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>Mum found the poop knife
>>29985844
>General of the Minutemen found the Mirelurk Missionary Position Manual
>Fridge repairman found the corn envelope
>Mom found the butt carot
> Feel like shit
> Pray to God
> Nothing happens
What now? Pic related?
I so wish Satan was real. I'd love to be a satanic priest or something. But then I grew up and realized how childish it is.
Start going to church
>>29985840
I thought God should be able to hear me anywhere. I'm not even a fan of the church.
Femanons.
Do you think you'd be happier if your father arranged a marriage for you when you were 16? Or as you are now with the freedom to select your own life partner?
>>29985807
Bump
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>tfw someone else bumps your thread
Feels weird man...
have a sage and have a nice day ;)
>you will never be American
please god let me be reborn in America, the greatest country on this planet
>>29985803
>TFW you were born in a communist shithole
>TFW you will never taste the Freedom
I'm an immigrant in the US, AMA
Being an American child in the nineties was fucking incredible, not gonna lie. I imagine it's the same bullshit slog once you're an adult though except here you can own a gun.
Only post in this thread if you've never had any kind of close relationship with a female or had a girl show interest in you or done anything sexual, as in, you've never even come close to a relationship.
I just want to feel like I can relate to other people....
How do you think you got to this point?
How do you feel about it now?
Do you still desire a relationship?
I'm posting in this thread but I've had sex. It was once like 12 years ago and nothing since.
>inb4 reee normie
I'm more of a robot than most of you guys
>>29985796
I'm posting in this thread to remind you all I have stuck my penis in a girls pooper
>>29985834
>I can f-fit in
kill yourself
>Mr. Anon, how can I expect you to be able to stay focused on your work, when you don't even have the discipline to avoid staring at my exposed soles for the entirety of this interview?
>asa akira americanized asian
ffuuuuuucccckkkkk offfffff biiiiiitttccchhhhhhh
What do exposed soles smell like?
>>29985776
>What do exposed soles smell like?
like sweat
Thanks for everything, /r9k/.
If you study in Noble St. Charter High School, don't go there tomorrow.
>>29985752
Why would you go to school on a Sunday?
Haha kys
Mate the amount of people getting visited by the police after posting this meme is at an all time high.
Don't be an idiot.
>you had 51% chance to live the life on easy mode
>born male
FML
>>29985748
you had a 51% chance of being born a female
how did you manage to fuck that one up op
actually more men are born than females but men die more so the female percentage is higher
that's wrong though, you have a higher chance of being born male than female
>Be me
>15-17 stay at home playing games cause no school
>17-19 move in with this 4years older girl and just be at home, doing nothing
>19-20 she says she is sick, so spends year with me playing games,fucking at home
>20-21 get small inheritance, move to a motel and blow it all doing drugs and drinking with her
>21-22 move in to apartment, she goes back to work i stay at home doing nothing
>I snap and get toxic psychosis, think that mafia is out to kill me, that she is pregnant with some other guy and gave me std, think psychiatrist i was forced to visit wants to kill me with pills, end up in mental house with hardcore criminals, no outside time and 3 rooms with iron bars on the windows was classified as violent guy
>Be injected and fed with weird pills making me feel like empty husk, everything my mother and gf brings in gets stolen and i get beaten inside
>Think that mafia is after me until i breakup with my gf so i tell her i found a boy in the institute and whether she minds
>She goes away crying that we are over, still wants to visit me but im so "out there" i tell her to not bother
>My mother convinces them to let me go, so i move in with her to small apartment and her newest boy toy who is 5 years older than me
>Now Ex GF says how she is happy alone and that i was right in telling her she needs to be single for some time
>All my possensions are in exgfs apartment, i have nothing, no money, and psychiatrist said i cant go to work at all
>Exgf stops by talks with me a lot i still think mafia is after me cause of her so i dont make a move even though she kind of cuddles up to me
>Spend my days arguing with mother about how she fucked me up as a kid, getting shunned and literally walking from one end of the apartment to the other in circles
>Completely fucked up situation, exgf keeps chatting with me saying she knows we would end up back together if we saw each other irl
but that she doesnt feel that way anymore
What do robots, no pc, no weed, no booze,nogf
>>29985737
Can't you just disregard what the psych says and get a job? You sound like you really need your independence, at least from your shit mother. Though your ex doesn't sound like she would be a particularly good influence either.
Either way, I'd focus on taking care of myself physically, making sure I have enough positive socially interaction and have something constructive to keep my mind occupied to maintain and improve my mental health.
