Why do normies do this? How do we prevent this cancer.
Only normies call things cancer. Go back to /b/
Why do normies have a complete lack of understanding for every single meme ever made? Why do they have to ruin everything?
pisses me off mates
Why the hell do you have a facebook? Your the Normie here fuck off back to 9gag
Why don't you lower your standards and date a single mother?
You obviously can't get the good women, so do the next best thing. It's better than dying alone.
Everyone dies alone bud
>>29989233
Women don't like losers at my level.
>>29989261
If you marry a single mother, her child will be by your side when you die.
While you may not be his/her genetic father, he/she will remember who was there raising the family (you).
hey robutts, did any of you ever get sent to wilderness therapy? Did it work out? Share your stories/experience.
>Aspiro
>9 weeks
They lied to you and actually sent you to an anti-gay camp.
>>29989208
Yeah I did actually op
And it was fun as hell for mee.
We got dropped in the ardennes with a group of 15 people, all autists or whatever
Had to survival for 2 weeks, build own tents and catch/prepare own food, walk everywhere with all your own stuff in a heavy wet beg
By day 3 everyone broke down and started bitching and moaning
I couldn't get enough of it and was walking up front the whole time, always first to finish camp and sht
Everyone hated me for it
I had a good time
Didn't...
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>>29989954
yeah the whole experience (at least as I saw it) was designed not to harden you but to scare fuckups into not doing shit again so their parents won't send them back.
I loved it, and during ages 12-17 attended five 6 week sessions with no improvements.
All of your ancestors looked like you and got laid, you just need to get out and do something instead of whining here that you cant get a gf.
tbf my ancestors succeeded before women became such freeloaders
My ancestors had several cousins, and some didn't reproduce. I have several cousins, and I'm of the few who won't reproduce. Is this hard for you normalfags to understand?
>>29989215
There's a woman out there for you too, shes just living in another country in an igloo or whatever the hell people in othef countries live in. If you're racists, theres even whites in other countries too!!!! You just need to get up off your ass and meet them, and have some unique trait to woo them with.
>go on facebook
>see norman opinions after nice attacks
>'its sad what happen in franc but ppl die in middle east evryday i cry evrytiem ;_;'
Why are people so shameless in taking the higher ground when these things come up?
>>29989171
Holy shit, I didn't even know that the picture is a meme
>>29989362
Lol you're not meme master then
Maybe if you try harder you can approach the status of meme master or meme lord
by then I'll be gran meme elder
>>29989171
Because humans tend to always do that. They always want to be at the top. We live in the age of PC, and it's only going to get worse.
All I can think about is killing myself.
All the things I've read on 4chan and elsewhere on the internet swim in my head into a mixture of self hate and cynicism. The years of failure and isolation have shaped me into this worthless thing, I was worthless from the start.
No one cares for a loser like me and why should they?
All I am is a retarded fog filled with self death. Nomatter who it is, they're beliefs are united in the fact I should be dead or different. The only thing in my mind that resists my taking my own life is my family and they...
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>>29989110
Hahaha no one hates you (well maybe your family does) because no one knows who you are. Get over yourself hahaha.
Are you me?
I've been doing well but then i met this girl who is exactly my type and also kinda act like me (and knows 4chan).
But what's killing me is that she has a boyfriend and the relationship is quite serious.
Sometimes when i hang out with her, i feel kind of glad that she has a bf but after saying goodbye, i wish she was my gf. I know this is a childish problem but what do u expect it's /r9k/.
When i hang out with her, i have this strong urge to just kiss her. I can't tell if she likes me back but i think she does because...
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Yeah get used to it, your a beta and since your birth you've been doomed to fail. Its a hard realization but you need to understand that no one is gonna help you and you really should not be concerned to much about yourself. You gotta become a true husk and lose your emotions senpai, its made dealing with being a failure in life pretty easy for me desu
Can you fap using only your imagination or do you need porn or some external stimuli?
>>29989094
I fap to my own sexy body. Like a woman. Porn is ok, but not that good.
>>29989094
Best masturbation is when women stare at me and I fantasize later about em. Porn hardly works good.
>>29989094
my imagination is dull and i'm not sexually attracted to anything anyways but i need to dispense semen so i stare at wall and fap to nothing ~every 2 weeks
>at least 2-4 years before Japan perfects this
>tfw can finally fuck my waifu
Feels good robots. Just a few more years until we can all be truly happy. Roasties will no longer have the power over us.
>>29989040
>The Age of Roasties is over
>The time of the Waifu has come
If you truly love your waifu you won't fuck her, just appreciate her.
>>29989040
>allowing anyone to control any aspect of your life.
Just stop caring man. Focus on first getting control of your own life, and maintaining that control. Pleasure tends to come afterwards.
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FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS
FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS
FUCK SHIT...
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Someone should vocaroo this
>>29989035
>MUMMY WIPE MY BUM!
Can l do it?
>>29989510
If I was home alone I totally would anon.
Hey what does r9k think of this little gay boy I drew? I have never done anything like this before so give me your honest opinion, but be gentle ;)
Damn it, it uploaded sideways again!!!!! That always happens to me ;_; but yeah anyway I gave him boobs so its not pedophilia right? RIGHT GUYS????
Please r9k!!!!! Give me some love ;_; I know I fucked up on his one sideburn but I tried REALLY VERY HARD THIS TIME AND I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE ME THIS TIME ;_;
>>29989009
>>29989031
>>29989188
its cute, train to do some really detailed shit to then be able to do these cute ones faster.
keep on if it fits you anon, i will always give you a (you)
>Orlando Shooter
>had a wife and previous gfs
>Nice Truck Driver
>had a wife and previous gfs
Why do terrorists get a gf and I don't?
Arranged marriages.
Ethnic people flock together instead of integrating so the women don't have as many options.
Mudslimes in full damage control mode lmao
>>29989000
>Nice terrorist
Nice trips btw
Time to go to war, robots. How will you dodge the draft?
I would go to jail if their was a draft.
I already got kicked out of bootcamp for anxiety desu, and the separation code i got says i can never join again, I would literally be the Neet in that picture
Hell, I'd get in line.
I don't have much ahead of me here.
A friend recently had an epileptic seizure and I want to include a Shipman in the get-well-card.
Can anyone assist me in writing one
>sends you a card
>includes a lethal dose of anthrax
>Man at home one day
>Has a spontaneous epileptic seizure
>Sent to the hospital
>Doctor comes in
>He wants the bad news
>He will make a full recovery but has to take meds daily
>In a lot of pain, asks to take meds now
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29988972
Are the initials of your friend A. B.?
What would your ideal life look like?
How shit is your current life in comparison?
No torpedo ship with black guy, deadly grill and american 90s hacker.
Not cruising asian sea and living in criminal city.
Mfw not working for sexy russian mafia lady.
>>29989496
Black lagoon is //////comfy//////// to the max.
little anime girl or dead
What's an alpha female like?
watch one of butch hartman's shows
The most popular girl in the school is the alpha female
>>29988905
Alpha female don't exist in real life, they will all bend to chad's dick even the most hardcore feminist can't resist.
to raise power, a man will work hard until he reaches the summit
to raise power, a woman will have sex with influential people until she reaches the summit
a woman can't be alpha