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ITT we await >>29999999
What the fuck I want to suck cock now
Woah op I suddenly have a urge to suck cock, brb gonna try sucking my one
>>29990021
We also await >>30000000
>walk into your room
>see this on your bed
wat do?
>>29989949
Start whipping her
burn down house
Call the Zoo and let them know one of their monkeys escaped
i want to have friends but don't know what to do. help
Why would you want friends?
origami comment
If you lack friends, this can't be your first saturday night alone.
>>29990251
i want to change my life. i have a decent job now so that's something
>Thought the Holocaust being a hoax was just a /pol/ meme
>Get bored and look into it
>Realize that there is mountains of evidence proving the Holocaust deniers right
>A lot of shit we learned in school doesn't make sense when analyzed by math and/or science
Has /r9k/ ever swallowed the redpill by accident?
How did you react?
>>29989892
Redpill me on the Holocaust anon.
I never really bought it. It just sounds like bullshit. I mean seriously, fucking lampshades and soap? 6 million killed per oven? They could at least try to be believable.
>>29989892
Well go on, then, show me the proof
fast food wagies report in
tell stories, what you hate most about your job, and whatever else
>have to listen to normie music all day
>i swear to god if i hear "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE" one more fucking time i will burn my face off in the fryer
>work in kitchen
>take autistic pride in coordinating optimal order in which to do 12 tasks at once to get everyone their orders as quickly as possible
>>29989918
so in other words
>be robot
>still be smarter than most of your crew
>>29989860
>do the garbages
>wash the bathrooms
>make sandwiches
>pour coffee
>go take a shit
And yet I never wash my hands...I'm a girl btw
>be me earlier today
>on vacation and it's very hot
>decide to go to the beach
>as i walk i see a woman with her 15 year old son
>thinks to myself that the kid actually got shit out of the womans vagina
>5 seconds after old woman who tried to small talk to me a day earlier walks past me and says hello
>SNAP OUT OF DAYDREAMING TRANCE AND SAY... "vagina"
>mfw
don't talk to yourself or think to yourself
it's bad for your mental health
>>29989856
I tell myself jokes and laugh audibly at them. How far gone am I?
>>29989856
i talk to myself all the time
i don't have friends
Does that explain that one time i was home alone when i was 16 and killed a pet bunny because i was bored?
It doesn't all have to be depression and trap threads, lads.
The only way out of this dump is through successuve amounts of self-improvement. What have you been doing to improve yourself?
If you haven't been, in what ways do you want to improve yourself, and why haven't you?
>>29989800
Some things can't be improved
I found this image from a self improvement thread when they were allowed on /fit/.
Will start reading that book by Carnegie today, play only 30 minutes of vidya and not masturbate. Got to start somewhere, right?
Just lost my virginity to a prostitute. Ask Me Anything.
Was her ass as big?
Was her vagina full of sand?
>>29989767
>Ask Me Anything
Why don't you go back to plebbit?
Is anybody in here also disgusted by this entire "New Masculinity" that our society is pushing, where appearence is now as important in men, as it used to be in women back in the days, while men still have to outperfrom women in the carrer and intellect fields to even be considered.
its competition.
if a woman can always get well educated guy then why she won't want more than that?
It's everywhere. Even the male commercial voice over artists have high voices now.
>>29989794
and if she can get a well dressed, groomed, pedicured well performing and intelligent man just as easily?
What is next?
When will shit go down anons? I am desperately waiting for something to happen over here in europe some sort of mass revolts or even a war. I am too bored with my life and want to experience hardships with diverse group of people that would get us all closer and create bonds for life.
When will something grand and evil happen, please tell me its soon, like anarchy and people squatting in abandoned buildings looking out for each other and shit
There have been multiple happenings this week! How big does it have to be to please you anon?
>>29989740
Its a good start i grant you but the effect it should have is formation of small independent communities both in cities and in countryside, basically people NEEDING to be together
>>29989798
Sounds like EMP is what you're looking for.
Are we real human beans?
>>29989723
It doesn't feel like it.
Mootbl0xpls
What if we are the last human beans?
human after all
Can't wait till the next person pisses me off
I have so much anger in me that needs to be released
daily reminder to be nice to people or simply shut the fuck up. don't fucking assume you are better than anyone.
>inb4 cucks tryna push me off edge
>hah a pokeman GO
>hah a pokeman GO
what did he mean by this?
>>29989635
Ok
Original post something sething
I'm nice to people almost always as a rule, but I find people on edge tend to just draw negative behaviour and reactions out of me. It's like an instinctual thing for me to feel their tension and become tense myself.
I can't say this for certain because I don't know what you're actually like in person, but are you sure you're not just broadcasting those same aggressive signals to everyone else?
Also what's the point of your picture? Why do people get all excited about the concept of "Hate fucking" anyways?
Darien is literally 100x worse than a hypothetical racist Taylor
>mfw no qt3.1488 gf to cuddle with
Just ask a girl if she wants to cuddle.
Google 3.1488
This comes up
>nice truck, ahmed.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2979366&mc=3&forum_id=2#28678800
>>29990659
Dated sept 2nd 2015.
2spooky4 me.
Chatroom where you can chat with fellow robots while doing other things together.
Only holds up to 25 people.
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mics or cams allowed.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Our new rabbit skype group since last one was overthrown:
https://join.skype.com/C0BbpWHIV0xv
Additional rules used to make the room comfy:
http://pastebin.com/yWXztqvn
We're currently playing music. Link us stuff to be played.
need more suggestions for our playlist senpai
>>29989595
>not being on the comfiest stream right now
ahah plebs
>>29989595
bumperino teehee friend
>they can tell you are a virgin just by looking at you
>signals include;
>hands in pocket
>mumbling words
>cannot keep eye contact
>poor memory of event at the weekend when asked at work
>>29989573
stop doing those things
fuck off
I've had my penis in 5 vaginas and additional mouths and do these thingsexcept for hands in pocket. that's just gay
>>29989573
>hands in pocket makes you an autist
fuck you
it's to make sure no one can steal my wallet and saves me from fake sexual assault claims because my hand accidentally brushed against a roastie
