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>23 years old
>phone is too shitty to even play pokemon go
>over 10 years old
>wants to play pokemon
>>29996885
It would give me a reason to leave the house :;(
why kill yourself when you can catch pokemans?
>>29996842
>23 years old
>wants to play pokemon
Time to grow up senpai
Praise Kek and you will be counted among his chosen. It is not too late to repent, Anon, do you really want to be alone in the chaos to come?
>>29996833
I HAVE NOTHING GOIING ON REEEEEEEEE
SAV ME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29996833
Praise KEK who speaks through your doubles.
KEK, please grant me a QT GF.
this is post 3000000
hi niggers
op i think you have a problem and need to online counseling
>skype: james.joey3
>>29996822
THIS IS PROPER THREAD
>>29996323
>>29996822
Good try faggot but we all know whoever gets the 30000000000000000 is a faggot
>normie for the most part, girls randomly come up and squeeze my arm and say, "You're strong," and if I tell a girl she's pretty she generally blushes and smiles
>have pussy magnet car, nice job
>even had sex with the gf's of other guys
>contract oneitis one day after her friends (most of whom I've had sex with) introduce me to this ultra qt who is still a virgin
>try to charm her every way
>she doesn't seem interested
>try to make her laugh through jokes, which I've never failed at with other women
>she says,"Just stop."
What do I do, guys? I've ever started attended her church (she's Russian Orthodox) but she still acts like I don't exist. I asked her before what she's looking for in a man and she said, "spirituality, morality and intelligence," but I'm beginning to think she's a lesbian, because I'm a top tier guy
I know you hate normies but now I'm in the same boat as you. If you help me here, it will be good karma for you, bros
>>29996774
Why would you ask anyone in this place for help concerning that? Are you dumb? Are you trying to waste your own time? Fuck.
>>29996774
aren't their forums for chads like you?
>>29996820
Because she's a semi-autistic virgin and I figured you might know something about how they think
Why were the 90s so amazing but the 00s and 10s are absolute shit tier in comparison?
I feel like 90s did the whole "wacky shit is accepted" trend way better.
90's the commies fell and we knew America is the greatest nation in existence for the entirety of history
The only superpower
After that the arabs got mad and started fucking everything up from 00's and onwards
9/11 made everything super serious and depressing
>>29996739
The Stacy, Normie and Chad of the 00s were assholes and way more robots of that decade were in denial, compared to the 10s and the 90 so you maybe on to something.
The 90s preached tolerance of robots.
>tfw you'll never know what it's like to be a qt girl
what's it like femanons?
>>29996731
>femanon
>qt girl
KEK
>>29996731
I think you already know what it's like, mananon.
[Insert random rant about how girls have it hard in this world because omg i'm being sexualized by everyone omg i'm getting less paid for less work and omg men don't respect me]
Hey robots. i heard you have a problem
im here to change that
add me on skype. we will have instant messaging consultation and i will solve your problem
the names james.joey3 and im here to help
>skype: james.joey3
>>29996727
talking to some random fag looking to pad his friends list won't fix my problems
>>29996727
fuck off loner
>>29996746
>>29996752
james joeys the name and im here to help
>skype: james.joey3
Whats the real with r9k? It seems like you cant be a White Non-pedophile without being called a normie
>>29996640
NORMAN LEAVE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29996664
I think I like it here, I might stay
>be white
>Not have sexual feelings towards teens/children
>fucking norm
Oh, could you repeat that for me? Say it to my face.
>>29996611
That movie was fucking awful
>>29996611
Big-ig-ig
Big acorn
levefluh
>>29996611
Kek is the one true god
Enjoying dinner with my Waifu, what are my other robots doing?
>>29996572
Not being delusional.
gonna cook some nongshim shin black noodles and drinks some beer
Sitting in my jacuzzi before heading back to bed.
As of midmight I am officially 22 years old.
Fuck it I'm drunk and I'm heading out tonight, gonna try and befriend some nornies.
I have no friends and it feels wrong to just let this pass like this.
Wish me luck, bros.
>>29996560
If I didn't live in a small town id be doing this every day
sounds like you have a problem
add me on skype
im here to help
skype: james.joey3
>>29996560
Have fun getting culturally enriched as you drag your pathetic, miserable drunk ass home afterwards.
Has Tinder ever actually worked for any of you?
I get a few matches here and there but never get anywhere with them. I've been on one date.
Even if you're good looking, if you're a quiet awkward robot type women still won't want you in my experience.
>>29996539
You ever tried drinking alcohol before dates, might warm you up a little ?
Also do not use tinder, it wont help your self esteem in any way nor it will boost your actual experience.
>tfw cute chubby introvert nerd tinder gf
not even joking.
>>29996676
>introvert
>uses tinder
my favourite meme
What'll you be doing on this fine Saturday evening when everyone is out partying, robots?
>>29996433
Playing games and reading books as usual. Feels comfy.
I just burned 1300 calories at the gym, now I'm going to make tortellini, read a book about Winston Churchill, and then watch Walking With Dinosaurs.
crying about how i fucked up a date with a qt and how she'll never message me again
>be girl
>get a beta cuck to give me money from time to time
>all I have to do is make vocaroos calling him a cuck and other stupid insults which probably get him a boner
Why is it so easy to find losers like this on image boards? I found this guy on /v/ and its been like 3 years I think and he does all my homework assignments and gives me money when I ask.
He wants to take me shopping in person and he lives like 6 or 7 hours away. I told him before I'd go only if I could bring my boyfriend along and he said yes. Honestly I'd probably just bring a friend along.
Mentally. What is wrong with people like this? I even ignore him a lot of the time and he still is obsessed with me.
>>29996416
GET OUT YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH WHORE
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT OUT OUT OUT WHORE WHORE WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
First and foremost, because there are many many people, all kind of people browsing boards
Then, because losers are more likely to be browsing these boards during their free time than regular people
why aren't you playing pokemon GOGETLAID right now?
>>29996382
The autism GO unleashed upon the world is truly worthy of Kek.
>$20/hr
This woman is a retard. No doubt there are enough thirsty beta orbiters who would pay $50/hr.
>>29996683
Then she's not retarded.
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