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I just want to be wanted.
>>29992521
Bladee goes hard af.
>>29992521
You're cute OP, I've sexted a guy that looks like you.
>>29992521
Have yourself some Nigel to control the feels.
Shiiieeeeeet senpai; Check out this baby goatsie wearing human clothes
>>29992510
>goatsie
Did I got it? Doesn't get more original than this, robot.
>>29992606
Yes you gots it friendo. You're my bestest of all friendos just so's you know. Please be here forever and ever and ever and ever and ever andever and everrt nadv erver ajds ver
>that-feeI-when-no-gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
orig
You can get numb to it after a while. By that point you've given up on ever being normie.
>>29992520
>almost 1m views now
Please tell me they are all from robots
Hello /r9k/
related: >>29990449
Are you allowed to hit a woman, if she started punching and maybe even kicking you?
Does the current year allow man to punch woman because of equality?
Feel free to anwser this question in the poll posted below!
Strawpoll: strawpoll.me/10762199
>>29992493
First off, I really hate women, but Imma tell you what.
Don't hurt them.
It will FUCK YOU UP.
That guy on that webm could just grab her wrists and tell her stop firmly.
Don't hit women, it will fuck you up.
The law will fuck you up.
People will fuck you up.
The world will turn on you.
And honestly I don't really think you need to do that after all. I'm a 5'6 Emperor of Manletlands and I could fuck up every single woman I know with not more than two moves. Just immobilize the hoe and tell her to stop in a way she understands it.
>>29992493
Any man who is stupid enough to get into a relationship deserves to be cucked, have his friends and family turn against him and loose his job and money
I'm no white knight if you are a girl or a dude you are on your own as far as I'm concerned
>>29992591
my thoughts exactly.
there is literally no case i could image you winning being charged for assaulting a woman, even tho she started it.
You know what the worst part of being a robot is? You can't fucking change it. Even if you try to be friendly and have nothing but good intentions people just give you weird looks and avoid you when you try to talk to them. Even if all you want to do is help and share people will ignore you and treat you like shit and then when you finally snap and hate everyone they act like its your fault. You have literally no choice but to wallow in pity and hate the fuck out of yourself because there's just something in your brain that every single person will avoid. You can't get jobs, you can't have girlfriends, you can't have friends and go out. You're literally meant to just stand alone and hate yourself and suffer while you watch other people's happiness.
I just spent an hour browsing through Facebook to just look at normal people's lives. Everyone has a bunch of friends, there's pretty girls with an endless supply of dudes they can talk to, everyone's got jobs and shit going on, then the one person excluded-me has to just sit there and hate everything and myself. Everywhere I go I'm treated shitty and avoided and like I don't even exist and I don't know why. Literally all I want is friends and a girlfriend but literally the universe is doing everything in its power to make sure I can't. I literally can't even get people to accept my friend request on Facebook and I'm the one person exiled while everyone else just non schaluantly gets along with each other and is happy as fuck and there's just no reason for it I was just born and the whole world decided they hated me instantly and I can't change it no matter what I do I'm forced to just be full of hate and sadness 24/7
>>29992438
Honestly, how fat are you?
>>29992482
6'0 and 185 I think pretty slender frame with a little bit of a skinny fat gut from being stuck inside for years at a time
I went grocery shopping for the first time in a while today, and saw that there was a food pantry collecting canned foods near the entrance. I bought 4 cans of corn and gave it to them. I thought I was going to feel some sort of elation or some kind of self-satisfaction that I helped feed a person. I didn't feel anything. I just felt like I wasted 4 bucks.
![976cb66fec292c3d7619aea2f5778c1c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y0IJRlq.jpg "976cb66fec292c3d7619aea2f5778c1c[1]")
Are black girls the ultimate female robot?
>all black guys prefer white women if they become rich and successful
>white guys and asian guys don't like black girls
>black girls considered ugly by mainstream media
>least wanted population group of females in all dating sites
>have unwieldy large vaginas that are much harder to fill
I would give anything to have a cute black girlfriend, I genuinely think black women are the most attractive and all my friends think I have jungle fever when I say that. My sister however gets really angry, unbearable so, when I point out that I consider black women to be the most beautiful women. I would give anything to have a cute, genuinely loyal black girlfriend, and I could be her skinny white boytoy.
