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Who here /notgoingtokysbecauseoffamilyandfriends/?
I think I've finally found a reason as to why this shouldn't effect my decision; I'll be dead and my concussion will have long since departed when they begin their grieving.
I mean, think about it, why would it matter to us what our family and friends think about us when we're dead?
>Edit: conciousness
>>29996078
Edit no.2: consciousness
>>29996050
do you think your average middle school kid in america picked up on the "kys" meme yet?
I can't wait until the bullying reaches critical mass.
>this is r9k hero's comb and bathroom
Lmao... JUST
>>29996046
Another shot of his other comb
>>29996046
>>29996051
Someone said he bites/chews on his comb when he's nervous, or something like that. Also that black comb on the far right is $25, he said people told him to buy it because it was a good combo and he said it was garbage.
>>29996247
>Someone said he bites/chews on his comb when he's nervous
Lmfao, who the fuck has a comb with them to conveniently chew when they get nervous?
Is this guy a living meme?
Guys I'm falling for the "classy" meme, like I want to start wearing nicer clothes, putting gel in my hair and slicking back, etc. I just feel like it'd help with my appearance and make me look/seem a bit more attractive. What if I have like a 6/10 or 7/10 face, like is it okay to do this look if you have a decent face for it?
I know this look is frowned upon and usually worn/admired by betas and what not, I don't know what to do.
>Inb4 kill yourself
>>29996009
If you're good looking then yeah you can certainly rock it. Just don't go crazy and wear like, some kind of Victorian era outfit or some other weird fashion.
You will look like an autist beta and women will be creeped out by you.
>>29996038
Tell me something I don't know, and I didn't mean wearing suits and ties. I just meant nicer looking clothes besides jeans and t-shirts.
I don't think girls would like guys who look unhygienic and dress like 16 year olds.
>>29996037
Nah I wasn't going to crazy with it, maybe a button up shirt, you know? Some nicer clothes besides t-shirts, polo shirts and collar shirts would be a step up I guess.
If you could permanently ban any types of threads, which would you ban?
For me:
>relationship advice thread (belongs on adv)
>personality threads (like >>29973167) (belong on soc)
>MBTI threads (belong on soc)
>"write a letter to someone who will never read it" threads (just really gay)
>>29995999
Waifu posting
Tinder shit
Normies asking for advice with their gf
Porn
"Zomg post 10/10s here!!!"
Anything that isn't to do with being a true ROBOT *beats chest like a drum*
>rate threads
>tinder threads
>gf threads
>fembot threads
>normie advice threads
/r9k/ honestly used to be good.
Why all black people shave their heads bald?dont they realize they look better with Afros?
I have this meme mostly figured out.
You post a picture of a guy who is clearly at least 50% White (if not more so) and refer to him as Black, then the replies are like
>Black
>Implying
And so on.
>>29996028
I'm confused. How does he look mixed?
because blacks go bald just like any other guy, how is this hard to understand?
I used to have dreads and now I cant cause I'll look retarded with my thinning top portion of my head. thus, buzz cut
My mother actually called me ugly.
Wow...
I kinda wish mine was this honest.
>>29995968
really makes you take time to ponder
>>29995968
I know that feel all too well anon. My mother has openly called me ugly to my face and in front of my family. Pic unrelated i just needed a pic and have a lot of /fa/ shit on my computer.
GLOBL RULE 3 IS IN EFFET REEEEEE
NO RACISM REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Post something racist/inflammatory here or on /sp/
>Banned in less than 10 minutes of posting it
>Cuck spams happen here around the clock
>Will go for 150-300 replies
>No bans issued
Really makes you think.
>>29995918
4chan without racism would honestly be so amazing. Instant way to cure a ton of our cancer
>>29995954
already exist
it's called reddit
Yes, yes, enjoy your Saturday, wagie...
HOWEVER
>tick tock
When your life has value you will understand the importance of time. But I wouldn't expect something like that from a NEET slave living off societies scrapes like a diseased dog.
