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>dream about having a gf
>wake up
>grab a hrus and put a little makeup
I've slowly fazed into an NPC role in all my dreams. I just sit around watching the characters in my dreams be disgusted just looking at me and insulting me, or even trying to be violent toward me. Friends, family, old crushes and everything in between hates me, even in my dreams.
It's like when you enter somebody else's dream in Inception but every time I go to sleep.
>>29998497
This is exactly how I felt about my life. Some non important npc doing the exact same shit everyday and just watching life passing by
I'm a fairly large and well known Youtuber. I wont be saying who I am but feel free to ask me anything. And yes I hang out here quite often.
Is this reviewbrah?
>>29998337
Are you doing request vids?
>>29998337
What kinda videos do you make?
How much money do you make
Have you ever been so lonely it started to have an impact on your physical health?
been lonely for about 3 years now. other than typical depression meme stuff, i've noticed i've been having more and more night sweats in the past 6 months. that's the only thing i can think of.... i wake up every other night completely soaking wet in sweat. sometimes have to take the sheets and pillow covers off just to get back to sleep because they're soaked.
or it could be cancer or aids, who knows.
I did.
First happened when I was 17y old, my parents went on a long-year trip and came back in a hurry when I skipped school and meals. According to them I was looking like "a skeleton" and they forced me to have 4 meals a day for the next months.
Nowadays, 28, my skin is getting lots of black points like rotten part on a mushroom. I should probably get some sunlight but somehow my eyes grew accustomed to the dark and going out the day genuinely gives me eye pain and headaches.
>>29998331
>Have you ever been so lonely it started to have an impact on your physical health?
no
that zoo is horrible, has it been shut down?
>>29998307
Big Fat Cunt
i must breed
Butthole butthole butthole
>no meat curtains
Don't tell me I'm bad at drawing! Tell me that I'm on the right track and that I'll only get better with practice!
REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>29998305
you're bad a drawin
>>29998305
then post some of your shit fag
>>29998459
Some little stuff I've been doing.
PokemonGO FUCK YOOURSELF NOOORMALSCUM YOU FYCKERS NEVER EVEEEN PLAYED THE GAMEBOY GAMES REEEEE
dude, wacky xD
i can see what all the fuss is about, 4chan is LOL
I envy only the dead; I revel only in death.
To lose my head, would be better than meth.
Gristle, gore, what lovely galore,
More, more, more.
>>29998116
I play go and have played red, blue, emerald, and gold.
Why are there so many qt girls in nyc and the surrounding area?
rich people import the most attractive women into the city, ugly women cannot afford to live in NYC
>>29998113
>Why are there so many qt girls in nyc and the surrounding area?
dominicans and asians senpai
>>29998113
Living in NYC means that you probably have money and people with money are always the hottest.
Am I flat? Am I a womanlet?
;_;
>>29998034
with out a timestamp I'll have to say gtfo
also flat is justice!
>>29998034
Yes, now go fish somewhere else.
>>29998034
timestamp also show penis
why are white girls so attracted to niggers but no other race likes niggers ?
>>29997991
>why are white girls
Stop. They are not except for a minority of them.
>>29997991
White girls are most attracted to Asian guys that Black guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fZcV5bW-_8
Because the Jews are pushing the notion that liking blacks is cool.
shit shit shit i got here late
making this thread to test how fast the board moves so i can get the get.
feel free to test shit in here if youre going for it
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>one chance in life
>born azn, manlet, dicklet
Why robots? WHY????
3zillion today anon cheers
roll for 3 zillion
rollerino oregano 30000000
Robots
You ever feel like someone you know posts here? My parents forced me to go to Uni and I feel like there's a few people there that post here. One of them I'm pretty sure lives here.
You guys know or see anyone like that?
>>29997926
holy shit dude whats up?
great to see you posting here
>>29997926
yea when i go in public i look at certain people and i am like. i bet that guy goes on r9k.
>>29997926
once i saw an awkardly skinny guy who was lifting in the gym, two guys passed by and said something to him. After that he kept standing near them and chuckling near them while they didn't even aaknowledge his presence. I am prettty sure he was awkardly trying to bond
Can we all admit penis size matters but so does breast size and vaginal tightness?
Just like nobody wants to a small dick, nobody wants a craterous vagina.
Craterous vagina does not impair women the way penis size impairs men.
Men can still orgasm in a cavernous vagina, men will still fuck women with cavernous vaginas, a small penis will not satisfy a woman and she will not fuck a man with a small penis.
>>29997906
>Men can still orgasm in a cavernous vagina
It isn't very cavernous if you can, friendo.
>>29997866
>Men can still orgasm in a cavernous vagina
Not really sure about that m8
Go to a modest mouse and brand new concert
brand new is good
talking to my sister in the intermission
chad behind me keeps commenting after evertything I say
finally modest mouse comes on
chad starts touching me rubbing my shoulder
I turn around he looks at me and says "everything is going be ok"
get creeped out by this and leave
should I have punched chad? what would you have done
>female
>listens to Brand New
Fucking kill yourself stacey whore REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29997769
I don't get it
is Chad gay or something?
>>29998543
Im a male>>29999785I dk
>tfw no qt trap bf to fugg
>On first day of no fap
You almost got me.
>>29997804
>nofap
Why would you do that?
>>29997804
yeah nah ORIGINALO
![[0] Nemmies.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AFr8GDQ.jpg "[0] Nemmies")