Hello Bebe.
Fuck off Bebe.
I've only dated black girls, luckily they're from the Islands, or educated Africans. I won't go near an American black girl.
>>29992417
>black girls considered ugly by mainstream media
black girls ARE ugly. no exceptions. at all.
Are there any video games that aren't a waste of time?
You can be a fedoralord and pretend games like Kerbal and Space Engineers are educational.
>>29992391
every video game makes me feel guilty when i am done.
>>29992391
any popular normie video game like pokemon go or skyrim where playing it actually improves your social standing
>create a thread
>it dies almost instantly
>someone else creates the same thread
>it reaches 400+ posts
Happens to me every time, usually on /v/.
That's because you don't autistically bump your own thread until it gets replies
>>29992385
Probably used the wrong image or posted at the wrong time.
Do you purposely use inflammatory language to entice people into shitflinging? Because you should
I'll start.
>she plays MMOs
She's willing to date me
>tfw almost everything on my phone is triggered by gestures and normies don't know how to navigate through it
feels good
>>29992381
Damn, I'd feel the same way.
If you could be 100% sure you'd succeed, what would you do?
A normie told me that's the most powerful question, and whatever your answer, you should be doing it. I answered I would kill self. His face was something. Fucking normies.
>>29992353
I'd become President and lead humanity into a golden age where we enter the space age for real while solving multiple medical, environmental, and social issues.
It's actually a pretty good question for people who are aimless and not sure what to do with their lives. But as usual robots are too autistic to understand the question.
>>29992376
How come? If a robot's life is shit, the optimal solution is instant, painless death. "Turn my life around" is too vague to be an answer, and you'd have nowhere to even start.
what's your favorite episode of the simpsons?
>hard mode: post season 10
mine is Dancin' Homer - where homer becomes the mascot for Capital City's baseball team
Rosebud is a big favourite of mine - where Mr. Burns misses his teddy bear
>hard mode: post season 10
Thirty minutes over Tokyo, not a weeb, I just like travel episodes
>>29992345
Hard mode: the 24 parody episode. Off the top of my head at least, I don't remember the later episodes well.
For the other question, that's tough. I watched seasons 2-9 obsessively for probably four years of my life, but I haven't seen an episode in maybe five years.
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>>29992331
Bump, this serb is too dead
>>29992414
it doesn't have to be if you just imagine
>moderator needs inspiration
>>29992331
Hi yanned OR peech OR srns
>tfw keep forgetting to stay off facebook while drunk
>tfw yet another day where I'm dreading looking at the messages I sent people and wondering just how much damage I've wrought on my social life
being self destructive sucks
>losing all restraint on behavior when being "drunk"
i hate you
>>29992312
Yeah who would have expected that a drug which loosens one's inhibitions would actually loosen one's inhibitions?
>>29992305
>losing self control when your drunk
that just normie meme leave this board now
what even IS a mental disorder or a mental illness? Mental illness general
Whatchu got senpai
I have autism and I'm very uggo.
Everything on the planet hates me
I was told that I am insane/close to insanity and on the border of going full blown crazy. How do I make that happen? I don't feel very insane. Will making a tulpa help?
>>29992365
Noone is insane
What's your opinion on lolita and other japanese fashion wearing girls? Any of you guys into it too? How about a dump?
>tfw no yandere sweet lolita gf
>>29992279
and here's a story i found with that pic
Obviously fake but damn
Classic/Gothic lolita here.
Most people find it kinda weird, but the one boyfriend I did have thought it was cute. I only wear it when I'm going some place where I know someone I know won't see me dressed up in something weird to them. The lack of lolitas where I live means I'm pretty lonely here
Here's a tip, though: if you want to see tons of lolitas, go to an anime/nerd culture convention. They often hold meetups there.
>>29992421
I find you all pretty cute. Especially the colorful sweet girls (that aren't totally ugly or fat). The clothes themselves are bready cute.
Any pics you would be willing to share?
They would probably think I am a creeper, i am reasonably attractive but fuck am i a turboautist