>>29995909
Alright actually. I just work part-time on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It's minimum wage, but it's all I need to pay for the stuff I want. Autism bucks and mommy pay for the rest. I get bored without a job, honestly and it's fun to purposely mess things up for normies. I just got back. I gave many normies the dandruff surprise.
>>29995966
>wagie lecturing NEETs on the importance of time
>literally gives away five days a week in exchange for table scraps from his owner / boss
What did the wagecuck mean by this?
Give me one reason why I shouldn't fly to Thailand and pay Ladyboys to fuck me and dominate me.
Please. I don't want to do this. Legitimately asking for a reason.
>>29995900
If you do it, you're a faggot. Are you a faggot, anon?
>I don't want to do this
Then don't do it?
Sounds expensive
agrh
Employers are just like women
These days you pretty much have to be a Chad to get a decent job. I've been working the same dead-end wagecuck job for 3 years now and have watched so many normies come and go and move on to jobs they don't deserve that start at $25-30 an hour. I've always had to pick up the slack for these normies. They would:
>make forts to hide from our managers
>steal
>watch Netflix all day
>bring in ps3 to play vidya at work
>drink/get high on the job
>call off every other day, either for normie plans with friends or simply because they did not feel like working
And all these douchebags have moved up in life because they are attractive and/or are chest-beating, monkey-like extroverts who don't shut up and are loud. THAT'S all employers look for. They don't give a flying fuck about how well you'll do your job and adapt, or how qualified you are. They just look for NORMIES, plain and simple.
I've been busting my ass applying for jobs, driving long distances for interviews only to get rejected while the neanderthals don't even have to try. Getting a good job is so easy for them that they actually reject some job offers they get because they don't pay enough. Have you ever rejected a job offer? They're pretty hard to come by these days I thought.
The biggest slap in the face is when a company takes 2-3 months to mail me my rejection letter, but they can call up normies the day after their interview and tell them they start tomorrow.
Fuck society.
You work in a shit company - businness area imho.
I work in an advanced engineering company and got lots of spergs around
Engineer here. Don't have to deal with any of the bullshit you've posted. Sounds like you're talking about sales, who make nothing compared to our department.
>>29995955
I'm not smart enough to be an engineer :/
>finally ask girl out to a date on tinder after a couple nights of chatting
>her: "erm, maybe sometime. i dunno"
>me: "if now's not a good time that's fine"
>continue chatting til i say i have to go.
wtf do i do now?
do i ask again in a few days or a week? do i chat more or less from now on? I just don't know!
Don't talk to her anymore you idiot. She isn't interested.
>>29995864
I'm pretty sure that's probably a "no" but she doesn't want to make you feel bad.
>>29995864
>>29995864
"erm"
"I dunno"
code word for kill yourself beta
If I don't touch a boob before I move in for my sophomore year of college
I'm going to kill myself, how do I do it /r9k/?
Also this is my freshman year summer so I have like a month
>>29995852
Ever heard of strip clubs?
>>29995862
The conditions of this are that it can't be in exchange for money
and there has to be consent sorry didn't mention that
>Killing yourself a couple naughty pillows.
You don't have what it takes to be a wizard.
Lol, what did they expect to happen?
it's really sad the murderer was never found out
no justice
OJ is a person of peace. Stop being racist anon.
>>29995845
lol black lives matter am i right?
Who /unironically believes every that is said on here/?
Where my /toofargone/ bros at?
>>29995772
being on here for so long has only made me realize most the people here are full of shit and just here to b8 desu
This guy. I've given over $2000 to random anons based on their sob stories in the last yearstill a better investment than anything on kickstarter or gofundme
>>29995772
Some of the memes are a bit true, but really exaggerated. We're often exposed to the worst of everything. They appear true to people like us.
>tfw I will never have sex
>26
>student
>not ugly
>in good shape
>virgin
>hot girls all over, people fucking like bunnies
>extremely high sex drive
yet i will never have secks
what do
>>29995771
never say never fuckface I lost my v card at 22
oh. Oh. Oh dear.
>>29995789
I'm 4 years past that
I want to get castrated desu
I laughed at my friend when he lost his virginity at 16 to a prostitute. Now I'm a 27yo virgin. Should have done the same
