatness. It's literally a concept betas will never understand. Now that you know your place in the world have a goodnight and remember you are picking up after me.
This is just embarrassing senpai
>>29992896
>thinking i will get a gf in this lifetime
lmao
get the fuck out you and your shit bait
Those "studies" dont seem to care about other connections between happiness and number of partners than the direct one.
Try again
What's worse: being an ugly guy or an ugly girl?
>>29992832
Ugly girl by far. You have no idea what its like to feel so alone, knowing that if you were just pretty you'd be happy. Beauty matters so much more for women you have no idea.
>>29992865
Agreed. Ugly girl by far. Women are primarily judged by their looks. Men can be defined by any number of things.
>>29992832
I think being an ugly girl.
Women generally don't have a sense of humour to get over that kind of inevitable rejection.
I am literally obsessed with Elliot Rodger
I don't think it's too unhealthy, because it's not really affecting my life negatively in any way, but it's certainly beyond 'interest' and certainly 'obsession'
I just don't know how to feel about this
show us your elliot folder op
>>29992807
post his old dating profiles that are part of the Elliot dumps
>>29992833
I'm the same guy who uploaded a compilation a few days ago, although I'll upload an update one soon.
>>29992864
I'll post adultfriendfinder next
what do you sad fucks listen to?
starting us off with something good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8z1_A-Zlbw
>>29992762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUANffW3EkQ
what do you think of this
>>29992781
pretty good
thank you for sharing anon
>>29992818
glad you like it
does it remind you of anything in particular? i've heard comparisons to debussy but i don't see it. i'd love to listen to similar stuff though...
Are there any lonely girls here who are looking for emotional companionship? I don't care what you look like, how much sexual experience you have or what your political views are. I just want to get to know someone in a more meaningful way and I relate to girls more easily than I do to guys.
Pic unrelated.
>>29992721
>go to gee ploos
>spam funny shit
>circle all the roasties
>chat 'em up
>get some to camwhore for free
worked for me and I'm not even funny or attractive
>>29993039
Maybe I wasn't clear but a free camwhore is the last thing I want.
>>29993039
gee ploos?
Is anyone else genuinely scared with all the happenings in the world?
>>29992700
I'm more scared of rangerphiles.
>>29992700
Nah. Shit's been fucked since the dawn of mankind. Now we're just aware of it thanks to the 24/7 news cycle and internet in general.
>>29992700
Yes...ww3 is not far away...the caliphate might become a reality...hatred among people will only continue to grow.
Who here /prone masturbation/?
>33 years old
>probably never have good sex in my life
>>29992695
If I fapped prone my big dick would touch the floor and it would be uncomfortable as fuck. So no, I'm not that much of a cuck.
>>29992733
Consider yourself checked, e-friend!
>>29992733
I think any dick would touch the floor if you masturbate prone...since you're lying on your stomach. Unless you're saying you're so fat that your dick touching the floor is an accomplishment when you lie on your stomach.
Anyone here ever booked a hooker?
How'd it go?
Getting fed up of being a virgin and want to bite the bullet ASAP.
>>29992638
That's one of the few men I would have sex with and consider a long term relationship and even adopt children to raise with.
What happened to Marinafag? I stopped seeing threads after the 11th I think.
Anyone have advice for AMPs?
Is Hillary a robot?
>>29992617
Wtf I love hillary now
>>29992617
>>29992635
samefag
Stop shilling your shitty criminal candidate, or I'll link this thread to /pol/ and make them spam it with Trump.
>>29992661
ugh
your post reeks of reddit
kill yourself
>lawnmowers running
LOL, wagecucks and their weekend chores.
>always get annoyed by lawnmowers
>dad lets me cut the lawn
>tfw get to be the annoying lawnmower in the distance
bet you wanted to sleep in
>>29992613
Haha working class bitches I'm so glad I can just sit on my fat ass 24/7
>>29992613
Thischore is done by some NEETs on weekdays so we don't participate in their choir.
Take the test here
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
What are my fellow INTP-bots doing with their life?
Found that special thing to keep you going?
>>29992561
>What are my fellow INTP-bots doing with their life?
Any other INTP's feel like they display Kanye West levels of ego and Tony Montana levels of ambition? I always fall on INTP on these tests, but I sense that most of us are less boastful and self-imposing than this.
who /INTJ masterrace/ here?
Sometimes I end up getting somewhat close to 50/50 J/P though
Why haven't you transitioned yet??
Don't you want life on easy mode?? :^)
Why in the fuck does he not get braces or oral surgery?
>>29992553
Looks like something out of that Roald Dahl adaptation.
>>29992553
That pic reminds me of this for some reason.
Is it true that sexual fetishes are a result of early childhood experiences with sexuality?
I recall as a little boy being aroused by the idea of a woman dominating a man before I even understood what sexual arousal was. However I no longer posses any kind of femdom fetish since I reached puberty. Any similar stories to share, robots?
Yeah ever since I started fucking your mom I developed a beastiality fetish
femdom isn't even a fetish in the stricter sense. the term refers to sexual fixations on things, not fixations on sexual acts.
>>29993069
Then, cuckoldry isn't a fetish either?