>>29985886
Thats the thing anon, i am afraid to death of going to work. I havent had any sort of regime at all since i was 15, i spent 7 years doing my own thing when and how i wanted it.
Also i just know that i would fuck things up royally, i can already see how they would start yelling at me that i suck and should gtfo man i dont know how to get over that.
I applied for disability and i might get it, if i get the full case, unable to work cause of mental illness i get around 380 usd, 320 euro each month.
But what do i do with that man, continue my boring as fuck neet life? Cant even have my own bank account and travel or something cause the mandatory health insurance, was told that i owe them around 3500usd/euro so they would suck any money i would recieve from the state.
Everyday i keep thinking about packing my broken backpack and just hitting the road but i am too afraid of the inevitable hunger and death, if i stay and get the disability thing then i will just stay neet at home with no friends, job or gf.
>>29985996
not him
>packing my broken backpack and just hitting the road but i am too afraid of the inevitable hunger and death
I did that exact thing for months, and not a day went by where I didn't eat anything. You're overthinking it, the world isn't as cruel as it seems.
Seriously though, I don't see why you don't just try and get back with the girl. No one is after you dude, and if you think you'd die of boredom from the life you're currently in, and you think you'd die of hunger if you were homeless, you might as well die having sex with her instead.
Here tell you what, if you need something to do learn some form of martial arts, or start meditating. Either one or both are enough to keep absolutely anyone entertained for multiple lifetimes.
What's a good way to cover up/hide cuts on your arms?
It appears I've gotten back into that habit for the first time in ten years. And, judging by what's going on lately, this might finally be it.
But in all honesty, I don't want people questioning or barking at me over this. All while I'm getting my will and letters to loved ones in order.
>arms not thighs
you knew what you were doing you attention whore
cut your thighs. that's what I did. Nobody noticed.
>>29985601
>thighs
Probably for the best. But I tend to wear nothing but boxers because A/C's been busted for seven years, and no one here can afford to fix it.
>Have to look on the love of your life's fucking INSTAGRAM to see that they're done without even telling you, and put someone else in their bio with a disgusting fucking normie heart
To think I fucking believed the promises that I was the only one.. To think I actually trusted. I honestly am weak and pathetic, and I just want to kill myself at this moment.
IT'S FUCKING 6 AM, AND I SEE THIS FUCKING SHIT.. FUCKING 6 AM AND I CHECK THEIR FUCKING NORMIE SCUM INSTAGRAM TO SEE THIS.
>>29985561
>has an Instagram
Red flag anon, but yeah maybe you should consider blocking her and moving on. Don't let a bitch run your life.
>>29985625
I spent the last few days begging for forgiveness after i made a rather minor error, and we talk like we're at least friends, but no. fucking doesn't tell me anything, not a thing.
i'm in shock honestly.. just feels so horrible, after everything we went through. you're right but it's so hard.. this was all i had going on really.. and i actually felt love.
>>29985804
Well r9k welcomes people like you with open arms. Embrace the darkness and isolation anon. I've never dated a women so I can't say I know what you're going through. Wish you the best of luck and a peaceful death.
my mom literally told me that my school friends are licking froth from girls
Well if your mom said it, it has to be true.
w-what does that mean anon
>>29985673
THAT THEY ARE ON PARTIES AND PUT CREAM ON THE NIPPELS AND LICK IT OFF DUDE
IM FUCKIN DYING
Guys I am literally freaking out right now. I met this nerd girl awhile back and last month after I took her out on a 300 dollar date she gave me a blowjob for maybe 30 seconds. It was my first sexual expeirence ever with a girl.
A few days ago I noticed this on the base of my cock, at first I thought it was from shaving but I think its herpes. Anyone know?
To make it worse the girl stopped talking to me the day after she gave me a blowjob so I have been depressed and suicidal since. This just might push me over the edge.
>>29985486
Nah mate, that's HIV... Shit, didn't think you could get it from a blowjob.
>>29985486
Sorry to tell you bro but that looks like herpes, especially the way it's clustered
>>29985486
Its normal ur fine
i have the slight feeling riding a home bike wont make me lose my man tits ans belly
when i dont eat the vegetable jew
>>29985436
that is a correct feeling
grow your own food if you hate buying from the jews
you have to eat less, anon.
>>29985436
You are just not motivated (butthurt) enough. Don't eat sweets or junk, ride for an hour with a speed of around 20 km/h everyday. You'll see your fat literally melting.
You all realize that jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams right?
Thanks for sharing your information.
But it makes them unstable enough to collapse.
>being mad about fake 9/11 conspiracy
>not being mad about George Bush being elected despite having fewer votes than Al Gore
I see you've chosen your battles wisely
